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SEX. GOD I'M WEIRD. THE WHOLE THING IS IN CAPS SO THIS IS IN CAPS.Category: You don't really need to read this.
Sunday, 1 May 2011
10:07:33 PM (GMT)
Hahahahahhahahaha. Yes I'm doing this.

1. WHAT AGE WERE YOU WHEN YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU "THE TALK"?
THEY DIDN'T.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
YES. SOME SONG.

3. QUICK! SAY SOMETHING PERVERTED?
NICE DICK, WANNA FUCK?

5. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST REAL PERVERTED THOUGHT?
I DO NOT KNOW.

6. NOW IT’S TIME FOR SOME KINKY SEX! O BOI! DO YOU GET INTO IT, AND ARE YOU
DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?
I DON'T KNOW. 

7. GENDER SWAP! WHAT HAPPENS?
OH COOL I HAVE A PENIS. 
THAT WOULD BE COOL FOR LIKE. 10 MINUTES. THEN I'D GET FREAKED OUT.

8. HOW DO YOU SLEEP?
I SLEEP.

9. WHATS SOMETHING YOU CAN NEVER LOOK AT THE SAME OR IN A PERVERTED WAY?
IDK PROBABLY A LOT OF THINGS.

10. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR OC TRIED TO SEDUCE YOU?
WTF IS THAT. I DON'T HAVE ONE?

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
SOMETIMES.

12. CURRENT PERVERTED OBSESSION AT THE MOMENT?
YOUR MOM.

13. UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCE AND WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT WOULD YOU GO OUTSIDE
COMPLETELY NUDE?
WOODSTOCK.
MAYBE.

14. YOU DECIDE TO HAVE SEXY TIME. IS IT SEXY?
SURE.
 
15. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOU?
I DON'T KNOW.

16. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ROMANTIC, SEXUAL, EROTIC DREAMS?
HAHAHA PROBABLY.
ACTUALLY KIND OF.
BUT NOT REALLY.
SO NO.

17. WHAT COLOUR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING?
PINK. AND WHITE. AND BLACK.
WTF.

18. A SMALL CHILD ASKS YOU WHERE BABIES COME FROM. YOUR ANSWER?
ASK YO MOTHA.

19. WORST SEX SCENE YOU EVER WATCHED?
OMG OMG OMG FAT BASTARD FROM AUSTIN POWERS 2.
GOD THAT WAS SO BAD.
I'M GONNA GO DIE NOW.

20. GREAT, GREAT. SO, EVER GOTTEN A BLOW JOB?
I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS.

21. HURR. THAT LAST QUESTION WAS UNCALLED FOR! ANYHOW. WHAT DO YOU LIKE DOING WHEN
NO ONE’S LOOKING?
YOUR MOTHER.

22. GOT ANY ULTRA-QUIRKY KINKS?
I AM CONFUSED.

23. HAVE YOU EVER GONE COMMANDO IN PUBLIC?
UHH NO.

 24. HAVE YOU EVER MASTURBATED?
LEAVE ME ALONE WTF.

25. WITHIN THE LAST YEAR, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU DONE QUESTIONABLE ACTS WITH?
YOUR MOTHER.

26. HOW FAR WILL YOU GO IN THE NAME OF LOVE (OR LUST)?
CANADA.

27. WHAT IS SOMETHING THAT’S A TOTAL TURN-ON FOR YOU NO MATTER WHAT THE
CIRCUMSTANCE?
NICE HANDS.

28. WHAT IS YOUR BRA SIZE AND BRAND YOU ARE CURRENTLY WEARING AT THIS MOMENT?
34 B IDK WHAT BRAND.

29. WHAT OBJECT IN YOUR ROOM DO YOU FIND EROTIC?
LLAMAS.

30. I'M GOING OFF TRACK A LITTLE. UM, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SEEN BARE ASS-NAKED?
I'M GONNA SAY BABIES DON'T COUNT.
LIKE ONE?
DUDE IDK.

31. WHATS THE STRANGEST THING YOU EVER LICKED?
YOUR MOTHER.

32. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED A FETISH?
NO.

33. WHAT WAS THE CRAZIEST DARE YOU WERE ASKED TO DO?
NONE.

34. WHAT KIND OF ROMANCE DO YOU LIKE?
THE GOOD KIND.

35. HAVE YOU EVER QUESTIONED YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCE?
NAH.

36. KISS OR CUDDLE?
BOOOTHHH.

37. MAKEOUT OR SEX? ON BED OR UNUSUAL PLACES?
MAKEOUT. BED.
CAPS.

38. DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS?
ACCIDENTAL.

39. WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL SEXY TALENT? (NOTE: NEVER TELL THIS TO GUYS!!! TRUST ME ON
THIS!)
EVERYTHING.

40. HAVE YOU EVER KISSED THE SAME GENDER?
NO.

Comments 
‹fuckup.› writes:   4 May 2011   767398  
"29. WHAT OBJECT IN YOUR ROOM DO YOU FIND EROTIC?
LLAMAS."

LOL'd :'B
 
fireonthemountain says:   4 May 2011   719716  
@blastburnCRASH 
I have a llama poster x] 
 
‹fuckup.› writes:   5 May 2011   712120  
@fireonthemountain 
Oh that is awesome.. o: 
 
fireonthemountain says :   5 May 2011   782795  
@blastburnCRASH 
It is! :D 
 
 
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