Tuesday, 8 September 2009
04:03:52 PM (GMT)
Ok, well, once when I was going on a day trip to somewhere with my BBBFFE, I came up
with the Ashley story. She kept bugging me to put it on here, so, here it is.
I would send her to the zoo in a refrigerator box. They would give her surgery so she
wouldn't need glasses and would only be able to say 'hi,' but in different tones.
She'd have a house with a tv and a pool and would be fed pizza and ice cream. In 12
years, (she's almost 13) they would get pictures of all the guys named Ashley her age
and bring her biographies about them. She would get to pick one, and then they would
do the same to him. They would get married and legally change both their names to
Ashley Ashley Ashley, so they could be the Ashleys in the zoo. Then, they would have
Ashley Jr. and Ashley. 5 years after they got married, their surgeries would override
themselves, and they would go back to normal, have their names changed back, and
continue on with their lives.
Then I changed it to bunnies.
Miss Bunny was sent to a zoo. She had to stay there for 12 days before Mr.Bunny was
bought. They had a whole mess of kids. Then, they were adopted, and Ms.Bunny never
remembered her two years she spent in the zoo.
Well, the bunny one was funnier when I told it.
There you go Ashley, you happy now?
Last edited: 11 September 2009