Sunday, 6 September 2009
06:04:50 PM (GMT)
I was walking around sinnoh again, saying hi to all the people in Canalave city when
BAM THERE'S DARKRAI AGAIN. I had to tell him to bugger off because he started asking
me for money, and I reeeally didn't want to admit that I don't actually have any
money. Seriously. My pants don't have pockets, people. Just because I have clothes
doesn't mean I have a wallet too. So Darkrai, you know, Starts getting angry at me,
and then he started getting all distressed and ran away. I have no idea what was up
with him, but I'll just have to figure that out later.
So anyway this labor day (tomorrow) I'm going to Oreburgh to go chill out and see how
many people try and fail to catch me. I'm gonna go say hi too Roark too. I also want
to hang out with his onix because he's cool and we scare people and stuff. Cause
like, It's really scary seeing me riding a giant onix and everyone is like "OH MY
GODD IT'S A LUCARIO! RIDING AN ONIX!" because we're just that cool. We're
actually too cool, which is why I doubt Roark will let us hang out anymore. That
I hope to run into Shaymin again, you know, the bamf one? Yeah him. that 'lil
hedgehog thing is like my IDOL... well right next to mewtwo and Ho-oh. I still have
yet to meet palkia. I met dialga once, but only once. He's like a giant blue demon
sauropod horse from the depths of hell, BUT HE HAS A COOL HEAD. LOOK AT IT, IT'S
SHAPED LIKE A DIAMOND!!
WWWOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA RAD SHIT
the one person I DON'T want to run into at oreburgh is celebi. You know what
that sucker did to me a few weeks ago? Sent me INTO THE FUTURE. Yep. How far? 500
YEARS. Did celebi bring me back to my appropriate time immediately after?? NO. CELEBI
SENT ME BACK TO THE 1500'S. I had to BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT TO MAKE IT BRING ME
HOME. Even then I wasn't in the right time, Which is why I seemed to be wiped off the
plane of existence july 5th through july 20th.
If you have time travel powers, Don't use them like an asshole. This is why I like
Dialga, he's the pokemon of time and he knows how to use his powers for his own
purposes and NOT SCREW WITH INNOCENT POKEMON THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE STEPPED ON HIM
WHEN HE WAS SLEEPING. He's more rad and uses his fists instead of godly powers that
no one stands a chance against. Wait.. Feet, not fists. Dialga doesn't have fists.
That would be... weird.
maybe I should go to spear pillar tomorrow instead. I really want to find out if
Dialga can turn his feet into fists.