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DO NOT OPEN IN FRONT OF PARENT (With Logic!)Category: Chain letter, meet logic. Logic, meet crap!
Sunday, 19 July 2009
12:26:38 AM (GMT)
(This is a short, but very stupid chain.)

40 MILLION PEOPLE ACTUALLY GOT KILLED BY NOT SENDING THIS PIECE OF MAIL.THE CREATOR
OF THIS MAIL HAS A PROGRAM THAT WILL TRACK DOWN YOUR ADDRESS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO
LOSE? YOUR LIFE. REPOST!
(Impossible! You can delete tracking devices off your computer. And no real
tracking device can just track you down.
And what is this person going to do? Kill me? Oh, how scary! He got super powers and
will some how get all they 
way to me just to murder me! Why bother doing that?)

Sorry its not my fault, but
good luck.because you opened this you will die in 3 days. The only way you can
reverse this is by reposting it within 5 minutes.
(Oh wait! Is he a Psychic, psychopath, pervert, demon dude?! That explains
everything! Like how I'm going to die in three days!)

By opening this chainmail you have been given bad luck for 2 months. If you repost
this message then the bad luck will turn to good luck. Repost as ..."DO NOT OPEN IN
FRONT OF PARENT"
(Wait... if by opening this I'm apparently going to die in three days. Then who
cares about the back luck! You'll never live the 2 months. So why care?)

(Well, this chain is a really dumb one. samswirl gave me this one too. If you got
chains to bust, send them to me or my buddy ChainLetterBuster! Thanks!
Last edited: 19 July 2009

Comments 
KatzRo0l says:   19 July 2009   621755  
lmao
chain letters are funny
YOU WILL DIE IF YOU DONT FORWARD
 
ButserofChainLetters says:   19 July 2009   993223  
They are a hoot! That's why they're so fun to make fun of! XD
 
‹PumpkinPhantom :P› says:   19 July 2009   754461  
Gee how come there wasn't any news reports about forty million people
dropping dead because of a crazed killer who apparently has tracking
devices on text? The FBI know how to track a tracking device down to
the person who planted it there. Plus when did a murderer have enough
money to travel around the word lots of time just to kill people? 
What a waist of time and money!
ButserofChainLetters says :   20 July 2009   231342  
I know! Isn't that wasting your cash?!
 

 
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