Monday, 29 June 2009
10:13:50 PM (GMT)
Kenzie & I were asleep on a playground. All of a sudden, I wake up. I look over &
notice Kenzie is awake too. Were both just staring at the morning sun. It is BEATING
in our faces & you can already tell were just both in the worst moods. Then, the
chipmunk. Oh my god. This chipmunk hauls it's fatass up a tree and squawks it's LIFE
story. Neither of us say anything for about an hour while it screams for the entire
Kenzie: I swear, I'm going to fucking shoot that dumbass bird.
Me: I'll get the gun. By the way, It's a chipmunk.
Kenzie: Chipmunk, Bird, Whatever that thing is going DOWN.
Me: Seriously. It's been yelling at us for an hour now. GO TO BED.
Kenzie: I KNOW. IT'S LIKE 6:00.
Me: HE THINKS HE'S LIKE A FARM ROOSTER.
Kenzie: YOU'RE A FUCKING CHIPMUNK. GIVE IT UP AND GO TO BED.
Me: The whole chipmunk family is just staring at him.
Kenzie: He's like too fat for the branch.
-chipmunk has been SCREAMING the entire time-
Kenzie: You know what chipmunk? Time's up.
Me: Game over.