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Thursday, 4 June 2009
04:07:38 AM (GMT)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello!
You: what
Stranger: ...
You: what did u call me
Stranger: I didn't--
You: jk
You: hi
Stranger: Howdy
You: r u a gurl
Stranger: Well, yes and no.
You: huh?
You: how can you be both
You: unless a tom boy
Stranger: I am this "gurl" you speak of.
You: girl
Stranger: No, you see, I'm not one of those.
You: r u a man or woman?
Stranger: Neither and yet both.
You: robot?
Stranger: Hah, I wish.
You: alien?
Stranger: Nope.
You: what are you then
Stranger: I am a mammal.
You: ok
You: like an animal or something
Stranger: Well, "Mammal" is a very general term.
Stranger: It could refer to a whale, a mammoth, a human...
You: your not one of those nerds are you
Stranger: No.
You: so r ua gurl or boy?
Stranger: Again, neither yet both.
You: u have to be one of them
Stranger: Well, at least part of one's body does.
You: i dont get it
Stranger: You might when you get a bit older, young'un.
You: ok
You: r u a gurl or boy
Stranger: Once more, both and yet neither,
You: um
You: let me ask this
You: u got a dick or a vagina
Stranger: Well, are you sure this is a matter of "or"?
You: you have both?
You: !!!!!!
Stranger: Lemme put it this way:
Stranger: Who needs hookers?
You: your a unisex!
Stranger: I prefer the term "Unicycle".
You: whoa
You: you cant have both
You: you really are .....
Stranger: I don't know about you, but I really think I should have put this on
Stranger: this is hilarious.
You: i know your lieing
Stranger: I am not "lieing", merely "lying".
You: either way your making this up
Stranger: Perhaps.
Stranger: Or maybe I am only a figment of your imagination.
Stranger: And therefore YOU are making it up.
You: nope
You: you cant trick me
Stranger: Try calling 1-800-2-MENTAL
Stranger: if your OCD, press 1 repeatedly
You: why 
Stranger: if you have multiple personalities, pres 2, 3, or 4
Stranger: If you are paranoid, stay on the line so we can trace the call and find
You: what your used to this kind of stuff so you trick ppl so your not the only
patient at themental hospital
Stranger: If you're depressed, don't bother doing anything, nobody's on the other
You: weml
You: im gonna out this on the internet
You: i mean put
Stranger: I'ma put this on GameFAQs.com's current events board.
Stranger: Be happy you have no username here, my friend.
You: what ever my site is more visited!
You: i aint your friend
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: Have you ever been to GameFAQs.com?
Stranger: there are over 10,000,000 users.
You: no and i wont cause your on there
You: mine has more
You: with more coming each day
Stranger: ...
You: loser
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: Because naturally, people with any sense of logic are losers.
You: yep thats why u r one of them
Stranger: ...
Stranger: If you keep dragging this out, people will actually notice the way you
think, you know.
You: i m gonna disconnect now....
Stranger: Goodbye, friend.
You have disconnected.

‹█bLaZiNg☺DuCk☺fAcE☺DaRyN█› says:   4 June 2009   488928  
‹~Harvest_My_Dark_Dreams~› says:   4 June 2009   845466  
What website is that on?
‹Joanna;FinallySetHerselfFree♥› says:   4 June 2009   435644  
‹Funn_size› says:   4 June 2009   868371  
the website is omegle.com
‹~*N@t@$h@*~› says:   5 June 2009   922195  
wtf is that person mental
‹Let You Fall For Every Empty Word I Say› says:   5 June 2009   734144  
thats a bit creepy.......
‹TheRulerofNightmares› says:   5 June 2009   286795  
Moron. If they're so "logical", then why are they so stupid?
‹TheRulerofNightmares› says:   5 June 2009   455187  
Talking about the other person, not you.
‹wolfkid_hates_war› says:   5 June 2009   817676  
ok .........
‹Funn_size› says:   5 June 2009   662923  
im talking about the other person not me ok
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   5 June 2009   149217  
Lolololol. thats funny (:
‹Funn_size› says :   5 June 2009   657387  
yes its funny and its still very creepy

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