Thursday, 4 June 2009
12:07:38 AM (GMT)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what did u call me
Stranger: I didn't--
You: r u a gurl
Stranger: Well, yes and no.
You: how can you be both
You: unless a tom boy
Stranger: I am this "gurl" you speak of.
Stranger: No, you see, I'm not one of those.
You: r u a man or woman?
Stranger: Neither and yet both.
Stranger: Hah, I wish.
You: what are you then
Stranger: I am a mammal.
You: like an animal or something
Stranger: Well, "Mammal" is a very general term.
Stranger: It could refer to a whale, a mammoth, a human...
You: your not one of those nerds are you
You: so r ua gurl or boy?
Stranger: Again, neither yet both.
You: u have to be one of them
Stranger: Well, at least part of one's body does.
You: i dont get it
Stranger: You might when you get a bit older, young'un.
You: r u a gurl or boy
Stranger: Once more, both and yet neither,
You: let me ask this
You: u got a dick or a vagina
Stranger: Well, are you sure this is a matter of "or"?
You: you have both?
Stranger: Lemme put it this way:
Stranger: Who needs hookers?
You: your a unisex!
Stranger: I prefer the term "Unicycle".
You: you cant have both
You: you really are .....
Stranger: I don't know about you, but I really think I should have put this on
Stranger: this is hilarious.
You: i know your lieing
Stranger: I am not "lieing", merely "lying".
You: either way your making this up
Stranger: Or maybe I am only a figment of your imagination.
Stranger: And therefore YOU are making it up.
You: you cant trick me
Stranger: Try calling 1-800-2-MENTAL
Stranger: if your OCD, press 1 repeatedly
Stranger: if you have multiple personalities, pres 2, 3, or 4
Stranger: If you are paranoid, stay on the line so we can trace the call and find
You: what your used to this kind of stuff so you trick ppl so your not the only
patient at themental hospital
Stranger: If you're depressed, don't bother doing anything, nobody's on the other
You: im gonna out this on the internet
You: i mean put
Stranger: I'ma put this on GameFAQs.com's current events board.
Stranger: Be happy you have no username here, my friend.
You: what ever my site is more visited!
You: i aint your friend
Stranger: Have you ever been to GameFAQs.com?
Stranger: there are over 10,000,000 users.
You: no and i wont cause your on there
You: mine has more
You: with more coming each day
Stranger: Because naturally, people with any sense of logic are losers.
You: yep thats why u r one of them
Stranger: If you keep dragging this out, people will actually notice the way you
think, you know.
You: i m gonna disconnect now....
Stranger: Goodbye, friend.
You have disconnected.