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Urban DictionaryCategory: Lena in GENERAL
Sunday, 11 January 2009
07:22:34 PM (GMT)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you. 

1.) Your name?
Lena-A violent, but beautiful girl who would kiss you then cut your balls off. 

2.) Your age?
13- A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky.
Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and
portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia. 

3.) One of your friends?
Jenna- so cool, has tons of friends, likes the wrong guys, loves to go shopping,

4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping-To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't
come in. 

5.) Favourite color?
Magenta-The incestious English maid/domestic in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" with
unruly dark magenta hair and voyeuristic intentions. She enjoys time-warping,
'dusting' the banister, and having elbow fetish fun with her brother. Dr.
Frank-N-Furter, Riff, and Magenta all come from the planet Transsexual in the galaxy
of Transylvania. 

6.) Birthplace?
Portland (OR)-1. A city in the northern part of Oregon, One of the only cool places
in Oregon (unless you love nature) and one of the few cool places in the Northwest.
It's a small city that has a good atmosphere and nice people. It ain't no mother
fucking New York City but it still rules.
2. Portland, Maine 

7.) Month of your birth?
September-a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts
   (in alabama it starts in august)

8.) Last person you talked to?
Father-if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when
their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of
their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep
the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will
otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more. 

9.) One of your nicknames?
Iggi- an awesome comination of letters.

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