Monday, 24 November 2008
10:07:21 PM (GMT)
So I was hanging out with my friend-
her name is ANDEE!
And she's two years younger than me but talks like she two year OLDER than me.
[: She's the shiz. Anyway-
We somehow got onto the subject of gummybears and Andee was like
"Let's go rape some gummybears."
And I was just like WTF?
She said "Yea. Let's go rape some gummybears. Or gummyworms. But not the sour kind. I
think they'd hurt more."
And by this point we're both pretty hyper.
So I said, "Yea! But are they bismexual gummybears? 'Cause I dunno about sexxin' up
some gummybears with no balls."
So she tilted her head to the side and gave me a quizzical look,
"Didn't you know gummybears where girls who dress like guys?"
And we're cracking up and my twin comes in and he was like,
"Rayne, I don't want these anymore and I know Andee likes them."
And he tosses us a bag of gummybears!
So me and Andee just start rolling because we are laughing so hard, and Aaron (twin)
was all Wtf Rayne?
And Andee explained but then she said,
"And now we're going to have a threesome with santa clause to convince him to put me
back on the good list."
I love Andee...