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My mom sure knows how to pick em'.Category: (general)
Monday, 27 October 2008
03:09:53 PM (GMT)
My step-dad is a freaking overprotective prick.
HE THINKS HE'S MY REAL DAD.

Kay,here's the story.
I wanted snakebites ever since...last year,I think.
And my mom finally agreed last month I could get them done in October(which is almost
over)
So my stepsister wants them done too.
She asked her dad,and he was all "No.No.No.I'm not having you look like a person from
Jerry Springer."
I LOL'D.
And Karissa's(stepsisters) grandmother is like totally religious,against almost
EVERYTHING.
She goes "Karissa.If you gets them done,I'm gonna be so mad."
So Karissa basically can't get them done.
Anyway,I asked MY MOTHER again on Saturday.And my step-dad was there and he goes
"NO.YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PROSTITUTE" <----- Wtf?Since when do
prostitutes rock snakebites?And since when is he my real dad?Since when
can he boss me around?
That's right,he can't.I told my mom later in private :
"Uh,mom?I know he wants me to be a perfect little angel,but I'm not.I don't even want
to be perfect.I want one small peircing on each side of my lip,okay?He's not my
dad,he can't tell me whether I'm going to get it done or not,because I'll do it with
or without your guys permission,and he won't tell me how my life is going to be.I'll
delay the peircing now,to prevent any arguments,but by the time this summer rolls
around,and Morgan comes,I'm getting it done.Whether you guys like it or not."

If it was my real dad telling me,I might listen.But hellooo.I was talking to my real
dad last week on the phone,and he said it would look cool.My REAL dad's a pimp(not
literally). :D

So,yeah.Morgan.This summer,be prepared:
1.For me to look awesome.
2.For a hella lot of fighting.

OH.And my step-dad continuously puts me down.
He calls me the "laziest human being he's ever met".
When he looks like a pregnant guy.
All he does is work in the shed,cutting up wood or something,and calling it "burning
carbs"
NOT LIKELY.
THEN he lies and says theres no gas in the truck so I have to walk halfway across
town to get to the fucking library,while he gets to work in the shed,RIGHT OUTSIDE
HIS HOUSE,"burning carbs".
I honestly hate him.
Dumbass.

Comments 
‹you_kill_me_well› says:   27 October 2008   314815  
fucking bastard
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   27 October 2008   453839  
Agreed.
 
‹♥Kirsche♥› says:   27 October 2008   622465  
wow. well I hope things work out with your dad. and I hope u can
those lip peircings!! that would be so cool!!
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   27 October 2008   623819  
Thanks!I hope so too. :D
 
‹AmyBeetch™› says:   27 October 2008   963649  
Damn, that would be awesome :D
I've been dying to get a lip piercing since forever myself.

But your step-dad is a prick.
He kind of reminds me of the bossy religious step-dad who doesn't even
like you.
And thinks the devil has possesed you.
Damn, I'd die if I had a step-dad like that,
'cause I already have my mother like that.
 
WoahItsMorgan says:   27 October 2008   474672  
D:

Your step-dad is fucking creepy.
Like a rapist creepy. LMAO.

Dude. If you still haven't got them done by the time I come down we
should get it done together :D
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   28 October 2008   296985  
ROFLROFL
Awe.Yeah,my mothers being lured to the dark side now,too. D:

And I KNOW.
Like I swear.If I wake up one night to him molesting me,I'm gonna
think of you Morgan.LMFAO.
And we should. :D
 
The_Fluffy_One says:   28 October 2008   892427  
I'd be an indirect bitch to him.
:D
Indirect bitchiness always works.
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   28 October 2008   111391  
Why yes,it does.
 
WoahItsMorgan says:   28 October 2008   775573  
WTF?

THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE.
LMFAO!
Like Daniel. XD
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   28 October 2008   153153  
LMFAO!
 
brainwashed says:   28 October 2008   761595  
I wish i had a cool parent.
I asked my my mom for a tiny ass stud
on the side of my nose.
And she fucking explodes.
:/
I dont get old people.
 
madman says:   30 October 2008   392922  
I've never seen a prostitute or anyone on Jerry Springer with spider
bites eh. AC wants them but she probably won't get them because stores
are so against piercings for some reason eh. Except like Hot Topic eh.
You pretty much have to have piercings to work there eh.
SexFlavouredPancakes says :   1 November 2008   518955  
I know,I know.

And exactly eh.
 
 
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