Thursday, 17 July 2008
11:42:25 PM (GMT)
P.S. I made this up, trust me!
Dear Angel Friends,
Do you want to know why you are getting this message? Here are the most likely
reasons why you are getting this message ( Please read all)
You are a great angel friend
You will listen when somebody bosses you around OK maybe not
You like the person sending you this
You will call me if I tell you to
You adore me
You are an angel to me
You enjoy my company
You are my biggest fan
I know your e-mail!
Now to the message part of the message! You know what, that didn't sound right.
Hmmm maybe it's just me. Or maybe I'm rubbing off on your weirdness disease. Yeah
it's your weirdness disease! Well now lets begin
My fellow angel friends,
Would you kindly do me a favor? Now I will answer for you! YES! Thank you for
cooperating! The favor is: Be my best angel friend. Now being my best angel friend
takes a few things to master. I will name them to you.
You must love me
You must not turn your back on me for one second of your life
You must adore me
You must comfort me in my weakest hours
You must be worthy
You must listen to me
You must make sure I do not grow fat
You must be able to hear from miles away if I have to yell at you because you turned
your back on me
You must learn to balance books on your head
You must learn to read at a 9th grade level
You must make sure I am getting proper rest
Now that isn't very much to master now is it? If you say no you will be a real best
angel friend. Now the major thing that I need you to do is................ make me
my favorite food. If you are a real best angel friend you should know what my
favorite food is. If you don't you are not worthy enough to be my best angel friend.
If you do know it then.......... congratulations! You are now the official best
angel friend of ME!!!!!!! Now that I have my best angel friend I can give you one
last duty for the day: Forward this message to all your friends waiting in line to
become your best angel friend. C'mon hurry hurry!