Saturday, 9 June 2007
01:38:45 AM (GMT)
Please do not be offended.I have no intention of doing any harm, just making
people laugh.Thank you.
One day a police officer was patroling on the highway. He saw a little car speeding
so he switched on his lights and pulled up alongside it.
He noticed a young blonde knitting at the wheel with the window down. Realizing she
could not see him, he pulled out his thingy that made his voice louder (i forget what
its called) and yelled "Pull over!!!!". The blonde glared back at him and furioulsy
replied in a firm tone, "No, its a sweater!!!!"
Once there was a blonde that was fed up with people who thought blonde women were
stupid. She decided to prove them wrong. One day when her roomie (a brunette) when
off to work, she decided to paint the living room.When the roomie got home, she found
the blonde in two winter coats lying in a puddle of sweat on the floor next to a
piece of paper.The roomie picked it up and read it.It was the painting
Here it comes...Brace yourselves.......
"FOR BEST RESULTS, APPLY TWO COATS."