Saturday, 3 February 2007
08:13:23 PM (GMT)
George: Hi and welcome to the Celebrity News. I'm your host, George W. Bush. Now
our guest is the only one, the one and only, the jacko and a wacko. Micheal Jackson.
Micheal: Thank You Monkey Face
George: Your welcome and are you finishing raping the kid in the street
Micheal: Yes, it was very delicious
George: Who was your favorite one?
Micheal: Oh it's Macaulay Culkin
Micheal: You know, his birdie was so yum excepted it was so small.
George: What do you feel when you almost kill a baby
Micheal: That was fun, so fun that I want to kill you're baby if your going.
George: Yes I have a plan on making a baby with my wife
Micheal: Oh great. Just tell me if you want me to play your baby
George: Thats great and by the way, Macaulay Culkin is on phone
Macaulay: Hi George and Micheal
Micheal: Hi Macaulay
Macaulay: You want to taste it again
Macaulay: Ok come to house in 8:00 PM
Micheal: Ok see you there
(8:00 PM, Macaulay's House)
George: Ok, we are spying here in Macaulay's house. What will happen
Micheal: Ok, Macaulay your pants please
Macaulay: OK honey
George: So see you next time