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Celebrity NewsCategory: Jokes
Sunday, 4 February 2007
01:13:23 AM (GMT)
George:  Hi and welcome to the Celebrity News. I'm your host, George W. Bush. Now
our guest is the only one, the one and only, the jacko and a wacko. Micheal Jackson.
Micheal: Thank You Monkey Face
George: Your welcome and are you finishing raping the kid in the street
Micheal: Yes, it was very delicious
George: Who was your favorite one?
Micheal: Oh it's Macaulay Culkin
George: Why?
Micheal: You know, his birdie was so yum excepted it was so small.
George: What do you feel when you almost kill a baby
Micheal: That was fun, so fun that I want to kill you're baby if your going.
George: Yes I have a plan on making a baby with my wife
Micheal: Oh great. Just tell me if you want me to play your baby
George: Thats great and by the way, Macaulay Culkin is on phone
Macaulay: Hi George and Micheal
Micheal: Hi Macaulay
Macaulay: You want to taste it again
Micheal: Ok
Macaulay: Ok come to house in 8:00 PM
Micheal: Ok see you there

(8:00 PM, Macaulay's House)
George: Ok, we are spying here in Macaulay's house. What will happen
Micheal: Ok, Macaulay your pants please
Macaulay: OK honey
George: So see you next time

shamira says:   4 February 2007   423291  
lol that is funny
jackie94 says:   4 February 2007   174821  
lol thats cool
computeraddict says:   5 February 2007   362231  
thanks dude
lilsexycandy says:   9 March 2007   762746  
LOL i  guess i wanna see all ya dairy entry
marz_bar says:   10 March 2007   543377  
rofl lmao lol
The_Dratini says:   10 March 2007   226622  
tini dra! dratini dra! (tranlslation: i liked it! lol! omg! funny!
kaitlynn says:   11 March 2007   384671  
that so  gross
scooby_doo says:   11 March 2007   899169  
sweet dude i love it
americanbulldog whispers:   18 April 2007   349621  
ummmm okay
LingLing says:   20 April 2007   656634  
thats the truth of him....ewww yuck......but funny.......wait
neveragainxx says:   8 June 2007   231476  
That's hilarious! Keep writing!
valpal says :   14 June 2007   168243  
funny ,but gross


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