HOME LIFE
[x] I constantly fight with my parents.
[x] I constantly fight with my sibling.
[x] I never help around the house.
[x] I lie to my parents a lot.
[] I never do what I'm told.
[] I've cussed at my parents before. 
[x] I've been grounded for a month or more.
[] I've tried to sneak someone in.
[x] I've slapped a family member.
[x] I've screamed at my mother.
[] I've been out way past my curfew.
HOME LIFE
[x] I constantly fight with my parents.
[x] I constantly fight with my sibling.
[x] I never help around the house.
[x] I lie to my parents a lot.
[] I never do what I'm told.
[] I've cussed at my parents before. 
[x] I've been grounded for a month or more.
[] I've tried to sneak someone in.
[x] I've slapped a family member.
[x] I've screamed at my mother.
[] I've been out way past my curfew.
[x] I've insulted a sibling and made him/her cry.
TOTAL = 8


SCHOOL LIFE
[] Teachers have called me a slacker.
[] I've gotten a detention.
[x] I've been suspended. (I didn't stab him on purpose!)
[] I got expelled.
[] I've cut class.
[] I skipped school altogether.
[] I've done drugs or drank alcohol on school premisis.
[] I've been sent to the principal's office.
[] My teachers have had to phone home several times regarding my bad bahavior or
grades.
[] I get bad grades.
[] I don't try in school.
[] I've sworn at the teacher or principal.
[] I stuck up my middle finger at the teacher or principal.
[] I've ran off the school grounds during school and didn't come back.
TOTAL = 1

SOCIAL LIFE
[] I've been called a slut.
[] I've been called a bitch.
[] I've been called an asshole.
[x] I've been called a liar.
[x] I've been called a fake.
[] I've been called a poser.
[x] I've been called any other kind of insult.
[x] I have called anyone any of these things.
[ ] I have made fun of a retarted person.
[ ] I have been kicked out of a public place.
[x] I've caused a scene in a public place.
[x] I threw a fit in a public place. 
[x] I'm hardly ever invited to parties and such because the person is afraid I'll
do something mean.
[] I've been asked to leave a party.
[] I've emotionally hurt somebody.
[x] I've made fun of someone because of they way they look. (I made fun of Scott but
now he's meh frend
[x] People have said they hated me.
[x] I don't have many friends.
TOTAL = 10


LOVE LIFE
[x] I have never kissed a boy.
[] No guys ever talk to me.
[x] Guys have made fun of me.
[x] Some guys talk bad about me behind my back.
[x] Screw that, they talk bad about me to my FACE! 
[] In a relationship I have psychically abused my boyfriend.
[] In a relationship I have sexually abused my boyfriend.
[x] I don't have much of a love life at all.
[] It's been at least half a year since I've been in a relationship.
[] I've asked someone out and they rejected me.
[] I've been cheated on by my boyfriend.
TOTAL = 5


NOW FOR THE SCORING
0 :: This seems almost impossible. You are totally pure and innocent and I'm
surprised you're even reading this, you're
so sweet. Obviously you would never think of doing anything rebellious as this
which
is why many people think you are
BORING.

1 - 10 :: Wow, you must be an angel. Friends, boys, teachers, and family all
love you. But all that love might be a bad
thing.. it seems like you are too perfect to be true. Try doing something
spontaneous and out there for once. It doesn't
have to get you in trouble, but you need to have some fun once and a while.

11 - 20 :: I think this is the level most people should be at, or in their low
twenties. Good job. You have a good
attitude, and people generally seem to like you a lot. 

21 - 30 :: We're starting to enter the danger zone, but not quite. This is a pretty
good level, but you should consider
working on your attitude a little more so you won't have to worry about these
crappy
things happening to you again.

31 - 40 :: Some of the things you do make you seem like a pretty mean person or a
not very well liked person. In
order to change all that, you need to change your ways first and learn some proper
manners.*******

41 - 50 :: Well hello there, teen rebel. You appear to think you can do whatever
you
want whenever you want but in
today's society that's not the case. I think you should try to act more appropriate
before someone really gets pissed.


50+ :: This is not good. I'm sorry to tell you, but you have a really bad attitude
and you sound like an asshole. But
this is probably not the first time you've heard this from anybody. Therefore, you
should listen for ONCE and do
something good that will make you a nicer person.

I'm a 21-30

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Thought it was funny

Current affair

My head's still churning about the fact that Bandit, My neighbors
dog, died today...

I seek

Umm...Someone to bomb those guidance consalars they keep sending me
to. I don't have god damn mental problems! 
And maybe a friend that will reply to message no matter what
Thought it was funny

Current affair

My head's still churning about the fact that Bandit, My neighbors
dog, died today...

I seek

Umm...Someone to bomb those guidance consalars they keep sending me
to. I don't have god damn mental problems! 
And maybe a friend that will reply to message no matter what

I offer

If you want something your S.O.L. Shit Out of Luck. 

My biting sarcasm

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M.Shadows puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'. 
Synyster Gates can slam revolving doors. 

The chief export of The Rev is pain.

Johnny Christ counted to infinity...twice.

Zacky Vengeance can divide by zero.

They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice, neither does M.Shadows.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless M.Shadows has been there,
M.Shadows puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'. 
Synyster Gates can slam revolving doors. 

The chief export of The Rev is pain.

Johnny Christ counted to infinity...twice.

Zacky Vengeance can divide by zero.

They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice, neither does M.Shadows.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless M.Shadows has been there,
then
it's soaked with tears and blood. 

Synyster Gates died ten years ago but The Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to
tell him.

The Rev once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Zacky Vengeance sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark but
the dark is afraid of Zacky Vengeance.

Johnny Christ is the reason Waldo is hiding.

A Tsunami is water running away from The Rev.

How many does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Synyster Gates does not need
light, light needs Synyster Gates.

Zacky Vengeance does not get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

M.Shadows does not T-bag the ladies. He potato sacks them.

The Rev crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.

M.Shadows can speak Braille.

Johnny Christ is not hung like a horse...horses are hung like Johnny Christ.

M.Shadows jacks off to monster trucks.

Jeeves asks Zacky Vengeance.

If The Rev is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Geico saved $15 by switching to Synyster Gates.

Johnny Christ went back in time and stopped the JFK assasination by catching the
bullet in mid-air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.

The Rev brushes with plutonium.
Zacky Vengeance has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites and
bloodstains.

M. Shadows made Satan cry.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type 'Synyster Gates' into
Google and hit 'I'm feeling lucky'.

Jesus walked on water; Johnny Christ walked on Jesus.

When Zacky Vengeance gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you
have left to live.

M.Shadows doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now."

In the beginning Johnny Christ told God to make him something to play with and gave
him a seven day deadline.

Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely
mispronounces.
He appears incompetant because he knows Synyster Gates is watching.

M.Shadows does not leave messages. M.Shadows leaves warnings.

The idea for the show '24' is actually stolen from a drawing Zacky Vengeance made
when he was drunk.

The Rev kicked a 50 yard field goal whilst having sex.

The biggest mistake Clint Eastwood ever made is when he told Johnny Christ to make
his day.

M.Shadows once dropkicked Tim Allen for popularizing his mating call.

Synyster Gates killed the last unicorn with his bare hands.

The Rev plays soccer with severed heads.

Johnny Christ can lift a mountain over his head with one arm and make a perfect
pitcher of Kool Aid with the other.

M.Shadows is like a Tsunami - if you see him coming it's already too late.

Uncle Sam doesn't want you anymore. He's got Zacky Vengeance.

Johnny Christ beat up The Jolly Green Giant.

M.Shadows ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man.

The Rev didn't vote for Pedro, he deported him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of M.Shadows.

When God said "Let there be light", Synyster Gates said "Say please".

Johnny Christ plays Russian Roulette with The Grim Reaper.

Zacky Vengeance punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact
change.

The symbol for Zacky Vengeance in sign language is a middle finger on fire.

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*Did you know kissing is healthy


*Bananas are good for cramps


*It's good to cry


*Chicken soup actually makes you feel better


*Did you know kissing is healthy


*Bananas are good for cramps


*It's good to cry


*Chicken soup actually makes you feel better


*94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers


*Only apply mascara to your top lashes


*It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!


*89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move



*Chocolate will make you feel better! (does that even need to be stated?)


*Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.


*A good friend never judges.


*Boys aren't worth your tears


*More boys than girls are going to look at this bulletin


*We ALL love surprises!!

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911 facts (freaky)
Body: This kinda makes u wonder if the whole thing was planned way ahead of time,
or
just plain coincidence! Check it out though!

wierd 9/11 facts
Body: Now listen to me! Read through all of this, and don't stop till you hit the
bottom, or you'll regret it!


UNITED WE STAND
1) New York City has 11 letters
911 facts (freaky)
Body: This kinda makes u wonder if the whole thing was planned way ahead of time,
or
just plain coincidence! Check it out though!

wierd 9/11 facts
Body: Now listen to me! Read through all of this, and don't stop till you hit the
bottom, or you'll regret it!


UNITED WE STAND
1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993)
has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

5) The two twin towers make an "11"

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11



4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.

6+5 = 11



5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11



6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.

9 + 1 + 1 = 11.



Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4
=
11.



2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.

Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.



3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.



4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers

incident.



Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
Now this is where things get totally eerie:








Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it
made my hair stand on end:


Open Microsoft Word and do the following, TRY THIS FOR REAL I'M I DID IT AND IT
SCARED THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF MEE!!!!!!!



1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.



2. Highlight the Q33 NY.




3. Change the font size to 48.



4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS{scarriest part of all}

Extremly scary huh?

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Good since it's only 10 hours into The month

Spell your own name... no deleting! 

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