I stole this from Kyun_yo because it was just so funny :P

Note: this meme isn't meant to be racist. =| I don't think it was intended to be
racist. It really is your choice if you want to take it or not. -shrugs- 

Section 1 
[x] Are you Asian in the first place? 
[x] Were you born in an Asian country? 
[x] Can you use chopsticks? 
[x] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao/etc. school as a kid? 
[x] Can you speak an Asian language? 
[ ] Is your favorite subject math/science? 
I stole this from Kyun_yo because it was just so funny :P

Note: this meme isn't meant to be racist. =| I don't think it was intended to be
racist. It really is your choice if you want to take it or not. -shrugs- 

Section 1 
[x] Are you Asian in the first place? 
[x] Were you born in an Asian country? 
[x] Can you use chopsticks? 
[x] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao/etc. school as a kid? 
[x] Can you speak an Asian language? 
[ ] Is your favorite subject math/science? 
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day? 
[ ] Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair? 
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do have a 95 average? 
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA? 
[x] Do you freak out when you get a B in school?
Score: 8

Section 2 
[x] Do you listen to Asian music? 
[x] Have you watched Asian movies/dramas? 
[ ] Can you rave? 
[x] Do you know what DDR is? 
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc? 
[x] Have you played the violin/piano/cello? 
[x] Do your parents get mad at you if you get bad grades? 
[ ] Are/have you going/taking/took any honors/AP classes? 
[ ] Do you own a Mazda/Saturn? 
[x] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car? 
[x] Do you have a distinctive smell? [Ticked for the lolness because... Asian
country people smell the same to me usually x_x]
Score so far: 16

Section 3 
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob? 
[ ] Is your last name Li, Lee, Nguyen, Wang, Wong, Kim, Tang,
Chow, Kamenashi, Cheung, Zhang, Lin, Cheng, Ma, Jang, Chan, Chen, Liu?  
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian guys/girls?
[x] Have you designed a website before? 
[x] Does/did your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot,
dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc.? 
[x] Do you have both an Asian and an English name? 
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house? 
[ ] Do you know the song "Got Rice"? [I googled it after reading but I guess it
doesn't count.]
[x] Anime? 
[x] Do you listen to trance?  
Score so far: 23

Section 4 
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are/or were your parents/mom/dad fobs? 
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place? 
[x] Do you think you're short? 
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc? 
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers? 
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube? 
[x] Do you read Manga? 
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later
use? 
[x] Do you have ASIAN Pride? 
Score so far: 30

Section 5 
[ ] Are you a good artist?
[x] You speak your Asian language with your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community? 
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT? [DOES HAVING USED TO COUNT? ._.]
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice? [Lolz well, I live in it.]
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile? 
[x] Do you have/need glasses or braces? 
[x] Do you like to read? 
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance? 
Score: 36

Under 25 - White washed 
26-30 - American Born 
31-40 - Pure 
40-45 - Asian that got fob washed 
45-50 - FOB 
51- Hopelessly fobby

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I only sign into Kupika when a friendship hits rock bottom orz;; 

Srsly should've stayed on this site but I find it hard to keep up with this place
once you leave.

I have nothing witty to say at this point.

The days when barely anyone on Kupika knew what Hetalia was? And
like, the fanart was at the bare minimum. Hetalia fandom seems to have EXPLODED
after I stopped keeping up with it.

INCREDIBLE.

coo coo cachoo.

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are full of crap.
Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia.

I fear...

[ ] black people 
[x] the dark
[x] staying single forever
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are full of crap.
Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia.

I fear...

[ ] black people 
[x] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[x] being a parent (
[x] being myself in front of others
[x] open spaces
[x] closed spaces 
[x] heights
[x] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants 

total so far: 9

[] being touched
[x] fire
[x] deep water
[x] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] snow

total so far: 13

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[x] being robbed/mugged
[x] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[x] tornadoes

total so far: 19

[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[x] sharks 
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[x] growing up 

total so far: 27

[x] creepy noises in the night
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood

total = 30

“I'm afraid of 30 out of 72 common fears." Yesss, I need counselling bahaha u___u

...No, that isn't a Jonas Brothers reference in the title ;_; It's 12am whuut.

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Stolen from Clare :DD

1. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with? 
A few VHers I will not name :x

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? 
A rabbit o.o

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal? 
I stare at it, it stares back. Such intense bonding we are doing.

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream
Stolen from Clare :DD

1. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with? 
A few VHers I will not name :x

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? 
A rabbit o.o

3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal? 
I stare at it, it stares back. Such intense bonding we are doing.

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream
house. Describe it's size.
It's medium-sized. Ohya.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? 
Yes, actually :D

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table.
Describe.
Glass. Circular rectangle :3 

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What
material is the cup made of (ceramic, glass, paper, etc.)?
Paper. LITTER D:

8. What do you do with the cup? 
Pick it up and continue walking with it.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the
edge of body of water. What type of body of water is it (creek, river, ocean,
etc...) 
Creek :D

10. How will you cross the water? 
I shall seperate it, Moses-style >D

Analysis

1. The person you are walking with is the most important person in your life. 
Aww <3

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your
problems. 
SMALL :D

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of
how
you deal with your problems (passive, aggressive). 
...So I technically stare at them but don't do anything about them? Ohgee.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to
resolve your problems. 
:x

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times.
The presence of a fence is more indicative of a closed personality. You would
prefer
people to not drop by unannounced. 
(y)

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers then you are generally
unhappy. 
Ahahahaha XDD

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made is representative of
the perceived durability of your relationship with, the person from number 1. For
example, Styrofoam, plastic, and paper are disposable; Styrofoam, paper, and glass
(ceramics) are not durable; and metal and plastic are durable. 
;_; Internet relationships oh man. 

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward the person
in number 1. 
:3

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual
desire.
Rofl. HOW BIG IS A CREEK ANYWAY? 

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance
of your sex life.
...It isn't important at all then? D:

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-=-Outcast-=-
[x] You don't have very many friends. [IRL, I am a loser. Durr.]
[x] Often times, teachers forget your name. [THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING A NAME
LIKE VALENTINA D:]
[] You were always picked last for kickball.
[] You don't like to talk a lot.
[] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[x] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start. 
[] Your friends have blown you off before.
[x] You sit alone in most of your classes. 
[x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going
-=-Outcast-=-
[x] You don't have very many friends. [IRL, I am a loser. Durr.]
[x] Often times, teachers forget your name. [THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING A NAME
LIKE VALENTINA D:]
[] You were always picked last for kickball.
[] You don't like to talk a lot.
[] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[x] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start. 
[] Your friends have blown you off before.
[x] You sit alone in most of your classes. 
[x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going
to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange. 
[] You have a strange background.
[x] People don't find you friendly.
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 8

-=-Party Girl-=-
[] Lets face it: you like to party.
[] You party every other weekend.
[] or every weekend?
[] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[] You know the best hook-ups in the state...world 
[] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[] You've hooked up at parties.
[] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[] You've partied all night.
[] You've snuck out of the house to party.
[] Actually, your parents really don't give a hoot if you party or not.
[] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[] You like to go clubbing.
[] You and your friends always party hop.
[] You've crashed a party before.
[] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party
[] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[] You can dance. 
[x] You're friends with a lot of people older than you. [Yus, both IRL and on the
interwebz.]
Total =  1

-=-Scene Kid-=-
[x] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[x] You have an obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon. [Does used to count?
:D]
[] You idolize Jeffree Starr 
[] People have called you scene before. 
[] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your
myspace.
[] You have a mirror pic.
[] You enjoy going to shows.
[] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music. 
[] Your hair is multicolored. 
[] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows. 
[] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[] You mosh.
[x] You often mix vintage with modern. 
[] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[] All of your friends are scene. 
[] You dont know many of the people on your friends list in person 
[x] You take angled pictures of yourself. 
[x] You enjoy photography.
Total = 5

-=--=-Prep-=--=-
[] You pop the collar
[] You wont go near the Goths 
[] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[] You are very clean cut.
[x] You are squeamish. 
[] People have called you preppy before. 
[] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume 
[] You have a lot of money. 
[] You know who LC is. 
[] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready. 
[] (Girls) You do not leave the house without make up. 
[] You are content overall with how your life is going.
Total =  1

-=--=-Band Geek-=--=-
[x] You have played an instrument before.
[x] You still play an instrument.
[] You are/were in regular Band.
[] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[] You are/were in Marching Band
[] You've never dated anybody outside of Band.
[] Most of your friends are in band. 
[] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[x] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion. 
[] You aspire[d] to be a Drum Major.
[] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[] Band is your favorite class.
[] You have been to band camp.
[] You walk in step with all your friends. 
[] You talk about band constantly.
[] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[] You hate rap music. 
[] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[] When you go to sports games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the
woodwinds.
Total = 3

-=-Thespian-=-
[x] You have seen a school play.
[] You have seen a Broadway musical 
[x] You like to act
[x] You have participated in a school play.
[] You have participated in a play outside of school. 
[] You have gone to the Thespian Conference
[] You get pissed off when people make that thespian.
[x] You have done tech.
[] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[] You have been to a cast party. 
[] You are in a thespian troupe.
[] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are. 
[] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT. 
[] You do not have a personal bubble. 
[x] You actually understand Shakespeare. 
[] You know how to put on stage make up. 
[x] You have been a lead. 
[] You met a lot of your better friends through theater.
Total = 6

-=-Overachiever-=-
[] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[] You have a part-time job.
[] You have straight As.
[] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[] You do not procrastinate.
[] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[] You do not have very much down time.
[] You are very organized.
[x] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[] You are in a long-term relationship.
[] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[] You are/were on Student Council.
[] You are/were the class president.
[] You are/were a class officer.
[] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[x] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
[] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[x] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything. 
Total = 3

-=-Slacker-=-
[x] Your grades are slipping.
[x] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects. 
[x] You do a lot of things without much effort.
[x] You are an overall procrastinator.
[x] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
[x] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[x] You are often late to school/work. 
[x] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[x] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on
Myspace when you could be doing something more productive.
[] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[x] You do not get out of your pyjamas unless you have to leave the house. 
[] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[] You have fallen asleep during class before. 
[x] Friends have called you lazy.
[] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over
to the TV and change the channel.
[x] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing
video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[x] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting. 
[x] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before. 
Total = 14

-=-Goth-=-
[] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic. 
[] You think tattoos are hot. 
[] You think odd piercings are hot. 
[x] You don't get along with your parent/s.
[] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color. 
[] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[] You like to write dark poetry.
[] You are into S&M.
[] You have a pair of over-sized black pants.
[] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange,
and the Happy Tree Friends....
[] You listen to grunge.
[] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[] You smoke cigarettes.
[] You will only date other Goths.
[] You don't really care what people think about you.
[] Overly happy people scare you. 
[] You like black makeup & nail polish best. 
Total = 2


-=-Nerd-=-
[] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[] You have straight As.
[x] You haven't had any luck with the opposite gender. [Hello, I am Val the loser
:D]
[] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.  
[] You overanalyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[x] Your mom buys your clothes for you. [God, I am a failure.]
[x] You actually answer the questions in class. 
[] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning
experience.
[] You miss school during the summer.
[] You wear your pants at your waist.
[] You prefer sweatpants to jeans. 
[] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of
getting noticed.
[x] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. [I'm
doing this backwards and DDD: I MUST RESIST THE URGE.]
[] People always cheat off you during tests.
[] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[x] You wear/should be wearing glasses. 
Total = 5

-=-Garage Band Junkie-=-
[x] You play/played the guitar. [RANDOM STRUMMING FTW.]
[] You have been in a garage band before.
[] You're still in a garage band.
[] You think your band is going to make it big someday. 
[] You play shows almost weekly.
[] You play the drum set.
[] You sing vocals for a band.
[] You write your own lyrics.
[] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[] Your band has a myspace page.
[] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[] You have changed the name of your band at least twice. 
[] You have participated in a battle of the bands
[] Your band has been signed.
[] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[x] You have musical talent. [-shot-]
[] You have groupies.
[] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band. 
Total = 2

-=-Gangstaaa-=-
[] You actually are black.
[] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[] You wear doo-rags.
[] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[] You can freestyle.
[] You drive down the street blaring your music. 
[] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[] You can break dance. 
[] You say the "n" word a lot.  
[] You talk too fast for people to understand you. 
[] You are pretty chill with life. 
[] You wear your jeans over-sized and below your butt.
[] Old school rap is the best.
[] You know that Tupac will never die.
[] You wear bling.
[] You have/want a custom grill.
[] You have custom rims on your tires.
[] You are actually in a gang.
[] You are always big pimpin...whatever that means.
Total = 0

-=-Emo-=-
[] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[] You flip your hair often. 
[] You have dark-rimmed glasses.
[] You have hurt yourself on purpose.
[] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[x] You blog often.
[] You don't really smile that often.
[] You never smile in pictures.
[] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[] You're too much of a sissy to be a goth. 
[] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[] You go to a lot of shows.
[] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls. 
[x] It doesn't take very much to make you cry. [;____;]
[] You have played all the Emo Games 
[] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[] You own a bandanna in which you wear in your hair. 
[x] You have dark hair. 
[] you love the emo song [What emo song? v__v]
[x] you say stuff like "i feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that
stuff. [...Lmao, but not seriously? DOES THAT COUNT?!]
Total = 4

-=-Skatepunk-=-
[] You own a skateboard. 
[] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines. [...I
didn't even know they were clothing lines.]
[x] You have vandalized public property. 
[] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[x] You have been yelled at for littering.
[] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[] You listen to punk rock. 
[] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[] You stick it to the man.
[] You own skater shoes. 
[] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[] You enjoy crude humor.
[] Forget school, lets do crazy stuff.
[x] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[] Hygene does not concern you.
[x] Skater boys are attractive.
Total = 4

Hello, I am Val. THE SLACKER.

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