How do you eat yer oreos ?
Do you lick 'em , eat 'em , bite 'em , suck 'em ?
( We're getting rated R here , folks ! )

I myself, bite off the top ( however I would throw them away if I could , cause
seriously , ew ! ) then lick the cream for an extremeellyyy long time . Then , while
the cookie is all wet , I either eat it right away , throw it away , or dunk it in
soya milk and eat it . Or I just nibble the whole thing . (:
Mm , juicy !

How Do You Do Oreos ?

That's right ladies and gents; SCHOOL'S IN .  Get it , like school's out ,
except it's in ?
Whatever. Anyhow, I get to look forward to being attacked tomorrow . Because
I was absent the two days before vacation , someone was attacking my friends and
they said that I'll get extra attacking for being absent. D: But they'll forget .
Trust me , he's got a short attention span. ;]

But, I can't say I'm not happy to go back to school . School makes me feel
productive , even if all my teachers say I'm annoying and anorexic behind my back .
Yay me . I've got homework to catch up on , I'm sure. And I'm so pissed , because my
mom made me sign up for those MCAS help classes because of my grades ( two D's ,

That's right ladies and gents; SCHOOL'S IN .  Get it , like school's out ,
except it's in ?
Whatever. Anyhow, I get to look forward to being attacked tomorrow . Because
I was absent the two days before vacation , someone was attacking my friends and
they said that I'll get extra attacking for being absent. D: But they'll forget .
Trust me , he's got a short attention span. ;]

But, I can't say I'm not happy to go back to school . School makes me feel
productive , even if all my teachers say I'm annoying and anorexic behind my back .
Yay me . I've got homework to catch up on , I'm sure. And I'm so pissed , because my
mom made me sign up for those MCAS help classes because of my grades ( two D's ,
three C'S , one B ) and it is SOFCKNBORING .  It's gonna suck major . Maybe I'll
skip them all . : D Yea, that's what I'll do .

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Well , since we are all supposed to live like we're going to die tomorrow, and since
all the teachers hate me anyways , I think I'll play with them. 8D A-plans , gay
plans (I just made that up ! : D ) I'm not letting those damn teachers rule over me
thinking they are going to get my respect. I mean , seriously , they send us to
school and tell us to hold the highest form of respect for STRANGERS ! We don't know
these people , we don't know if they think about RAPING US ! !  8O Cause I'm telling
you, I've got my suspicions . Anyways , they aren't getting my damn respect any
longer ! They've done absolutely nothing to earn it , if this were real life I would
have kicked their asses by now ! Okay, maybe I wouldn't have, but you get the gist,
ay ? 


Well , since we are all supposed to live like we're going to die tomorrow, and since
all the teachers hate me anyways , I think I'll play with them. 8D A-plans , gay
plans (I just made that up ! : D ) I'm not letting those damn teachers rule over me
thinking they are going to get my respect. I mean , seriously , they send us to
school and tell us to hold the highest form of respect for STRANGERS ! We don't know
these people , we don't know if they think about RAPING US ! !  8O Cause I'm telling
you, I've got my suspicions . Anyways , they aren't getting my damn respect any
longer ! They've done absolutely nothing to earn it , if this were real life I would
have kicked their asses by now ! Okay, maybe I wouldn't have, but you get the gist,
ay ? 
Who's with me ? ! 
8D


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Why are people like this ? Why do people have to be SO against something that can
make other people happy ? It's like everywhere you go, every website you visit, you
can find an Anti Twilight club and it's just awful! Why do they keep insisting it's
an abusive relationship, bringing up the same points again and again ?! Because it's
popular ?! So what if it's not the next Anne Rice novel, it makes some people happy
to read it. It makes some people read. Why do people who like the book have to
apologize for reading it ? What is so awful that you have to actually spend your
time ranting and thinking up things against it ? If you don't like it, fine, say so,
but you don't need to be such a jerk about it!
You don't understand. I'm an emotional wreck. People aren't good. I thought they
were. They aren't ! What's wrong with the world when everywhere we go people try to
tear away others happiness ? !

Have you ever seen someone so gorgeous, you were immediately jealous ? You were just
drawn to them and wished you could be like them ?
Then, did you ever think, they've woken up in the morning and groaned at their
reflection ?
They have. They've cried because they didn't think they were pretty enough.
Someone's made fun of them before. They've wished at least once that they were
thinner, or had bigger boobs, or a prettier eye colour. We're all human and we all
have some faults. No matter how pretty someone is, it's somewhat satisfactory to
know even they have had their doubts.

If I could look like any celebrity, I'd pick Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan in

Have you ever seen someone so gorgeous, you were immediately jealous ? You were just
drawn to them and wished you could be like them ?
Then, did you ever think, they've woken up in the morning and groaned at their
reflection ?
They have. They've cried because they didn't think they were pretty enough.
Someone's made fun of them before. They've wished at least once that they were
thinner, or had bigger boobs, or a prettier eye colour. We're all human and we all
have some faults. No matter how pretty someone is, it's somewhat satisfactory to
know even they have had their doubts.

If I could look like any celebrity, I'd pick Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan in
Twilight, Jodie Foster's daughter in Panic Room) . She's one of the most gorgeous
girls I've ever seen.

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That place scares me man.
I've gone there once.
First time, someone wanted a water, but I left like after five seconds.
Second time, I was forced to stay and eat french fries.

Bullshitt it's a family restaurant.

Romeo and Juliet...
what an awful happening.
The story is just so, so lovely, yet strange.
If only Romeo had waited a little while longer, had held her a minute more.
I admire Juliet, for stabbing herself. Irrevocably in love, she had no desire to
live without him.
So she plunged a knife within her self. How brave.

I get annoyed when people say, "Romeo, oh Romeo, where art thou Romeo?"
Because it's not where, it's wherefore. Which are two
completely different words.