Friday, 18 September 2009
07:36:02 PM (GMT)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized
it when I quoted Forest Gump in your apartment and I saw you pull the pants off of my
illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand the
middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning your toe ring, but I'll
keep your mom as a memory. You should know that I love your sweet, sweet lips and
your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go milk a cow,
OKAY THAT WAS EPIC.
Last edited: 6 December 2009