You have 3 minut​es & 69 secon​ds

READY​ SET GO!​!​!​

Pick The Month​ You Were Born In:
1(​Jan)​ - i stabb​ed
2 (​Feb)​ - i robbe​d
3 (​Mar)​-​ I bange​d
4 (​Apr)​ - I shot
5 (​May)​ - I slapp​ed
6 (​June)​ - I Neede​d
7 (​July)​ - I ran shirt​less with
You have 3 minut​es & 69 secon​ds

READY​ SET GO!​!​!​

Pick The Month​ You Were Born In:
1(​Jan)​ - i stabb​ed
2 (​Feb)​ - i robbe​d
3 (​Mar)​-​ I bange​d
4 (​Apr)​ - I shot
5 (​May)​ - I slapp​ed
6 (​June)​ - I Neede​d
7 (​July)​ - I ran shirt​less with
8 (​Aug)​ -I kisse​d
9 (​Sept)​ - I hugge​d
10 (​Oct)​ - I kille​d
11 (​Nov)​ - I smoked with
12 (​Dec)​ - I ran naked​ with

Pick the day (​numbe​r)​ you were born on:
01 - a rock star
02 - a bag of weed
03 - my boyfr​iend
04 - a homel​ess guy
05 -a hobo
06 -​paris​ hilto​n
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore​
09 - a bowl of cerea​l
10 - a gangs​ta
11 - a snowm​an
12 - a hotti​e
13-​crack​ head
14-​my baby
15-a condo​m
16 - a ninja​
17 - the cooki​e monst​er
18 - a sexy B0YY
19 - an Easte​r egg
20 -my ex boyfr​iend
21 - a spatu​la
22 - my crush​
23 - yo momma​
24 - Barne​y the Dinos​aur!​
25 - a telet​ubby
26 - a gangs​ta
27 - a mop
28 - the troja​n man
29 - my hoe
30 -a tooth​brush​
31- my girlf​riend​

Pick the color​ of shirt​ you are weari​ng:​
White​ - becau​se im sexy like that
Black​ - becau​se i love weed
Pink - becau​se i still​ love him
Turqu​oise-​becau​se i like to snort​ cocai​ne
Brown​-​ becau​se im gay like that
Polka​ Dots - becau​se I am a trann​y
Purpl​e - becau​se i like shoel​aces
Grey - becau​se i have AMAZI​NG boobs​
Other​ - becau​se I'm retar​ded
Green​ - becau​se that bum stole​ my taco
Orang​e - becau​se i am a mexic​an
Red- becau​se I am crazy​ like that
Blue - becau​se im good in bed
Tye dye- becau​se Im a fucki​ng scuba​ diver​
Graph​ic-​ becau​se the gummy​ bears​ raped​ me
None-​becau​se i have a kille​r six pack!​

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okay, yesterday in spanish (feb 10th), we were doing these
projects in spanish and it was using prepositions for location (like behind and
below and next to, ect...)  anyways, i was trying to say my parents live above
everybody else,
and then after i finished saying it, my teacher started laughing and asked me 2 say
the spanish sentence
again 2 make sure she heard right. after class she pulls me aside and asks me if
i realized why she had me repeat the sentence and what i had said, i said no (i
honestley had no clue). she told me i was sayin
that my parents live on top of eachother, it was pretty funny.

I am so pschyed b/c the united states military contacted me and its awesome if i can
get in!!!  now i've revolved my whole workout around the admissions exam for the
college, and it is extremly hard, and i'm so sore, but wow do i feel GOOD!!  SO I
JUST LOVE MY NEW WORKOUT!!! WWOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOO!!! IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!  that's all

YEAH!!! the Columbus Crew won the MLS cup this yr (200 for thier 1st time ever. 
it was 3-1 the final score and of course the New York Red Bulls lost (HAHAHAHA!!) 
but it was a bummer that the New England Revolution had so many injuries this year
otherwise they would've kicked butt!  it was still an awesome game though!!!

I'm sorry i haven't been on in a while.  i will try 2 be on more often now that i've
started school and gotten used 2 the work etchic that i must achieve to recieve
100's.  if u want 2 message me i might respond now and i will try 2 message everyone
2 try and get a conversation. and 2 those who tried messaging me and i wasn't their
friend before, i'm sorry, i wasn't ignoring u message me again and we'll talk now.

SOCCER STARTED MONDAY!!!!!  it's sooooo much fun!!! my freaking legs hurt soooo much
though and i have 2 wake up at 6:40 every morning!!!  it makes me ssssooooooo mad,
but totally worth it.  every day though we go on our "fun run" which consists of 3
laps of a 1 mile course.  also it makes me realize how out of shape i am.  i mean i
usually finish #4 but now i'm finishing #7. it makes me mad.  then we have this huge
dike/hill type thing next 2 our playing field which we use 2 do suicides on it sucks
ssooooo much!!!

Okay, fill out this quiz to see how much of a nerd you are!!!


[] you own/owned a pair of glasses
[x] you've played some sort of video game 5 hours straight
[]you have GI Joes or toy dinosaurs
[] you pack your lunch to school  
[] reading books is fun  [YEA!!]


[] you go to the library to hang out
[x] you correct people's grammar
Okay, fill out this quiz to see how much of a nerd you are!!!


[] you own/owned a pair of glasses
[x] you've played some sort of video game 5 hours straight
[]you have GI Joes or toy dinosaurs
[] you pack your lunch to school  
[] reading books is fun  [YEA!!]


[] you go to the library to hang out
[x] you correct people's grammar
[x]math class is fun 
[x] told someone a joke and nobody laughed
[x] took high school courses in middle school


[] you like eating chinese/japanese food with chopsticks 
[] you've won a spelling bee
[] girls/boys have cooties!  
[x] you've watched TV for 4 hours straight 
[] sports are just not your thing 


[] you've had a pet tarantula snake and/or lizard
[x] you cried because you got a bad grade on something (really upset not cried)
[x] your homework is ALWAYS turned in on time 
[x] you're never late for class
[] Spiderman is the coolest superhero ever


[x] you've corrected the teacher
[x] you want to be a lawyer or surgeon/doctor when you grow up (mathematician)
] you have a napoleon dynamite t-shirt 
[x] you almost always have a pen or pencil for class
[x] you're an honor student


Ok, now multiply by x4 and repost this as "I'm __% nerd!"
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