We finally got a bunch of snow! And, we got so much, that at some parts it's over my
head!










We finally got a bunch of snow! And, we got so much, that at some parts it's over my
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This diary is in memory of RayAnne Lindsay Murphy, who died the morning of Saturday,
December 13 2008, at age 16.

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment,
informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and
finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___
___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand
___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment,
informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and
finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___
___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand
___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You
should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - me


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In Pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear MrAbsolution
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I
realized it when you dog ran amok with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on
my avacado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't
exist. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a
memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship.
Good luck on your short-term leave from Jail,
Olivia

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O: Has one of the best personalities ever
L: Nice boobs
I: Good girlfriend or boyfriend
V: Not judgemental
I: Good girlfriend or boyfriend
A: Makes people laugh

R: Loves someone
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
S: The best in bed
E: Gorgeous eyes

O: Has one of the best personalities ever
L: Nice boobs
I: Good girlfriend or boyfriend
V: Not judgemental
I: Good girlfriend or boyfriend
A: Makes people laugh

R: Loves someone
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
S: The best in bed
E: Gorgeous eyes

T: Very broad minded
H: Very outgoing
E: Gorgeous eyes
R: Loves someone
I: Good girlfriend or boyfriend
A: Makes people laugh
U: Is loved my everyone
L: Nice boobs
T: Very broad minded

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A: makes​ peopl​e laugh
B: loves​ peopl​e
C: great​ frien​d
D:​can kick ur booty​
E:gorgeous eyes
F: wild and crazy​
G: HOTT
H: very outgo​ing
I:good girlfriend or boyfriend
J: is reall​y sweet​
K: cute
L: nice boobs
M: can be funny​ and dumb at times​
N: easy to fall in love with
O: has one of the best perso​nalit​ies ever
P: popul​ar with all types​ of peopl​e
Q: has a smile​ to die for
R: loves​ someo​ne
S: the best in bed
T: very broad​ minde​d
U: is loved​ by every​one
V:​not judgm​ental​
W: is a good kisse​r
X: never​ let people tell her what to do
Y: very hot
Z: makes​ datin​g fun

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Guy:"Lets have sex right now."

Girl: "Um.....no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because,  you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be
with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy:"Lets have sex right now."

Girl: "Um.....no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because,  you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be
with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass.......

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to
kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to
her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes.........

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're
really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He
reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later.........

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2
months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to
receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He
claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the
school(which
was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people
and
say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her
pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits
suicide by drug overdose.......


Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "No means no, asshole"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this
to my girl or any girl"

Well If You Dont Repost This You Must Be For Rape And Don't Care About it

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[x]You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x]You have ran into a door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird
looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] you have been told you should be blonde

total:  5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x]You have ran into a door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird
looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] you have been told you should be blonde

total:  5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same
rythm
[x] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x]You have choked on your own spit.(or air)

total: 11

[x]You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (That show is messed up ... Me,
Bailey and Maggi tried watching it on Halloween night, and all we could figure out
was that some guy was really into wearing long black dresses)
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

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[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice". 

total: 18

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x]You have eaten a bug accidently.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand the whole
time. 

total:  23

[ ]You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to
you
if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x]You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the
ceiling.
[ ]you don't know what "uhm" means.
[x] you say "what" and "huh" alot.
[x] you used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

total: 28

NOW, take that number and multiply it by 3 and REPOST this as "I'm ?% dumb

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