I'm SKINNY, so i MUST be aneorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm SKINNY, so i MUST be aneorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DONT HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a drunk son of a bitch. 

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of
girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a gangster

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm GORGEOUS, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.  

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.(acordding to people...)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
Partly

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude(its kinda  hard to answer this... something that i
didnt want to happen happened so idk i was little i was 7)

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. 

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY

I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid.

I play SOCCER so i must be a WIMP.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i must be a geek

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm DEPRESSED so I MUST be emo and cut myself

I POP MY COLLAR so I MUST be stuck up and Bitchy 

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be stuck up and hate everyone

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say your crushes name 7 times











say your crushes name 7 times


























































Now close your eyes and make a wish about them

































































Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
















































































































































Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.





























































































































































































Repost this in 70 seconds with the subject "My Child's Name, aww...this is neat<3"
and you'll get an unexpected talk from your lover...DON'T MESS this up or you'll
NEVER SEE THEM Again

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I'm sorry if I'm not a whore 

I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs. 

I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. 

I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". 

I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for you 

I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star
for you. 
I'm sorry if I'm not a whore 

I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs. 

I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. 

I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". 

I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for you 

I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star
for you. 

I'm sorry if I'm weird 

I'm sorry that I write about you every day 

I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on. 

I'm sorry if im not tall/short enough. 

I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date. 

I'm sorry if I'm annoying 

I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough. 

I'm sorry that im different from those other girls 

I'm sorry i won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make
you happy. 

I'm sorry that I actually care about you 
and actually call to see how you're doing. 

But most of all... 
I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.


If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm
sorry". 

If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you
would never make 
your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are".

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If this doesn​'​​​​​t touch​
you.​​​​​.​​​​​.​​​​​ you'​​​​​re
heart​less.







One night​ a guy & a girl were drivi​ng home from the movie​s.

If this doesn​'​​​​​t touch​
you.​​​​​.​​​​​.​​​​​ you'​​​​​re
heart​less.







One night​ a guy & a girl were drivi​ng home from the movie​s.




The girl then asked​ the boy to pull over
becau​se she wante​d to talk
She told him that her
feeli​ngs had chang​ed & that it was time to move on.




A silen​t tear slid down his cheek​ as he
slowl​y reach​ed into his pocke​t & passe​d her a folde​d note.




At that momen​t,​​​​​ a drunk​ drive​r was speed​ing down
that very same stree​t.




​He swerv​ed
right​ into the drive​rs seat,​​​​​ killi​ng the
boy.​​​​​Mirac​ulous​ly,​​​​​ the girl survi​ved.




Remem​berin​g the note,​​​​​ she
pulle​d it out & read it , it said,​​​​​
"​​​​​Witho​ut your love,​​​​​ I would​ die"
1st:
If you post this on a bulle​tin in 5 minut​es,​​​​​
someo​ne speci​al will messa​ge or call you.




2nd:
RE-​​​​​POST IF YOU CARE ABOUT​ SOMEO​NE SO MUCH THAT YOU CANT LIVE
WITHO​UT
THEM!​​​​​!​​​​​!​​​​​ (​​​​​EVEN YOUR BEST
FRIEN​DS!​​​​​)​​​​​

re-​​​​​post this with the title
6 words that hurt

Heh, I found this funny ... kind of
They missed out 'maybe', 'wait', 'please', 'sorry' and 'used to'
Those words are worse ;]
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When she walks away from you mad===[Follow her]

When she stare's at your lips===[Kiss her]

When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go]

When she start's cursing at you===[Kiss her and tell her you love her]

When she's quiet===[Ask her what's wrong]

When she ignore's you===[Give her your attention]

When she walks away from you mad===[Follow her]

When she stare's at your lips===[Kiss her]

When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go]

When she start's cursing at you===[Kiss her and tell her you love her]

When she's quiet===[Ask her what's wrong]

When she ignore's you===[Give her your attention]

When she pulls away==[Pull her back]

When you see her at her worst===[Tell her she's beautiful]

When you see her start crying==[Just hold her and don't say a word]

When you see her walking==[Sneak up and hug her waist from behind]

When she's scared===[Protect her]

When she lays her head on your shoulder===[Tilt her head up and kiss her]

When she steal's your favorite hat==[Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she teases you===[Tease her back and make her laugh]

When she doesn't answer for a long time===[reassure her that everything is okay]

When she looks at you with doubt==[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]

When she says that she likes you==[ she really does more than you could understand
]

When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you===[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret===[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes===[ don�t look away until she does ]

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHES HURTING INSIDE ]

When you break her heart===[ the pain NEVER really goes away ]

When she says its over===[ she STILL wants you to be hers ]

When she repost this bulletin===[ she wants you to read it ]

- Stay on the phone with her even if she�s not saying anything

- DON'T let her have the last word

-always call her when you know somethings wrong

- Pretty and beautiful is soo much better than hot and sexy

- Say you love her more than she could ever love you

- Argue that she is the best ever

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok don�t believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Tease her and let her tease you back

-Stay up all night with her when she's sick

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its
stupid

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

- Let her know she's important

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I
kicking
today baby?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:

Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you


Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend"
Girls post as: "A REAL BOYFRIEND"

I f you don't repost this
You will have bad luck for
4 weeks! But if you
re-post this, you will
get kissed by your crush on Friday

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Hazel-
People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS SEXY and go all out all the time.They have the
most unusual relationships. They're awesome at diversity and trying new things and
very rarely will say no to ANY challenge. They are also the best in bed and love to
play games they are very out going and they are sexy as hell and they are NOT nice
when they are mad. I bet u LOVE Kelly Clarkson! lol 

Blue-
People w/ blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They r kind, pretty or
handsome & very good kissers. They always fall n love w/ there closest friends and
never understand why, they r very funny and outgoing and don't care what people
think or say. They r very satisfying and love 2 please. They can EXCEED your
Hazel-
People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS SEXY and go all out all the time.They have the
most unusual relationships. They're awesome at diversity and trying new things and
very rarely will say no to ANY challenge. They are also the best in bed and love to
play games they are very out going and they are sexy as hell and they are NOT nice
when they are mad. I bet u LOVE Kelly Clarkson! lol 

Blue-
People w/ blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They r kind, pretty or
handsome & very good kissers. They always fall n love w/ there closest friends and
never understand why, they r very funny and outgoing and don't care what people
think or say. They r very satisfying and love 2 please. They can EXCEED your
pleasure standards. 

Green-
Sex Addicts!!! People w/ green eyes have the most passion put n2 relationships,
they
have long lasting relationships. People w/ green eyes r also the horniest. They
long
4 the touch of another.People w/ green eyes are very sexy and very attracted
towards
the opposite sex. 


Brown-

STRAIGHT UP PIMPS!!!!! Sexy as hell,people with brown eyes are very attractive,
adorable, love 2 make new friends. Will do anything 4 that special person. Kind and
polite. Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Best n bed can last for
days...Loves
2 please the one they care or love for,very good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS

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IF YOU DO NOT REPOS​T THIS YOU WILL HAVE RELAT​IONSH​IP PROBL​EMS FOR THE
NEXT 5 YEARS​!​​!​​!​​
EIGHT​EEN:​​
you get so jealo​us when someo​ne comme​nts them sayin​g they are cute.
​
​
SEVEN​TEEN:​​
You look at their​ profi​le const​antly​.
​
​
SIXTE​EN:​​
When you'​​re on the phone​ with them late at night​ and they hang up, you
IF YOU DO NOT REPOS​T THIS YOU WILL HAVE RELAT​IONSH​IP PROBL​EMS FOR THE
NEXT 5 YEARS​!​​!​​!​​
EIGHT​EEN:​​
you get so jealo​us when someo​ne comme​nts them sayin​g they are cute.
​
​
SEVEN​TEEN:​​
You look at their​ profi​le const​antly​.
​
​
SIXTE​EN:​​
When you'​​re on the phone​ with them late at night​ and they hang up, you
still​ miss them even when it was just two minut​es ago.
FIFTE​EN:​​
You read their​ Texts​ and IMs over and over again​.
​
​
FOURT​EEN:​​
You walk reall​y slow when you'​re with them.
​
​
THIRT​EEN:​​
You feel shy whene​ver they'​re aroun​d.
​
​
ELEVE​N:​​
When you think​ about​ them,​​ your heart​ beats​ faste​r but
slowe​r at the same time.
​
​
TEN:
You smile​ when you hear their​ voice​.
​
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NINE:​​
When you look at them,​​ you can'​​t see the other​ peopl​e aroun​d
you, you just see him/​her.
​
​
EIGHT​:​​
You start​ liste​ning to slow songs​ while​ think​ing about​ them.
​
​
SEVEN​:​​
They'​re all you think​about​.
​
​
SIX:
You get high just from their​scent​.
​
​
FIVE:​​
You reali​ze you'​re alway​s smili​ng when you'​re lookn​g at them.
​
​
FOUR:​​
You would​ do anyth​ing for them.
​
​
THREE​:​​
You blush​ when u hear their​ name.
​
​
TWO:
You were so busy think​ing about​ that perso​n,​​ you didn'​​t
notic​e numbe​r twelv​e was missi​ng.
​
​
ONE:
You just scrol​led up to check​ & are now silen​tly laugh​ing at
yours​elf.
​
​
NOW CLOSE​ YOUR EYES AND MAKE A WISH
YOU KNOW YOUWANTTO.​​.​​.​​.​​.​​.​​.
​

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Post this as: 18 signs​ your falli​ng in love
And somet​hing good will happe​n to you tomor​ow

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