Ugh, obviously, my brain hasn't returned from Winter Break yet.
I'm so confused.

My parents are still arguing with me and with each other.
I'm still nearly falling asleep in class because I'm tired.
I don't feel like doing anything.

I like, broke down when I got home. I cried for no reason.

And I seriously talked back to my father.
And he got mad.
Now he's making me study at 800PM.
Ugh, obviously, my brain hasn't returned from Winter Break yet.
I'm so confused.

My parents are still arguing with me and with each other.
I'm still nearly falling asleep in class because I'm tired.
I don't feel like doing anything.

I like, broke down when I got home. I cried for no reason.

And I seriously talked back to my father.
And he got mad.
Now he's making me study at 800PM.

I didn't have homework today, but now I do because of that.


I want to stab or rip something.

Oh yeah, I missed a meeting I was supposed to go to during lunch.

GSLUIVNHBLIJGTHLEGRH.

Someone shock me with electricity. Or something.



I'm so confused and out of it.

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Well, my father's in the room, and he WON'T LEAVE.
He keeps asking me what I'm doing and wants me to go to sleep. :|

And my stomach hurts.

So.
Because of those reasons, I'm going to go to sleep. -_-




G'night, and I hope your day was a pleasant one. (:

So, pretty much. Some are offensive, and some are pretty funny.

Bolded is true for me.


How to be a Perfect Asian Kid
(from the first generation perspective)
1. Score a perfect 1600 on the SAT.
2. Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer.
3. Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges.
4. Go to an Ivy League university and win enough scholarship money to pay for
it.
So, pretty much. Some are offensive, and some are pretty funny.

Bolded is true for me.


How to be a Perfect Asian Kid
(from the first generation perspective)
1. Score a perfect 1600 on the SAT.
2. Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer.
3. Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges.
4. Go to an Ivy League university and win enough scholarship money to pay for
it.
5. Have four hobbies: studying, studying, violin/piano, and studying.
6. Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone.
7. Become a Westinghouse, Presidential and eventually a Rhodes Scholar.
8. Aspire to be a brain surgeon.
9. Marry an Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children
(grandkids for ah-ma and ah-ba!).
10. Love to hear stories about your parents' childhood...especially the one about
walking 20 miles to school without shoes.

How to be the Perfect Asian American Parent
(from the second generation perspective)
1. Be a little more lenient on the 7:00 p.m. curfew.
2. Don't ask where the other point went when your child comes home with 99
percent grade on his/her report card.
3. Don't "ai-yah" loudly at your kid's dress habits.
4. Don't blatantly hint about the merits of Habadu (Harvard),Yeil (Yale), or
Purinsuton (Princeton).
5. Don't reveal all the intimate details of your kid's life to the entire Asian
community.
6. Don't ask your child, "What are you going to do with your life?" if he/she majors
in a non-science field.
7. Don't give your son a bowl haircut or your daughter two acres of bangs.
8. Don't try to set your kid up on a date in anticipation of their poor taste or
inept social skills.
9. Incorporate other phrases besides, "Did you study yet?" into your daily
conversations with your children.
10. Don't ask all your kid's friends over the age of 21 if they have a
boy/girlfriend yet.

Top Ten Reasons There Won't Be
a Chinese-American President Anytime Soon
10. White House not big enough for in-laws
9. Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics
8. Oval Office has bad feng shui.
7. Can't find decent roast duck inside the beltway.[[LOLOL.]]
6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother.
5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners
4. No chance for promotion
3. Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct
2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in
1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles

Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used by Asian Men
10. I may look like a nerd but it's only a disguise.
9. I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry
this phone to call her back.
8. Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in varsity
volleyball and tennis.
7. Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street
Fighter 2.
6. What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first
year of residency in internal medicine.
5. Yeah, (sniff) I cried during "Joy Luck Club."
4. Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!
3. You know what? It's strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time!
2. Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS
gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that'll leave you breathless?
1. My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality

You know you are Japanese if...
1. You're obsessed with you hair, your car, and your clothes. [[Not yetttt.]]
2. You want to marry a Korean American or Chinese American woman (males); or you
want to marry a white guy (females).
3. You're afraid of black people.
4. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

You know you are Korean if...
1. You smoke and drink too much.
2. You're actually sorry that Margaret Cho's sitcom was canceled.
3. You're afraid of black people.
4. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

You know you are Chinese if...
1. You think you're the smartest people in the world.
2. You have a pager and cellular phone with you at all times.
3. Today's steamed rice is tomorrow's fried rice.
4. You're afraid of black people.
5. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

You know you are Cambodian if...
1. You own, have relative who owns, or know someone who owns a DONUT SHOP!!!
2. You have a life time job at a donut shop.
3. You still work at a donut shop on weekends even if you have a full time job
outside.
4. You HATE Donuts!!
5. You can't live without steamed rice.
6. You want other Asians to stop meddling in your country.


You know you are Vietnamese if...
1. You've gotta have fish sauce with every meal.
2. You eat at a restaurant that has "Pho." [[It's hella good, for your
information.]]
3. You have some relative who is Chinese.
4. You're afraid of black people.
5. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

You know you are Filipino if...
1. You want to be a dancer, a singer, or an actor, even though you have a day job as
a nurse, a security guard, or an accountant.
2. A member of your family back home is a politician or a movie star.
3. You're not afraid of black people; in fact, you wish you were black.
4. You don't care if you are superior to all other Asians or not, because being
Filipino is just cool in itself.

You know you are Thai if...
1. No matter what you eat, it's not greasy or spicy enough.
2. You're not afraid of black people, because in some cases you're just as dark as
they are.
3. You know in your heart that you will never be superior to all other Asians, but
you've learned to live with it.

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Not answering any messages at all today.

That's all.

Good night.

-finished-

I'm going to the dentists today, so don't expect me to be online for a while
after this.

4 years ago:

How old were you?: TEENNNN. :D

What school year were you in?: 5th.

Where did you go to school?: Somewhere over the rainbow, where I didn't have a care
in the world. (:

I'm going to the dentists today, so don't expect me to be online for a while
after this.

4 years ago:

How old were you?: TEENNNN. :D

What school year were you in?: 5th.

Where did you go to school?: Somewhere over the rainbow, where I didn't have a care
in the world. (:

Where did you work?: Student. Fulltime? 

Where did you live?: In a house.

Where did you hang out?: On the playground!

How was your hair style?: NERDAY. Like, one length all the way around. And short.
:B

Did you wear braces?: No.

Did you wear glasses: My eyes were perfect then. D:

Who was your best friend?: I don't know. I was kinda new to the whole school.
Probably Chantelle.

Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?: LOLWUT.

Who was your celebrity crush?: My memory isn't that great.

Who was your regular-person crush?: THIS DUDE. It was really stupid too.

How many piercings did you have? Ears.

How many tattoos did you have: ZZZIIIPPP.

What was your favorite band? LAWL. I listened to classical. 

What was your worst fear?: Shots.

Had you smoked a cigarette yet?: Nope.

Had you gotten drunk or high yet?: Welllll, NO.

Had you driven yet?: No.

________________________________________

HA HA HA!!! LETS SEE WHAT YOU ARE NOW !!!!!
________________________________________


How old are you?: FOURTEEEEEENNN, KIDS!

What school year are you in? Freshie, 9th.

Where do you go to school?: TEEJAYY.

where do you work?: None.

Where do you live?: In a bigger house.

Where do you hang out?: LAWLKAY. What extra time?

How is your hair style?: Just slightly longer than shoulder length, layered, side
part.

Do you wear glasses?: When I feel like being Sarah Palin.

Who is your best friend?: This person knows.

Who is your boyfriend/girlfriend?: Jumbie, Bill's airplane. 

Who is your celebrity crush?: Wut.

Who is your regular-person crush?: I'M MARRIED TO JUMBIE. GOD.

How many tattoos do you have?: None. (:

How many piercings do you have?: Ears.

What is your favorite band?: BANDS. BANDS. Tokio Hotel, Cinema Bizarre, Framing
Hanley.

What is your biggest fear?: My parents.

Have you driven yet?: Not that you know of.

Have you smoked a cigarette yet?: Never.

Have you gotten drunk or high yet?: No.

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First off, my Mozilla is being spastic.
It's like, randomly freezing on me. D:<


AND TO THE POINT.

Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome is a disease that causes the person to want to harm themselves,
from biting fingers to stabbing themselves.
Whatever they can do.

It's really scary.
I'm reading about it in "Panic in Level 4."
First off, my Mozilla is being spastic.
It's like, randomly freezing on me. D:<


AND TO THE POINT.

Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome is a disease that causes the person to want to harm themselves,
from biting fingers to stabbing themselves.
Whatever they can do.

It's really scary.
I'm reading about it in "Panic in Level 4."

You should go look it up.

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