So... I just took an online pregnancy test because I was bored, and I see the ad on
myspace all the time. It has 15 questions. It said I "might be pregnant."
WTF! I'm still a virgin! I am sooo totally pregnant. Yeah...
Those tests do NOT work at all. OBVIOUSLY I am not pregnant, because being pregnant
requires that you had sex... I haven't. Alli=virgin, and proud of it.

Emily: If you ever dated a black guy, you could say "Go get your friend, and we'll
make oreos!"
Me: You're such a racist!
Emily: No. When I make black jokes, it's not racism.
Me: Yes it IS!
Emily: No. It's not. Trust me.
Me: Alright, Blondie.
Emily: I'm not that blonde.
Me: *dies laughing.*
Emily: Shut up, whore.

I love my crazy sister!

I'm not going to let this break-up get me down. So what if he wasn't the right guy.
So what if he just moved on! SO WHAT IF HE DOESN'T CARE! I'll get over him! I knew
he wasn't the right guy. I just didn't want to believe it. Now reality is setting
in, and I have to believe it. He called me blonde, he laughed when I fell, he never
called me beautiful, he never said anything nice, he always was negative about
himself... Nothing good about him, huh? I don't know why I fell for him. Just
something about him makes me want him back. But I know that can't happen. It's over,
and we're never going back. I will get over him. I just need a little
bit of time. Everybody told me that he wasn't a nice guy. I should've listened to
them.

"I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me. Papa-paparazzi. Baby
there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be your papa-paparazzi. Promise I'll
be kind, but i won't stop until that boy is mine. Baby you'll be famous, chase you
down until you love me. Papa-paparazzi." Oh wow. I kind of feel like this song
reflects how I STALK Alex! (Unless stealthily following to his classes isn't
stalking...)

My friends and I are going down different roads. It really sucks, but I've been
noticing that every time I talk to them now, it just isn't the same. So that's what
high-school can do to people. It tears the friendship wall down that we worked so
hard building. (You can thank Claire for half of the wall being torn down. I
seriously NEVER liked her.) Claire is tearing all of us apart. We made a promise to
be friends forever. When you put Claire into the picture, forever doesn't matter.

So... I was listening to Idgaf by Blood on the Dance Floor and I was dancing around
the room. (That is a random fact...) Then, a thought popped into my head, and I
started talking about this guy that I like at my school.

Me: I think I'm in love.
Emily: With who?
Me: Alex! Duh!
Emily: Oh yeah. The guy you stalk.
Me: I don't stalk him!
Emily: You follow him to his classes!
Me: I guess that is a bit weird.
Emily: Why do you like him anyway?
So... I was listening to Idgaf by Blood on the Dance Floor and I was dancing around
the room. (That is a random fact...) Then, a thought popped into my head, and I
started talking about this guy that I like at my school.

Me: I think I'm in love.
Emily: With who?
Me: Alex! Duh!
Emily: Oh yeah. The guy you stalk.
Me: I don't stalk him!
Emily: You follow him to his classes!
Me: I guess that is a bit weird.
Emily: Why do you like him anyway?
Me: He's cute, funny, smart, nice, sexy, amazing...
Emily: I get it.
Me: If he was a girl, I would be a lesbian.
Emily: Oh my god!
Me: What? Do I have a spider on my ass?
Emily: What did you just say?
Me: If he was a girl, I would be a lesbian?
Emily: That's gross!
Me: I know. But... If he ever decided to be a girl, I would go lez.
Emily: You have major problems.
Me: I know. Thank you!

So what! I'm strange! You should've seen the look on her face when I said that! It
was fucking EPIC!

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Some people are so DAMN RETARDED it's NOT even funny! So... I broke up with my
boyfriend because I just didn't feel the same way as I did when we started going
out... things faded away. So, when I broke up with him, he cried and begged me to
take him back. I ignored him... 2 hours later, he asked out my sister's best friend.
She said no. 5 days later, he asked out my sister's best friend's sister. She said
yes. Now they're dating... UGH! I HATE people!