A kick ass sweet profile layout like Doo!
I really really REALLLLLYYYY want one!

Please help meeeee!

What's up with this President thing on Kupika?
When did it start?
Who the hell started it,
and why the shit would Kupika want a president? :/

Last time I checked Kupika was a penpal site, not some government political site.






What's up with this President thing on Kupika?
When did it start?
Who the hell started it,
and why the shit would Kupika want a president? :/

Last time I checked Kupika was a penpal site, not some government political site.




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Dear marchingaffairx, 
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I
realized it when you smacked my elbow under the bus and I saw you Sit on My father.
I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I might pee my pants.
I'm returning 8 to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale
from the backyard 
and  I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo. 




Dear marchingaffairx, 
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I
realized it when you smacked my elbow under the bus and I saw you Sit on My father.
I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I might pee my pants.
I'm returning 8 to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale
from the backyard 
and  I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo. 
Go drown yourself,
Tuxedo.


OKAY THAT WAS EPIC.

Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and
I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning 8 to
you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
Then tag 10 people

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my elbow
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog bit my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- at your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8
 What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your criminal record
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your virginity
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonardo
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
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Tag. Your it.



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I really don't get some of the people on Kupika.
Like,
for example.
Some person posts a picture of a model and says it's them.
Then you guys believe it.
I mean what the fuck?
Are you guys serious?





I really don't get some of the people on Kupika.
Like,
for example.
Some person posts a picture of a model and says it's them.
Then you guys believe it.
I mean what the fuck?
Are you guys serious?

Yeah, maybe it is them, maybe they're in a modeling agency,
but high chance they're not.
:/
And another stupid thing is they've got a picture of some girl, clearly fake,
and then they post another picture,
different girl obviously and different facial shape,
and says its them again.
Come on.
That's bullshit.

And you guys just keep believing them over and over again.
You guys don't get it.
There are some people, many, who know who's fake and who's not.
But there's is an EXTREMELY high percent of you guys who believe it.
All the fucking time.

That's my rant.

Bye bye<3



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