Most recent Public diary entries by ‹.Nothing.Is.Real.♦›:
 | Thursday, 30 July 2009
09:29:49 PM (GMT) U Can Only Type One Word !
Not as easy as you might think.
1. Where is your cell phone?
Floor.
2.eating?
Air.
3. Your hair?
U Can Only Type One Word !
Not as easy as you might think.
1. Where is your cell phone?
Floor.
2.eating?
Air.
3. Your hair?
Peace.
4. Your mother?
Store.
5. Your father?
SofaKing.
6. Your favorite thing?
IdkmybbfPaul?
7. Your dream last night?
Nonexistant.
8. Favorite drink?
Tea.
9.Your dream car?
Jetpack.
10. The room you're in?
Living.
11. Your ex?
Nope.
12. You fear?
unBeatles.
14. Where were u last night?
Here.
15. What you're not?
Responsible.
16. Muffins?
Sex.
17. One of your wish list items?
Starbabies? xD
19. The last thing you did?
Dance.
20. What are you wearing?
ComeTogetherTanktop.
21. Your TV?
Off.
22. Your pet or pets?
No.
23. Your computer?
Old.
24. Your life?
Lonelyyyyy~ ;~;
25. Your mood?
Desu.
26. Missing someone?
No.
28. Your car?
Nope.
29. Your work?
Moocher.
31. Like someone?
Nope.
32. Your favorite color?
PaulMcCartneyBlooooo.
33. When is the last time you laughed?
Forever
34.bf/gf?
Nope.
REPOST AS "1 WORD QUIZ"
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| Saturday, 11 July 2009
11:12:24 PM (GMT) Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the
first thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively. This
is a relational psychology test and the answers given to the questions have been
shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives.
1. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Let's say it's Elvis, just for shits and giggles.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Upon closer inspection, it's just a leaf.
3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the
first thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively. This
is a relational psychology test and the answers given to the questions have been
shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives.
1. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Let's say it's Elvis, just for shits and giggles.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Upon closer inspection, it's just a leaf.
3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It's a leaf, remember? Anyway, the leaf just sits there, and I dismiss it.
4. You walk deeper into the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream
house. Describe it's size.
Bigbigbig.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yes. Iron, too. And there and ravens and shit. Is Elvis still with me?
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table.
Describe.
It's this bigass mahogany deal. John Lennon is sitting there and eating some
Jell-o.
And I'm like, "Wtf, dude. What chu doin' in my house, eatin' my Jell-o?"
And he's like, "Fuck off. It's my house. Gtfo. What the hell is Elvis doing here,
anyway?"
And I'm like, "He's with me. Weren't you cremated, or something? Where'd you get
that Jell-o?"
And he's like, "Dude, stfu. You're the one making this up. The Jell-o is in the
kitchen."
And Elvis is like, "Shit, kitchen? Where?" And he leaves to get some Jell-o.
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What
material is the cup made of (ceramic, glass, paper, etc.)?
It's made of the souls of orphans.
8. What do you do with the cup?
I leave it be. John probably left it there or something.
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the
edge of body of water. What type of body of water is it (creek, river, ocean,
etc...)
It's a riverrr.
10. How will you cross the water?
Fuck it. I'm staying in my/Lennon's house, and I'm gonna fight Elvis for the last of
that Jell-o.
Analysis
1. The person you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
Really?
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your
problems.
That's nice.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how
you deal with your problems (passive, aggressive).
Passive?
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to
resolve your problems.
No, I just like big houses.
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times.
The presence of a fence is more indicative of a closed personality. You would prefer
people to not drop by unannounced.
No, I'm keeping the paparazzi out, considering I've got Elvis and John Lennon in
there.
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers then you are generally
unhappy.
Well, There was food and there was this guy. Does he count as a friend?
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made is representative of
the perceived durability of your relationship with, the person from number 1. For
example, Styrofoam, plastic, and paper are disposable; Styrofoam, paper, and glass
(ceramics) are not durable; and metal and plastic are durable.
Okay then.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward the person
in number 1.
K then.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual
desire.
Neat.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance
of your sex life.
WUT.
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| Thursday, 9 July 2009
01:55:29 AM (GMT) Name?
Kennan.
Nicknames?
Kennie, Paul.
Date of birth?
The first of March, nineteen ninety-six.
Sex?
Female.
Name?
Kennan.
Nicknames?
Kennie, Paul.
Date of birth?
The first of March, nineteen ninety-six.
Sex?
Female.
Height?
Two feet, nine inches.
Eye color?
Black.
Where were you born?
Tulsa.
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?
I didn't have a a cake.
Pets?
None.
Hair color?
Brown, now, 'cos for the Fourth.
Piercings?
Healing ears.
Town you live in?
Nothnx, pedos.
Favorite foods?
Brownies. Noodes. Potatoes. Sausages.
Ever been to Africa?
No.
Been toilet papering?
No.
Love someone so much it made you cry?
Once.
Been in a car accident?
Yes.
Favorite day of the week?
Saturday.
Favorite flower?
Clover.
Favorite sport to watch?
GOLF.
Favorite drink?
Coffee.
Favorite ice cream flavor?
Strawberry.
Warner Bros. or Disney?
WB.
Carpet color in your bedroom?
Cream, just like the rest of the house.
Whom did you get your last email from?
I didn't.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Barne's&Noble.
What do you do most often when you are bored?
Crochet.
Most annoying thing to say to me?
"Fuck you and your music and Yoko."
Bedtime?
10:30-ish.
Favorite TV show?
I don't like TV that much.
Last person you went out to dinner with?:
My granparents.
Been out of country?
I went to Mexico when I was four, and I went to France when I was a fetus.
Believe in magic?
No.
Ford or Chevy?
Ferrari.
What are you listening to right now?
The music playing in my head.
Have you ever failed a grade?
Yer, but I didn't get held back.
If you have, what grade did you fail?
Blorp.
Do you have a crush on someone?
Nope.
Do you have a bf/gf?
Nope.
If so, what is their name?
I don't.
How long have you been together?
Neverrr.
What are you wearing right now?
Gray trousers, green and gray shirt, dark gray cardigan.
Would you have sex before marriage?
Yeah, sure. Probably.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?
None of them have been close to attractive.
Are you a virgin?
Yer.
Do you smoke?
Not regularly.
Do you drink?
Not regularly.
Are you ghetto?
Nigga pleez.
Are you a player?
No. I'm a swinger. (;
What are your favorite colors?
Yellow. Blue.
What is your favorite animal?
Bunnies. Lions. Cats.
Do you have any birthmarks?
A lot of ittybitty moles.
Who do you talk to most on the phone?
No phone for me.
Have you ever been slapped?
Only my hand, and I was trying to get a cookie.
Do you get online a lot?
More than I should.
Are you shy or outgoing?
Introverted.
Do you shower?
No, I bath.
Do you hate school?
Yes.
Do you have a social life?
Barely.
How easily do you trust people?
Not very.
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?
Yer.
Would you ever sky dive?
No.
Do you like to dance?
I like twisting, and the macarena, and the Safety Dance.
Have you ever been out of state?
Yer.
Do you like to travel?
No.
Have you ever been expelled from school?
No. I'm a good little girl.
Have you ever been suspended from school?
No.
Do you want to get out of your hometown?
Who wouldn't?
Are you spoiled?
No.
Are you a brat?
Nope.
Have you ever been dumped?
Nope.
Do you like snapple?
It's the greatest stuff on Earth. And it just got better.
Do you drink a lot of water?
Not as much as my parents think I should.
What toothpaste do you use?
Crest, the vanilla kind.
Do you have a cell phone?
Yer, but I hardly use it.
Do you have a curfew?
I don't go out.
Who do you look up to?
John Lennon. Jesus. Stephen King. Elvis.
Are you a role model?
No. I'm poison. Keep your kids away from me.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?
Nope.
What name brand do you wear the most?
Old Navy. I think all my pants come from there.
What kind of jewelry do you wear?
Rings. Peace sign necklace.
What do you want pierced?
Nothing?
Do you like gettin your picture taken?
Yes.
Do you have a tan?
It's natural, luv.
Do you get annoyed easily?
STOP BOTHERING ME.
Have you ever started a rumor?
No.
Do you have your own pool?
No. I'm poorly.
Do you have any siblings?
Two older half-sisters.
Have you ever been played?
No.
Have you ever played anyone?
No.
Do you get along with your parents?
Thirteen year old girl. No.
How do you vent your anger?
I don't. I let it simmer down.
Have you ever ran away?
No.
Have you ever been fired from a job?
Never had a job.
Do you even have a job?
No.
Do you daydream a lot?
Quite a bit. I'm a dreamer.
Do you run your mouth?
Sometimes.
What do you want a tattoo of?
Peace sign on my shoulder. Heart on my other shoulder.
What do you have a tattoo of?
Nothing.
What does your ex bf/gf look like?
Nothing.
Are you rude?
FUCK OFF.
What was the last compliment you recieved?
My hair being pretty.
What does your hair look like right now?
Long and brown and straight and greasy.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?
Yes.
Describe your looks?
Ugly.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?
Sure, if I liked them and I wasn't some sort of cougar.
Would you ever date someone older than you?
Yer.
How many rings until you answer the phone?
I answer as soon as I get to it.
Do you look more like your mother or father?
My dad.
Do you cry a lot?
No.
Do you ever cry to get your way?
No.
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?
"What?"
Are you the romantic type?
No.
Have you ever been chased by cops?
Nope.
What do you like most about your body?
My eyes.
What do you like least about your body?
My nose.
When did you have your first crush?
Four.
When was the last time you threw up?
Dunno.
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?
Brunettes.
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?
No, I don't like my body.
What about cleavage?
I don't have any boobies to show off.
Is your best friend a virgin?
I dunno. I'm assuming they are.
What theme does your room have?
I doesn't.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?
No.
What is one of your bad qualilties?
My face. I tend to get pissed easy, I think.
What is one of your good qualilties?
If I like you, I'd do just about anything for you.
Would you marry for money?
Nah.
What do you drive?
Nothing.
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?
I am my own child.
When was the last time you cried in school?
Dunno.
What kind of music do you like?
Classic Rock, luv.
Would you ever bungee jump?
No.
What is your worst fear?
Eyeball mutilation/Daterape.
Do you like cows?
They're okay.
If you were to die today, what would you do?
Tell my parents that I want to be cremated and thrown in the Atlantic Ocean.
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| Tuesday, 7 July 2009
10:15:57 PM (GMT) 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you
thought?
"Comb your fucking hair."
2. How much cash do you have on you?
None.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
"floor".
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you
thought?
"Comb your fucking hair."
2. How much cash do you have on you?
None.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
"floor".
4. Favorite planet?
The moon. I don't care if it's not a planet.
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Fur Elise.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Black rainclouds.
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Yer.
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
I'm barefoot.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Dark.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I dunno them.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Listening to the replay of "Breakfast With The Beatles".
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"ok"
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
I dunno.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
"yer".
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Dunno.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
Alan, my teddy. c:
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
aw yeah, i got all fucked up on lsd
Nothing. Just a cigarette.
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
All of them.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
5.
22. Your worst enemy?
Uh. No one?
23. What is your current desktop picture?
Badass picture of Salvador Dali.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"Here." To my mum. I was handing her her phone.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it
be?
The money. I'd probably get mutilated by airplane propellers if I tried to fly.
26. Do you like someone?
Nup.
27. The last song you listened to?
I dunno the name of it.
S'about John Lennon, by Ringo Starr, though.
Him and Yoko and music.
:D
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| Sunday, 7 June 2009
09:16:54 PM (GMT) FourOfHearts
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| Sunday, 7 June 2009
04:21:50 PM (GMT) Okay. So.
For some reason, I'm torn from my Oklahoman roots some time this summer, and I'm
planted in Nebraska for a few months, until maniac cult member children drive us to
Maine. My parents and I live in some museum of a house until I'm 15.5, then for some
reason we move to some big city in England. (Preferably London or Liverpool or
Kent.)
In England, I join a shitty band as the drummer (maybe the singer, too), and the
only talented one. (Wtf?)
Anyway. I play in the band with a cutesy stage name until I realize how badly
everyone else sucks.
And since this is my life dream, I can buttfuck the trends any way I want.
And so anyway, there's this teddyboy revival thing. Like in the 70's.
Okay. So.
For some reason, I'm torn from my Oklahoman roots some time this summer, and I'm
planted in Nebraska for a few months, until maniac cult member children drive us to
Maine. My parents and I live in some museum of a house until I'm 15.5, then for some
reason we move to some big city in England. (Preferably London or Liverpool or
Kent.)
In England, I join a shitty band as the drummer (maybe the singer, too), and the
only talented one. (Wtf?)
Anyway. I play in the band with a cutesy stage name until I realize how badly
everyone else sucks.
And since this is my life dream, I can buttfuck the trends any way I want.
And so anyway, there's this teddyboy revival thing. Like in the 70's.
So. I'm living at home at 17 as some poseur teddyboy when all of a sudden this band
that's like- amazing- asks me to join their band. Except for the one bassist with a
poker up his ass that doesn't like me because I'm American.
But the bassist ends up quitting the band and becomes an interior designer.
But anyway. Somehow the band that I join somehow gets bigger than anyone else. I
mean like, bigger than the Beatles and Jesus Christ combined.
And I'm also having a secret love affair with the cleanshaven guitarist.
Me and the band breeze through the 20's going through the whole Teddyboy revival
thing to wherever the next trends go to. And I'm still known by my cutesy stage
name. And I have hoards of screaming fans.
And like, in 2031, the band breaks up after being together for a million years.
So I marry this gorgeous Irish-English guy and we have two children: Isaac Rigby,
and Lucy Starr.
And maybe I'll have a third kid. Like, I might let my husband/whatever name him, but
I'll most likely name him Richard.
And so.
Once I have this lovely family amassed, the old bassist that ended up an interior
designer somehow ends up famous and badmouths me.
So yeah.
Then one of the members of the band (but not the guy I was having the affair with) I
was end dies while on tour. He was in Nebraska and was stabbed by maniac cult member
children.
Then the other members of the band (Including the original bassist) come together
and make one more album for the lulz.
So. Yeah.
Then I open a library and start an apple farm.
Then my husband/whatever dies.
Then half the other band members die.
Then I die.
The end.
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| Friday, 5 June 2009
06:02:31 PM (GMT) Girl in late teens (let’s call her Abby) wakes up on pretty summer weekend
morning.
Abby goes downstairs and into kitchen, and inhales a bowl of cereal while the tv,
set to the local news station gives report about excaped criminal wandering the
woods just outside town.
Abby’s friend (Let’s call her Kate) calls to remind her about camping trip
they’ve been planning for weeks ahead. Meanwhile, local news station mentions for
the first and only time that the escaped criminal is also an axe murderer.
Abby’s parents leave town to visit sickly relative. Abby stays home, and Kate
arrives half an hour later (It’ll be mor like 5 minutes in movie time), and they
head to the woods just outside town.
At camping ground, two jocks with monosyllabic names (Let’s call them Dave and Girl in late teens (let’s call her Abby) wakes up on pretty summer weekend
morning.
Abby goes downstairs and into kitchen, and inhales a bowl of cereal while the tv,
set to the local news station gives report about excaped criminal wandering the
woods just outside town.
Abby’s friend (Let’s call her Kate) calls to remind her about camping trip
they’ve been planning for weeks ahead. Meanwhile, local news station mentions for
the first and only time that the escaped criminal is also an axe murderer.
Abby’s parents leave town to visit sickly relative. Abby stays home, and Kate
arrives half an hour later (It’ll be mor like 5 minutes in movie time), and they
head to the woods just outside town.
At camping ground, two jocks with monosyllabic names (Let’s call them Dave and
Mike), and two other people sit around poorly constructed tents and a few coolers.
One of the two other people wander off into the woods about 5 minutes later.
A few hours later, the other person wanders off looking for them.
Several hours later (let’s say it’s about 9 o’ clock), Dave and Mike and Kate
and Abby finally realize that the others haven’t returned. The group of four heads
back into town and goes to local police station. They tell Constable Brown that their
two friends have gone missing into the woods, and only now does Mike recall hearing
something about an axe murderer roaming the woods.
Constable Brown doesn’t believe a word they say, and dismisses them as
pranksters.
The group of four heads to the local 24-hour diner, where they talk about what to do
next over a cup of coffee. Here it is shown that everyone’s parents are out of
town, visiting sickly relatives, so nobody can go home. They head back to the
campground.
Dave gets frustrated about the whole situation, and storms off into the woods, armed
with a big stick. Abby and Mike try to stop him from going into the woods.
Kate has a mini-breakdown and sits down and refuses to do anything. Somehow, Abby
coaxes her out of this.
Mike decides to go after Dave, because they’ve been friends since kindergarden or
whatever, and he’s not “going to let some creep with an hatchet get his
buddy”.
Kate hears a rustling behind her, and Abby tells her to stop joking. Kate insists
she’s not joking, she head something and she’s scared. Abby gets a flashlight
from the truck to show there’s nothing in the bush. When Abby returns to the tent,
Kate is gone. Abby calls Kate’s name several times, and turns around. She sees a
guy in an orange jumpsuit with an axe, and screams.
Then the last scene could be something like the axe murderer sitting on a stump in
the woods and wiping the blood from his axe, and laughing at nothing in particular.
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