I'm not interested in being a famous youtuber, but I want some bragging rights. I
want to be the talent scout who helped a first time vlogger make it big. I watched a
bunch of first vlogs uploaded today and this girl was the best. I think she'll get
better over time, too.
The point to all this?
Help me make this girls video go viral!
I have no idea who she is, but she likes wicked and doesn't suck too much, so watch
her video and pass it to a friend.
Help me help her go viral?
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
I'm going to have to say no- it make me feel short.
2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress?
Ooooh, poofy! With lots of poofy lace and ruffles and bows everywhere! <-- Note:
this is only acceptable if it is lolita.
3. What would you do if you received a long love letter?
I'd think I was being made fun of, honestly.
4. Group dates or single dates?
Group dates are a bit too loose for me. I wouldn't turn one down, but I think you
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
I'm going to have to say no- it make me feel short.
2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress?
Ooooh, poofy! With lots of poofy lace and ruffles and bows everywhere! <-- Note:
this is only acceptable if it is lolita.
3. What would you do if you received a long love letter?
I'd think I was being made fun of, honestly.
4. Group dates or single dates?
Group dates are a bit too loose for me. I wouldn't turn one down, but I think you
should be able to just hang out and have fun with someone you're dating without
other people to ease the tension.
5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?
I dunno. I've only ever dated one guy, and I was one of his friends.
6. Do you text message a lot?
No cell phone. No AIM. No MSN.
7. What's your favorite bible quote?
"Love thy neibor." definately.
8. What's your favorite color?
I like pink most, but a bright cheery green is a close second.
9. Heels or flats?
I rather like them both, as long as I'm not walking a lot.
10. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
I don't watch many of those... But no, I can't remember crying in a movie.
11. Gold or silver?
Silver is prettier, but gold is quite nice too. I'd like it if I could have some
sort of silver jewelry some day, but I'd like a gold ball like the ones princesses
drop down wells all the time in fairytales.
12. Do you like to receive flowers?
Sounds nice, but I dunno. It's like, what happens next? Okay, these are lovely, now
let me walk away to put them in water while you stand there feeling awkward. That or
I walk arounbd with the flowers feeling stupid, or they stay wilting in my locker.
13. Do you like surfer boys?
Blech. Muscley guys look like they need to finish evolving. (Lean wirey guys like
martial artists are okay.)
14. Do you dress up for the holidays?
What do you mean?
15. Do you like to wear dresses?
Depends if I'll get weird looks for having one on.
16. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?
One. Girls are also a one. I understand other peoples feelings and motivations
really well. (I'm just socially awkward.)
17. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy?
Yeah, but it was in school.
18. Would you date a guy shorter than you?
I wouldn't have a problem with it if I could find one.
19. Do you like to hold hands?
It's simultaniously really sweet and EXTREMLY awkward. It is so incredibly awkward
that I'm not really sure it's worth it.
20. What is the youngest you would date?
I'm fourteen, and if they were below twelve I would feel like a total pedobear.
21. What is the oldest you would date?
I wouldn't date anyone who's older than sixteen.
22. What do you notice when you first meet a guy?
Weight, honestly. I simultaniously take in clothes and hair without meaning to and
figure out if he's a prep. Mind you, he could look like anything and I still
probably wouldn't speak to him. I try to avoid talking to people I don't know to
avoid awkwardness.
23. Is it hott when guys sweet?
Did that mean "Is it hot when guys sweat" or "Is it hot when guys are
sweet"?
Either way, no. I don't find things "hot" period, especially not gross things
involving body fluids. It's nice when guys are sweet, of course...
24. What is the best feature in a guy?
With guys, it's like they need a focal point. Buys are so hormone ridden and girl
obsessed that they need something that their life revolves around that isn't the
girlfriend. If he's passionate about something, I like that.
25. Do you like making eye contact?
Yes, but I don't do it often. When I look at people, I seem too intense and it
freaks people out unless I know them really well. Go figure.
26. Did you ever picture your wedding dress and wedding?
Not getting married, not having a family.
27. Would you kill for chocolate?
I wouldn't kill period.
28. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
Not for a guy, no. And it was only a couple hours. And part of that was just sitting
and watching tv while my hair dried.
29. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?
With one being the least, about a four, unless it's for things like books or manga,
in which case a high seven.
30. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite shows?
Nah. It's just tv, and there's usually a recap.
31. Do you yell a lot?
No. I don't really get angry, ever, just irritated.
32. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work?
Sweatpants to school a couple times, but that's it.
33. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?
Not to my knowledge.
34. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems/stories?
Nope.
35. What makeup could you not live w/ out?
Foundation.
36. Do you fall in love easily?
No, in fact when I even have the slightest romantic inclination, it's rather an
event. I'm dating someone now, and the shock it caused was great and vast.
37. Do you think you have the best friends ever?
There are some people who consider me a friend that I don't like at all, but I don't
want to be mean so I can't say anything. The people I think of as friends are great
though.
38. Do you consider yourself pretty?
I'm not ugly, but I'm not really pretty either. My head is too round.
39. Do you think guys will open this, even though it says 59 girl confessions?
I'm not making that the title considering the fact that the numbering went
1,2,3,4,5,15,16,17,18,19,30. In fact, I'm renumbering it.
I've begun reading Grimm's Fairytales, the unaltered translations. Yikes. Lots more
gore than disney put in, but that's not what bothers me really. These are supposed
to be fairytales. Where's the magic? I'm not bothered by the wicked
step sisters taking an axe and lopping off chunks of their feet in cinderella, but
did you know that the Grimm brothers didn't have a fairy godmother? Or the pumpkin?
Or the glass shoe?
Also, the people who come out on top in these stories are usually the
stupid ones. A young man was thrown out of his fathers house because he had never
learned a trade and put himself in life threatening situations unknowingly, but at
the end the kid becomes King.
Speaking of Kings, the king of Grimm are total pedobears. Their always
riding along when they find the protaganist (young beautiful blonde maiden who is
I've begun reading Grimm's Fairytales, the unaltered translations. Yikes. Lots more
gore than disney put in, but that's not what bothers me really. These are supposed
to be fairytales. Where's the magic? I'm not bothered by the wicked
step sisters taking an axe and lopping off chunks of their feet in cinderella, but
did you know that the Grimm brothers didn't have a fairy godmother? Or the pumpkin?
Or the glass shoe?
Also, the people who come out on top in these stories are usually the
stupid ones. A young man was thrown out of his fathers house because he had never
learned a trade and put himself in life threatening situations unknowingly, but at
the end the kid becomes King.
Speaking of Kings, the king of Grimm are total pedobears. Their always
riding along when they find the protaganist (young beautiful blonde maiden who is
either a princess in search of her brothers or some unfortunate peasant. Either way
the girl is usually a mute in this tales.) and the king is always like:
"Child, what are you doing in a place such as this?" "..." "Canst you
speak?" "..." [But the King was charmed by her beauty and so took her away on his
horse to be his wife and the wedding was celebrated with much vigor, and soon she
bore him a beautiful son.]
Whoa- how'd we jump from him calling her child to her having his babies??
And you can't fool us Grimm, you naughty Germans; "celebrated with much vigor" means
you wearing giving the girl beer, weren't you?
Setting aside a small cultural obession with beer, one of the main
characters in another story is a sausage. A literal sausage. It lived with a mouse
and a bird, and the mouse tended the fire, the bird fetches wood and water, and the
sausage cooked the meals.
It's a sausage!
Another story begins like this-
"One day a large cock said "My nuts are ready, let us go and have some pleasure
together." And so they stayed on the hill long through the afternoon, and that
evening the hen said..."
Oh, it's a chicken now, is it? xD
Appearently, the rooster didn't want a squirrel to eat their almonds, so they went
to go eat them. Okay translator. Sure. I'm so sure that's what you meant us to
think.
Have I ever ranted about Cs before? I don't think so, but someone really must
because Cs are pointless. I mean really, what are they even for? Everything a
C is supposed to accomplish could just as easily be done using an S or a K. A lot of
the time there is a K and Cs just sit there next to the K in case it doesn't
feel up to doing its job. I mean, what the heck? Man up, K! It's not as if any
other consenants get assistants. Do you see F dragging Φ around in case it
gets tired. F is a macho letter! (Even if it does begin the word "female".) I think
that the world lacks the time or patients to continue bothering with Cs.
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Have I ever ranted about Cs before? I don't think so, but someone really must
bekause Cs are pointless. I mean really, what are they even for? Everything a
C is supposed to akkomplish kould just as easily be done using an S or a K. A lot of
Have I ever ranted about Cs before? I don't think so, but someone really must
because Cs are pointless. I mean really, what are they even for? Everything a
C is supposed to accomplish could just as easily be done using an S or a K. A lot of
the time there is a K and Cs just sit there next to the K in case it doesn't
feel up to doing its job. I mean, what the heck? Man up, K! It's not as if any
other consenants get assistants. Do you see F dragging Φ around in case it
gets tired. F is a macho letter! (Even if it does begin the word "female".) I think
that the world lacks the time or patients to continue bothering with Cs.
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Have I ever ranted about Cs before? I don't think so, but someone really must
bekause Cs are pointless. I mean really, what are they even for? Everything a
C is supposed to akkomplish kould just as easily be done using an S or a K. A lot of
the time there is a K and Cs just sit there next to the K in kase it doesn't
feel up to doing its job. I mean, what the hekk? Man up, K! It's not as if any
other konsenants get assistants. Do you see F dragging Φ around in kase it
gets tired? No! F is a maちょ letter! (Even if it does begin the word "female".) I
think that the world lakks the time or patients to kontinue bothering with Cs.
Note: the above was a joke, but if you would like to start a petition to
remove Cs, I would sign. (Even if it's only for larks.)
Tee hee!
I recomended a friend of mine put the following poem in an empty box of Valentines
chocolate and give it to this guy who's been leading her on. (WHY does she let him
lead her on??)
"Roses are
red
Smurfs are
blue
I recomended a friend of mine put the following poem in an empty box of Valentines
chocolate and give it to this guy who's been leading her on. (WHY does she let him
lead her on??)
"
Heeey. I'm at home waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up, so I think I'll write a
little about Singles Awarness day, also known as the Hallmark Holiday and Valentines
Day.
I dunno. It's kind of cute, I guess. A day for people to get off their asses and
finally do something about the person they've fallen for, rather than just standing
around whining that their too scared to talk to them. And for men to finally
propose.
More importantly, it's very easy to buy good chocolate cheaply shortly after
I bought Emily these toy birds that make a chirping sound when you touch their beaks
Heeey. I'm at home waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up, so I think I'll write a
little about Singles Awarness day, also known as the Hallmark Holiday and Valentines
Day.
I dunno. It's kind of cute, I guess. A day for people to get off their asses and
finally do something about the person they've fallen for, rather than just standing
around whining that their too scared to talk to them. And for men to finally
propose.
More importantly, it's very easy to buy good chocolate cheaply shortly after
I bought Emily these toy birds that make a chirping sound when you touch their beaks
together because I thought it was cute, but since Emily's parents don't know Emily
has a girlfriend it might be hard to explian... ("What? Kissing birds with hearts on
their tummies are popular gifts for friends to each other these days! Honest!!")
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In this place is where Kirti left for her date, came home, drank some chocolate
milk, and read a shojo manga before continuing.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
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I'm really glad I went out today. It wasn't a particuraly romantic date, but...
Emily and I went straight to dating before we could really be friends. It makes me
happy to know that we can still just hang out.
It was a bit strange... We went to lunch at the mall and I sort of had to go to the
bathroom, but since we're both girls I was afraid she might get the impression I
wanted to fix my hair (or something) and go in with me. Public restrooms are a peril
of same sex relationships, I think.
The resteraunt we went to had a great salade bar so Emily and I both got those
salads, but most of the food on the menu were things to be eaten with the hands or
contained meat. I' a pescatarian, and I messy eater, so to aviod embaressing myself
or betraying my values I ate a salad with my salad >.<
Plus I suck at conversing so I just made joke after joke. I don't think she minded
too much.
Oh, no one proposed while we were there! I was hoping to see that. I guess people
prefer to propose at dinner time?
She insisted on paying which felt odd. Apart from restrooms, bills are another hairy
situation for same sex dating situations, I suppose. Who pays? maybe it's unfair to
the guys, but in the man+woman=man pays equation, at least you know where you
stand.
She teased that she was the man in our relationship. I kinda though I was... But
then again, I came to the date in a large red hair bow, a skirt, and a shirt with a
flower on it. Emily's hair is quite short (I really like it though!) and kept a full
length jacket on. Still though...
I was surprised that there weren't many other dates going on. I mean, come on.
Surely someone else participated in the hallmark holiday.
Went to boarders for hot chocolate, and argued about manga. Emily is fundamentally
opposed to "only 99% of manga and animes." Even that was nice though! I like being
able to hold a debate without it turning into a fight.
I ate dinner with her family. Oh, how does one strike a balance between impressing
them enough that if she ever tells them they'll accept me, and not acting like a
polite suitor? Naturally, it being me and all, I was unable to strike the balance
and it was awkward. (And gues what I had for dinner? Salade!)
Very important for all
Emily is now on Kupika. Her name is Wheatoast because she cant eat glutton. (It's a
joke.)
I really really want her to stay on here and become a Kupikan. Even if it is strange
to think about Emily herself reading this, I want her to. So if you have a moment to
spare, could some of you please welcome her?
Thank you!
~~~~*^Sorry this was all so mushy^*~~~~
I just watched the opening ceremony. I don't like sports, but I adore the Parade of
Nations.
An athlete from Peru said that the reason they didn't have many citizens competing
was that they, qoute, don't really ski. We eat and party. Unqoute.
Of all the great and mighty nations seen walking tonight, the best by far in my mid
was Japan. Because Japan alone thought that some of their athletes should be waving
the flag of the host country as well as their own. Nobody else respected Canada like
that!
The United States have, I think, the most athletes participating. A wooping two
I just watched the opening ceremony. I don't like sports, but I adore the Parade of
Nations.
An athlete from Peru said that the reason they didn't have many citizens competing
was that they, qoute, don't really ski. We eat and party. Unqoute.
Of all the great and mighty nations seen walking tonight, the best by far in my mid
was Japan. Because Japan alone thought that some of their athletes should be waving
the flag of the host country as well as their own. Nobody else respected Canada like
that!
The United States have, I think, the most athletes participating. A wooping two
hundred sixteen men and women marched out proudly bearing our national flag- AND
WEARING IDENTICAL MOOSE HATS. *facepalm*
I like moose. Moose are really cool. But is now the time for matching moose
hats? REALLY?
The two Koreas' did not walk together this year, as they have occasionally done in
the past.
China let Taiwan walk in seperately... Sorta. I mean they were called Taisan of
China, and their flag was basically just the Olympic symbol on a sheet. But oh
well.
The Principality of Sealand is once again not participating. Or, more likely, not
allowed to participate. Poor Sealand
Iran and Isreal agreed to participate in the games, even if it means involving
themselves in something that the other is doing. That's a good sign, I think.
(According to the announcers there have been times when one or the other would
refuse.)
Georgia's remaining eight atheletes still marches despite the horrifying loss of a
lugist this morning.
Thrity eight nations competing have yet to with a medal in the winter games.
All in all? Seems like it'll be interesting. (I hope Canada and Japan win
everything.)
