1. Name all the people in your class and describe them using one word or short
phrases.
sur.

Kaven: omg dis guy iz da beast amirite?
Jesus: NOT the messiah.
Rupin: Cool indian dude that sits next to Jesus.
Kalaina: She sings whilst she takes notes.
ohmygodthisissobadtheseareliketheonlypeopleiknow.
/callsjesus
Kinman: Asian with round glasses (Y)
Tom: Has neat hair.
1. Name all the people in your class and describe them using one word or short
phrases.
sur.

Kaven: omg dis guy iz da beast amirite?
Jesus: NOT the messiah.
Rupin: Cool indian dude that sits next to Jesus.
Kalaina: She sings whilst she takes notes.
ohmygodthisissobadtheseareliketheonlypeopleiknow.
/callsjesus
Kinman: Asian with round glasses (Y)
Tom: Has neat hair.
Gregory: stupid.
FeIforgotherandshe'smyfriendaswell: Fefeeee the flower tot! small person.

ohmygodwe'veforgotteneveryoneelse ;--;

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[x] You have eaten fish food. 
[x] You have eaten dog food.
[x] You have eaten cat food. 
[x] You have run into a glass door. 
[x] You have eaten an ant
[x] You have eaten grass.
[x] You have licked a tree.
So far: 7

[x] You have polka dotted underwear. 
[x] You have pink underwear.
[x] You had contests with your friends to see who can create the nastiest burp.
[x] You have eaten fish food. 
[x] You have eaten dog food.
[x] You have eaten cat food. 
[x] You have run into a glass door. 
[x] You have eaten an ant
[x] You have eaten grass.
[x] You have licked a tree.
So far: 7

[x] You have polka dotted underwear. 
[x] You have pink underwear.
[x] You had contests with your friends to see who can create the nastiest burp.
[x]You have screamed a random word in public. 
[x]You wave at people you don't know. 
[] You have flushed the toilet because you were bored. 
[x] You have slapped yourself out of boredom. 
So far:13

[] You sing the "FUN" song. 
[] You hold conversations with a pillow, blanket, stuffed animal etc. 
[] You dream of llamas coming out of peoples' butts. 
[] You think people who eat brains are cool.
[x] You sing karaoke even though you know you're horrible 
[] You know how to spell "supercallafragalisticespialadosious" by heart. 
[x] You make up your own words and use them with people who have no clue what they
mean. 
So far: 15

[] You have a new haircolor every 5-7 months.
[x] You have striped socks and you have wore them so people can see them.  
[x] You have hugged a random person.
[] You have ran up+down the stairs cuz u were bored
[x] You have created a puppet show with your socks out of boredom. 
[] You have imagined people saying "bla" and blowing up. 
So far:18

[x] You just tried imagining people saying "bla" and blowing up. 
[] You are addicted to the Anamaniacs themesong.
[] You are addicted to "The Pinky and the Brain" theme song.
[x] You have stared at your ceiling for over 10 minutes. 
[x] You talk to yourself. 
[] You have conversations with your imaginary friends. 

TOTAL: 21

Count them all up, and multiply by 3.
I AM __% STUPID

63% Stupid.
WIN

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. 
..."The war is over, Todd," the Mayor says again. "We are making a new world."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there? 
The wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? 
that weird video for Hollywood by Marina and the Diamonds.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 
17:15

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. 
..."The war is over, Todd," the Mayor says again. "We are making a new world."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there? 
The wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? 
that weird video for Hollywood by Marina and the Diamonds.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 
17:15

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 
17:18

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? 
Farran singing in the bath.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 
When we left Spar and Stevie was laughing so much because he had a lollipop in his
arse crack. 

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? 
My iTunes library. Finding artwork for my possibly illegally downloaded music. C: 

9. What are you wearing? 
The weird grey drainpipe trousers that have two red hand prints on from when Jared
squeezed my arse when we were decorating his room, but now look really cool, a black
t-shirt and my jacket that I haven't even taken off since getting in like half an
hour ago.

10. Did you dream last night? 
I rolled out of bed, and I know I must have been dreaming cause I screamed and
gripped the edge. I think it was the Alice music you know.

11. When did you last laugh? 
Roughly an hour ago, when we left the Spar and Stevie was taking the lollipop put
and Jesus told him to put his dickstick away and Fe hit Caleb with her schoolbag
thing because he was kicking dust up onto her tights. (Y)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? 
A window, questionable paint, a picture of a hamster in a tophat that Merc drew me,
a shelf with pictures of the nutsy family on and a poster of Jake and Amir.
 
13. Seen anything weird lately? 
Most definitely.

14. What do you think of this quiz? 
Idefkk?

15. What is the last film you saw? 
Alice in Wonderland!!

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? 
A ticket from Hoogeveen to Manchester! (:

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: 
There's a picture of Stevie in a tophat on my phone. He looks like t-pain.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics,
what would you do? 
Make holland and england closer together.
Holengland, cmon people!

19. Do you like to dance? 
 Dancing is for retards like mee.

20. George Bush: 
should die?
Idefk.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? 
Shaine, who is doing modern history, insists after my mothers last naming escapade,
I'll call her Tianan.
Like Shannon. And that tiananman thing.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? 
Gonzo (Y)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Ireland is abroad, techo. So yes. Irelanddd.
c;

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates? 
Dude, who was your interior designer because I heart this decor!
No, I'm not religious, so.

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I nearly died when I opened this. Why, Siobhan? Why?!

Love :-

Yu Can Tell If Yu Love Sum One If,

Yu Luk At Dem Ova An Ova Agen An Agen An No Mata How Many Tyms Yu Luk Yu Fal In
Lurve Whv Dem Al Ova Agen,

Dey Are Al Yu Thinc Abwt Every Min of Every Day,

Tu Tha World Yu Mite Be Jhus One Buh Tu Sum One Yu Mite Be Tha World,
I nearly died when I opened this. Why, Siobhan? Why?!

Love :-

Yu Can Tell If Yu Love Sum One If,

Yu Luk At Dem Ova An Ova Agen An Agen An No Mata How Many Tyms Yu Luk Yu Fal In
Lurve Whv Dem Al Ova Agen,

Dey Are Al Yu Thinc Abwt Every Min of Every Day,

Tu Tha World Yu Mite Be Jhus One Buh Tu Sum One Yu Mite Be Tha World,

Love Is Not Findin Tha Perfect Person Ihs Seein An Imperfct Person Perfctly.

Their Is Tha One Speciol Person Out Their Fur Every One,

Yu Kno Yu Lurve Sum One Wen Yu Cant Describe How Yu Feel In Words,

Wen He Smiles At Yu Cant Help Buh Tu Smile Bac,

Yu Read His Text Ova An Ova Agen,

Three Seconds Tu Say I Love You,

A Life Tym Tu Prove Ih,

Lifes Tu Short Tell Tha One Person Yu Lurve Dem Dnt Let Yure Love Gu Tu Waste,

♥
x

OMHIHJRIEMHDGFDRTG.
Siobhan sent it to Lucas because she totally wants summa dat, hence the ♥.
like wtf.
she is soooo into him.
c:
but I don't even know wth he sent it to me.
>.>
<.<
freaak.

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Last text says?
lol wth u muppet?x
From Kitty.

Type the alphabet and stop at the letter of the first name of the last person you
kissed.
abcdefghij

How often do you hold back what you want to say?
Not often.
c:

Last text says?
lol wth u muppet?x
From Kitty.

Type the alphabet and stop at the letter of the first name of the last person you
kissed.
abcdefghij

How often do you hold back what you want to say?
Not often.
c:

Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?
Nuu.

Do you laugh a lot?
That's how you get told off in lectures.
(Y)

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
Shan, Kitty, Megan, my sisters. Hillary.

Is it hard for you to be happy for someone else?
No, of course not.
c:

Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
No, because dollars are worth not much over heeere. 1000 pounds, yes.

Do you have a younger sister?
AHAH.
Four.

Have you held hands with anyone in the past week?
Jared said his hands were cold so he grabbed mine.
I removed them when he pretended to fuck them with his fingers.

Do you want to get married and have kids?
Jah.

Is it easy for someone to make you smile?
Always.

The phone rings, what do you say?
Hello?

What are your initials?
KSL.

Did you wear what you're wearing today for a specific reason?
No.
Well.
They're the only trackies I have.
;-;

When you're getting ready for something, do you listen to music?
Yizz.

Is the last person you kissed older than you?
Err.
Yes.
I think.

Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Eh.

Why are people so obsessed with Justin Bieber?
I don't even fucking know ;A;

Do you prefer relationships or just friends with benefits?
Relationships.

How many brothers do you have?
Three. ;-;

Do you think people get what they deserve?
Unfortunately nayy.

Would you rather be stuck on top of a mountain or in a deep-sea submarine?
Mountain.
Because I might get crushed in the submarine, you see.

Is anyone else in the room with you?
Noo.

Who was the last person you hugged?
Jesus. He was all, "Oh Kaven, get better, you slut."

Whose bed were you on last?
Mien.

Last person you kissed, have you cried in front of them?
Yess.

What was the last thing you drank?
Waterrz.

Reason behind the last time you cried really hard?
I dropped the lid of a toilet cistern on my foot.
Hard.

What will you be doing this weekend?
Being ill in bed, most likely.

Are you dating the last person you talked to?
Talked to on here, yes.
Talked to in real life, Farran? really?

Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Idefk.

When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Earlierr.

What did you last eat?
a marmite sandwich.


Would you rather watch football or baseball?
football.
c:

Did someone make you mad today?
A little.

Who's hoodie did you wear last?
My own.
c:

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
Yess.

How did you get your last bruise?
Er, I think it was where Stevie punched me, intent on a dead arm.

Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
not reallly.

Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend in 6 months?
hopefully so.

Does a boy/girl ever call you babe/baby?
Shane calls me babe all the time. 
And Tino. o_O

Ever been hurt by someone who promised they wouldn't?
Nooo.

Do you automatically check your phone when you wake up?
Yes.
It has an alarm, so it's the first thing I do.

Last person you said "i love you" too, did you really mean it?
Yes.

So tell me, what is your problem?
Hm.

What would you do if you walked in on the last person you kissed having sex with
someone else?
Diee.
Because that would not be pretty.

The person you had the strongest feelings for dies, do you care?
YES.
fuck this question, of course.

Where does the last person you held hands with attend school?
Nowhere.
He attends UNIVERSITY, willy maggot.

Would you ever tattoo your feet?
Yee.

Think back to july, who did you like?
c:

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
Er, idefk.

Have you ever been in love?
Am.

How many times have you seen the movie twilight?
Thricee.

Last time you talked to the last person you kissed?
earlierr.


What was the last thing you and your mom talked about?
Why I wouldn't buy my baby sister a man utd football shirt.
like fmml.

Are you and your most recent ex on good terms?
HM.
LEMME THINK ABOUT THAT.
ER.

Are you someones secret lover?
Ahah, no.

What song best describes your last breakup?
idefk.

Would your parents be mad if you came home at 4 am?
psh,
they know nothing about everything.

If the last person you kissed saw you kissing someone else, would they care?
Probably.
But that's because that person is a fool.

Who was the last person to call you?
Hillary.

Was your last kiss a mistake?
Yess.

Gotten high in the past 24 hours?
noo.

You're locked in a room with the last person who kissed you, problems?
Nooo.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
Er, don't think soo.

Are you available?
Nayy.

Your last ex died today, how would you feel?
Upset.

Do you get excited or annoyed when the phone rings?
Neitherr.

How many letters in your middle name?
S-T-R-I-D-E.
six.

Can you count on anyone to be there for you, always?
yes.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a B?
Er, i think.

If your best friend needed somewhere to stay could they live with you?
Yes.!

One thing you want right now?
To be free from illness. k.

Where was your profile picture taken?
diiee.

Do you miss anyone from your past?
my little pallies Kristopher and Liam.
They don't talk to me anymore. (N)

Do you think you have made anyone happy recently?
ahah, no.

Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
Always.

Are you easy to get along with?
Yes c:

Ever been to the house of the opposite sex when no one was home?
Er, yes.
Eighteen years oldd, many a time.

Do you think things will change in the next few months?
Most likely.

What are you looking forward to?
Learning to drivee.

Is there anyone you miss this very second?
Yeah.

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Stealing the person before me's idea.
Hee.
Hee.
Ha.

[] You have to make your bed every day
[♠] You have to do chores/or a chore Good boy.
[♠] If you don't you get in trouble. In trouble with Vincent/Vince/Vinnie.
And occasionally Jared.
[] You have a time that you have to get off the phone and/or computer. 
[] You have a bedtime.
[♠] You have to earn your money. But I don't have a job. That's why I haz
Stealing the person before me's idea.
Hee.
Hee.
Ha.

[] You have to make your bed every day
[♠] You have to do chores/or a chore Good boy.
[♠] If you don't you get in trouble. In trouble with Vincent/Vince/Vinnie.
And occasionally Jared.
[] You have a time that you have to get off the phone and/or computer. 
[] You have a bedtime.
[♠] You have to earn your money. But I don't have a job. That's why I haz
no monies.
[] You can't have friends over unless your room is clean.
SO FAR= 3

[] You have to spend a lot of time with them. I should, but I don't.
[♠] You can't go shopping by yourself. Clan Mad tag along. Always. The
last time I went to Spar on my own was in Hammersmith.
[♠] Your mom tells you what to wear. "Why can't you wear nice shirts like
Preston?" "Because I have a life."
[] You have to look for "good deals" on clothes, otherwise you can't buy it.
SO FAR= 5

[♠] You get grounded/in trouble for stupid things. University life, my
friends.
[] You have a time limit for the computer/video games/tv/phone
[♠] You have to get along with your sibling(s) otherwise you get in trouble.
I don't get along with them, anyway. But I might just get that car if I drive
Chloe to her friend's in Scotland when I get my license. In my parents car, of
course.
[] You have to share your room.
SO FAR= 7

[] You have to ask to go to a party.
[] You can't go anywhere without a parent/adult.
[♠] You can't stay home alone. There's ALWAYS someone here. And at my
parent's house. GEESH.
[] You have a babysitter.
SO FAR= 8

[] You're not allowed to have a tv/gaming system in your room.
[♠] You can't be on the computer without someone watching your every move.
That's Farran though. I throw things at him. (Y)
[♠] You are not allowed to close the door in your bedroom. When I do,
Farran thinks I'm conspiring against him. neverr.
SO FAR= 10

[♠] Your parents get mad if you don't want to do something simple that they
ask. Like buying Kay-Tialyn a baby Man-Utd shirt. I'm like, no, gtfo.
[♠] You can't swim without an adult watching you. My pools are full of
adults. (Y)
[ ] You can't have a friend of the opposite sex over, unless your parents are home.
SO FAR= 12

NOW TIMES THAT BY 4
MY PARENTS OTHER PEOPLE CONTROL 48% OF MY LIFE

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