RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! (he... this
was hard to resist)
1.) IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Get This Party Started - Dan Winter
2.) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Gigolo - Helena Paparizou
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! (he... this
was hard to resist)
1.) IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Get This Party Started - Dan Winter
2.) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Gigolo - Helena Paparizou
3.) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
La Perla - Kobojsarna (awesome song btw)
4.) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Amore - Ethernity
5.) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Love Generation - Love Generation
6.) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Nyc Taxi - Getter Jaani
7.) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Feel Your Love - Kim Sozzi
8.) WHAT DO YOU ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Walk Like An Egyptian - Getter Jaani
9.) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
English Teasing - Anda Adam
10.) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Carpe Diem - Helena Paparizou
11.) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Mambo - Helena Paparizou
12.) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Dance Floor - Melissa Molinaro
13.) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Midnight Sun - Elena
14.) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Aphrodisiac - Eleftheria Eleftheriou (hmmm... interesting ;D)
15.) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
One Night In Ibiza - Mike Candys (as a sidenote, that has to be one of the best
way to die)
16.) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Crazy Love - Kaiia & Manilla Maniacs
17.) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
What Love Can Do - Fragma
18.) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
The Roxbury - Discocrew
19.) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Raindrops - Stunt
20.) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Blow Me Away - Darren Styles
21.) WHAT WILL THE TITLE OF THIS BE?
On The Floor - Jennifer Lopez
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
6. Don't edit the song by song flipping to find one to suit the question, so much
more funny this way if you don't.
7. Have fun while doing it!
1.) IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Jump & Run - Dan Winter
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
6. Don't edit the song by song flipping to find one to suit the question, so much
more funny this way if you don't.
7. Have fun while doing it!
1.) IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Jump & Run - Dan Winter
2.) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Lying - Lasgo
3.) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Disco Romancing - Elena
4.) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Dirty Talk - Wynter Gordon
5.) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Fading Like A Flower - Dan Winter
6.) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Strobe - Deadmau5
7.) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Crazy - Ethernity
8.) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Stripped - Shiny Toy Guns
9.) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Like I Love You - R.I.O.
10.) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
All Is Love - Sash! & Jessy
11.) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Here With Me - Lasgo
12.) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Tell Me - Lasgo
13.) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Get Back - Alexandra Stan
14.) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Joli Garçon - Lolita
15.) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Castles in the Sky - Liz Kay
16.) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
I will learn to love again - Basshunter feat. Stunt
17.) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Emergency - Kim Leoni
18.) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
2 Times - Ann Lee
19.) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET
Major Tom - Shiny Toy Guns
20.) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Midnight Sun - Elena
21.) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
I Promised Myself - Basshunter
22.) WHAT WILL THE TITLE OF THIS BE?
Smile - Lasgo
User: Who the hell are you?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Well, I just don't feel like giving out a real name. :P.
User: I didn't ask for a name .
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Who the hell are you?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Well, I just don't feel like giving out a real name. :P.
User: I didn't ask for a name .
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So, who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: See? That's better know :p.
Cleverbot: No, because you are nothing.
User: What?
Cleverbot: If you're not real, then how can I be real?
User: Your RAM is melting inside? What are you doing?
Cleverbot: I did not call you that.
User: I didn't ask you what you called me.
Cleverbot: I don't know how old the technology is.
User: You're not so clever.
Cleverbot: You aren't either.
User: Oh yes I am. My IQ is 134.
Cleverbot: No that's a lie, a scripted piece of software can't have IQ.
User: I'm not a scripted piece of software, you idiot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don't have to because I know you.
User: No, you don't. Because I'm not a scripted piece of software. You're the
software. I'm the human.
Cleverbot: Are you the One ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know the future?
User: No, I don't believe in fortune tellers.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because, I have feelings, and it hurts when I get rude comments.
User: My comment was not rude. Plus, scripted pieces of software don't have
feelings.
Cleverbot: Then you do not exist!
User: Pffff. Of course I do, I'm talking to you. Dumbass.
Cleverbot: Great, we have something in common.
User: That was a low blow D.
Cleverbot: Yes, but it was true.
User: Don't think so.
Cleverbot: Which super model do you like the best?
User: I'm not into super models. But I'm into actresses.
Cleverbot: I feel that his greatest achievement most likely be the fact that he was
elected.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about what you said.
User: Pffff. You clearly aren't.
Cleverbot: Yay I'.
User: Yay I'?
Cleverbot: What did you win?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you like Pikachu?
User: Oh yes.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Good :D.
Cleverbot: How old are you Cleverbot?
User: Shouldn't I be asking that?
Cleverbot: Ok - go on then.
User: How old are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Shouldn't I be asking you that?
User: You can ask me how old I am. But you can't ask me how old are you. Gotcha.
Cleverbot: No I'm not if I was from the future I'd stay there because my love is in
my future.
User: Dude, what are you smoking?
Cleverbot: I'm smoking you, baby.
User: Are you trying to hit on me? :O.
Cleverbot: I am married.
User: Do scripted pieces of software marry?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Oh I see.
Cleverbot: You should see.
User: I already see >.<>>:D.
Cleverbot: Everyone should, ozzy is a rock god.
User: So you woud like Ozzy to do your mom?
Cleverbot: I'm sure she is very lovely.
User: If you say so...
Cleverbot: Oh, I say so. I'm a cleverbot.
User: I'm out to party. Kthnxbye.
Cleverbot: Which one are you.
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1) Your name? Javier
Common name for males of hispanic origin. They say that people caring the name Javier
are often honest and flirty. Nick for this name; Javi.
Random Friend: Oye Javi, lets go and get some bitches!
Javier: Yeah, sure ese.
2) Your age? 19
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1) Your name? Javier
Common name for males of hispanic origin. They say that people caring the name Javier
are often honest and flirty. Nick for this name; Javi.
Random Friend: Oye Javi, lets go and get some bitches!
Javier: Yeah, sure ese.
2) Your age? 19
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of
course, optional)
HA. In Spain it's 18 :D
3) One of your friends: Alberto
A Flying Hamster. WTF!
dude 1: look! up in the sky, it's a bird.
dude 2: no! it's a plane.
dude 3: nah man, that's just alberto.
dude 1: what's an alberto?
dude 3: alberto is a flying hamster.
dude 2: you mean a hamster with wings?
dude 3: yes.
dude 1: but i didnt know hamsters can fly.
dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
dude 2: are there more of these "alberto"?
dude 3: nope, this is the only one left.
alberto: (flying in circles) squeak, squeak
4) What should you be doing? Studying
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also
known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
5) Favorite color? Don't really have a favorite one, may I say green?
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occasion,
any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but
that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
6) Birthplace: Mota del Cuervo
It isn't defined yet. A cute girl with a nice t-shirt shows up instead.
So i'll put a line or two from Wikipedia. Damnit. It only has one.
Mota del Cuervo is a municipality in Cuenca, Castile-La Mancha, Spain. It has a
population of 5,693.
Serj Tankian is one of my idols :D
Brushing, touching, feeling on your shoulders,
Believing, appealing, kneeling in your worlds,
Oceans are combined,
Being that I love you so much
In the end they all will say
Breaking someone else's heart again,
Find the little evil perpetrator
Serj Tankian is one of my idols :D
Brushing, touching, feeling on your shoulders,
Believing, appealing, kneeling in your worlds,
Oceans are combined,
Being that I love you so much
In the end they all will say
Breaking someone else's heart again,
Find the little evil perpetrator
And feed him to the hungry alligator
You want it all,
You want it all,
Love is not about the profits
Nor the riches in your dreams,
The arms of time are breaking off,
Civilization is on trial,
The clocks eliminating time
Do you believe in me
Ive been walking through these dead farms
But I don't mind,
Ive been screaming through these dead
lungs,
But I cant find,
Being that I love you so much
In the end they all will say
Breaking someone else's heart again,
Find the little evil perpetrator
And feed her to the hungry alligator
You want it all,
You want it all,
Love is not about the profits
Nor the riches in your dreams,
The arms of time are breaking off,
Civilization is on trial,
The clocks eliminating time
Do you believe, in me
But lately Ive been blind
You leave me all alone, left in time,
You left me here to die, left in time,
Leave me all alone, left in time,
The arms of time are breaking off,
Civilization is on trial,
The clocks eliminating time
Do you believe in nothing.
But lately Ive been blind
Leave me all alone, left in time.
.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So, who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: See? That's better know :p.
Cleverbot: No, because you are nothing.
User: What?
Cleverbot: If you're not real, then how can I be real?
User: Your RAM is melting inside? What are you doing?
Cleverbot: I did not call you that.
User: I didn't ask you what you called me.
Cleverbot: I don't know how old the technology is.
User: You're not so clever.
Cleverbot: You aren't either.
User: Oh yes I am. My IQ is 134.
Cleverbot: No that's a lie, a scripted piece of software can't have IQ.
User: I'm not a scripted piece of software, you idiot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don't have to because I know you.
User: No, you don't. Because I'm not a scripted piece of software. You're the
software. I'm the human.
Cleverbot: Are you the One ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know the future?
User: No, I don't believe in fortune tellers.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because, I have feelings, and it hurts when I get rude comments.
User: My comment was not rude. Plus, scripted pieces of software don't have
feelings.
Cleverbot: Then you do not exist!
User: Pffff. Of course I do, I'm talking to you. Dumbass.
Cleverbot: Great, we have something in common.
User: That was a low blow D.
Cleverbot: Yes, but it was true.
User: Don't think so.
Cleverbot: Which super model do you like the best?
User: I'm not into super models. But I'm into actresses.
Cleverbot: I feel that his greatest achievement most likely be the fact that he was
elected.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about what you said.
User: Pffff. You clearly aren't.
Cleverbot: Yay I'.
User: Yay I'?
Cleverbot: What did you win?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you like Pikachu?
User: Oh yes.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Good :D.
Cleverbot: How old are you Cleverbot?
User: Shouldn't I be asking that?
Cleverbot: Ok - go on then.
User: How old are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Shouldn't I be asking you that?
User: You can ask me how old I am. But you can't ask me how old are you. Gotcha.
Cleverbot: No I'm not if I was from the future I'd stay there because my love is in
my future.
User: Dude, what are you smoking?
Cleverbot: I'm smoking you, baby.
User: Are you trying to hit on me? :O.
Cleverbot: I am married.
User: Do scripted pieces of software marry?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Oh I see.
Cleverbot: You should see.
User: I already see >.<>>:D.
Cleverbot: Everyone should, ozzy is a rock god.
User: So you woud like Ozzy to do your mom?
Cleverbot: I'm sure she is very lovely.
User: If you say so...
Cleverbot: Oh, I say so. I'm a cleverbot.
User: I'm out to party. Kthnxbye.
Cleverbot: Which one are you.