Who was the last person that..

x. Slept in your bed: Me.
x. Saw you cry: Marissa and Nauya, .__.
x. Made you cry: My Father.
x. You shared a drink with: Jessy x)
x. You went to the movies with: Jessy, Nauya, James.
x. You went to the mall with: Jessy, Marissa, Nauya.
x. Yelled at you: My Father.
x. Sent you an email: Some website.

Have you ever..
Who was the last person that..

x. Slept in your bed: Me.
x. Saw you cry: Marissa and Nauya, .__.
x. Made you cry: My Father.
x. You shared a drink with: Jessy x)
x. You went to the movies with: Jessy, Nauya, James.
x. You went to the mall with: Jessy, Marissa, Nauya.
x. Yelled at you: My Father.
x. Sent you an email: Some website.

Have you ever..

x. Have you ever liked someone who didn't like you?: No idea.
x. Said 'I Love You' and meant it?: Oh yes.
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: Me and my dog break it down ross style.
x. Been to California: Bah, no.
x. Been to Hawaii: No no.
x. Been to Mexico: Nope.
x. Been to China: Nope.
x. Been to Canada: I LIVE HERE.
x. Danced naked: LOL. Perhaps.
x. Dreamed something really crazy: Indeed I have.

Untitled Questions...

x. Worst feeling in the world: Guilt.
x. Future son's name: Jack Daniel/Whiskey/Smirnoff/Vodka [LOLOL]
x. Future daughters name: Bailey
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: NAH.
x. What's under your bed: Nothing.
x. Favorite sport to watch: Gross.
x. College plans: None D:
x. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Mhm x)

Extra..

x. Do you do drugs: Yes =|
x. Do you drink: Yesyes.
x. Where do you want to get married: On top of a mountain during a snowstorm.
x. Who do you really hate: No one, not anymore.
x. Been in Love: Yes.
x. Do you drive: I should.
x. Do you have a job: Next month.
x. Do you like being around people: Depending who they are.

Random..

x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: Probably
not.
x. Do you have a 'type' of person you always go for? Not at all. But a sense of
humor has to be in there.
x. Want someone you don't have right now? Mhm .____.
x. Are you lonely right now: YEAH.
x. Song that sticks in your head a lot: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, ALL THE SINGLE
LADIES. Ohfuck.
x. Do you want to get married: Eventually.
x. Do you want kids: EW,NO.

Favourite..

x. Room in house: Kitchen x)
x. Music: Mayday Parade.
x. Perfume or cologne? Perfume.
x. Month: October, or Late May.

In the last week have you..

x. Cried: Mhm.
x. Sang: Heck to the yes.
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: I told them.
x. Met someone new: Yes. DIMON! 
x. Missed someone: I miss Jamie .__.
x. Hugged someone: Mhm..
x. Kissed someone: Jessy.


Information..

Name: Katherine Courtney Serge Florence Laurette Ross-Raymond Calta x)
Status: In a relationship.
Sex: GIRL.
Birthday: May 21st 8D
Sign: Gemini
Hair color: Jet Black
Eye color: Almost Black

Height: ._______.
Weight: 110

Fashion..

Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes: Urban Planet, Stitches, Old Navy.
Favorite Designer: No comment.
What is your sexiest outfit? THAT SHIRT.
What is your most comfortable outfit? My Dress.
What do you usually wear?: Skinny Jeans and some tight V-Neck shirt. HO ENSEMBLE.

specifics:

What shampoo do you use? Herbel Essences; Color Me Happy, Tres Emme, Pantene Pro-V

What are you listening to right now: Family Channel.

Who is the last person that texted you?: Kevin (:

How many buddies are online right now?: TEN HUNDRED.

favourites..

Foods: The food Jamie's dad makes.

Girls name: STOP ASKING THIS.
Boys names: Jack x)
Subjects in school: Gross.

have you ever..

Given anyone a bath? Technically.
Bungee jumped? I WANT TO 8D
Made yourself throw up?: Hah, when I'm drunk.
Ever been in love?: Mhm.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: LOL, PRO.
Cried when someone died? Yes._.
Fallen for your best friend?: I MISS YOU JAMIE x)
Done something you regret?: Yes, alot of things.

are you..

Understanding: Yes.
Open-minded: Yes.
Arrogant: Yes.
Insecure: Sometimes.
Random: At any given moment.
Hungry: Sure thing.
Smart: BAH. NO.
Organized: Yes. Not with time, though.
Healthy: Yeah, well. I do what I can.
Shy: Nah.
Difficult: No.
Bored easily: Never bored.
Obsessed: I can be obsessive, rarely.
Angry: Yes.
Sad: Lately.
Happy: I try.
Hyper: Alot x)

who do you want to..

Kill?: Oh my. This will be long.
Slap?: Gabriella x)
Get really wasted with?: JAMIE :D
Sex it up with: Jared x)

random..

In the morning: I get in the shower and get ready for the day.
I dream about: FUCKING WEIRD THINGS.
Playing with: I wish I could jack off.
What do you notice first in the opposite sex?: Voice.

which is better..

coke or pepsi? Pepsi.
Flowers or candy: Candycandy.
Tall or short: Medium.

who..

Makes you laugh the most: Jamie, Marissa.
Makes you smile: Oh my.
Jamie, Marissa, Jessy, My Mother, James, Nauya, Ashley,
JAMIES PARENTS x)

do you ever..

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you? Not all
night.
Message on Kupika: This was put here.. Yeah sometimes.
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: So I could jack off and shove my dick
so far up your ass you'll be sore for 2 weeks? YES.
Wish you were younger: Once in a while.
Cry because someone said something to you?: ...

number..

Of CD's I own: I don't buy CD's x)
Of scars on my body: WAYYY TO MANY.

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SUCKED!

I CRACKED MY ASS.

1. Where is your cell phone?
In my bag, which is all the way upstairs. And cut off.
Kill me.

2. eating?
Nothing D:

3. Your hair?
Long, straight-ish, but I dislike it at the moment.



1. Where is your cell phone?
In my bag, which is all the way upstairs. And cut off.
Kill me.

2. eating?
Nothing D:

3. Your hair?
Long, straight-ish, but I dislike it at the moment.

4. Your mother?
Chasing kids.

5. Your father?
Step-Dad: Being an asshole.
Dad: At work O_O

6. Your favorite thing?
Relaxing. Being with friends. Scented candles.
Going to the movies. Downtown.

7. Your dream last night?
None ._.

8. Favorite drink?
Coffee.
Alcohal after a long day.
Hah.

9.Your dream car?
I don't care.

10. The room you're in?
Living room.

11. Your ex?
Erm, Logan.

12. You fear?
Spiders. 

14. Where were you last night?
At my Aunt's house celebrating Christmas Eve,
and getting gifts and whatever.
Then chilling with my cousin who reminds me of myself so much xD

15. What you're not?
A good person.

16. Muffins?
Blueberry is the best, Stef and I would make good friends.
(:

17. One of your wish list items?
New computer o.o

19. The last thing you did?
Made a happy meal with the McDonald's playfood my sister got 8D

20. What are you wearing?
New pyjamas, Green american eagle sweater, slippers,
Santa hat. Dear lord I look terrible.

21. Your TV?
Decent sized.

22. Your pet or pets?
Junior/Senior/Junebug: American Pitbull/Bulldog= MY FAVE.
Aunt Jemima/Daisy/Jezebelle: Rottweiler= SECOND FAVE.

23. Your computer?
All right.

24. Your life?
All right.
I just don't understand my parents;
as in Dad and step-dad.
My mom is cool.

25. Your mood?
Tired, hungry. Annoyed.
I miss my friends =

26. Missing someone?
Oh yes.

28. Your car?
Don't have one.

29. Your work?
No job D:
Applying for one this month, yeah.

31. Like someone?
I do.

32. Your favorite color?
Every color.

33. When is the last time you laughed?
When Ashley and me were playing an hour long game of HUNGRY FROGS, 
the knockoff of HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS,
and I won, repeatedly.

34.bf/gf?
Jessy ♥

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im SKINNY, so i MUST be aneorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. LOL.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. LOL.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

im SKINNY, so i MUST be aneorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. LOL.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. LOL.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser GIGANTIC LOZER.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. GIGANTIC TERRORIST.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. COLLOSAL BITCH.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DONT HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. GAWD SUX.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. WTF IS THIS?

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. WTF IS THIS?

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. WTF IS THIS?

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a drunk son of a bitch.  GIGANTIC DRUNK SON OF A
BITCH.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. LOL,
LOLOLOL!

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. EXTREMELY NAIVE.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of
girlfriend. NAH.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
LOLOLOLOLOL.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a gangster

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm GORGEOUS, so I MUST not be a virgin. LOL. LOLOLOL.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.  

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. LOLOLOLOL.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. GIGANTIC GAY
WHORE.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. THIS IS OFFENSIVE.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. MAKES SENSE.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. MAKES NO SENSE.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. BALLIN'

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I LOVE NAZIS.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction LOLOLOLOL!

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude NOT EVEN.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. BOTH.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. LOLOLOL!
LOL! LOL!!!!

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. 

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. Who eats lunch?

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY

I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid. Not.

I play SOCCER so i must be a WIMP.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i must be a geek

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA AM NOT BLACK.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm DEPRESSED so I MUST be emo and cut myself LOLOLOLOL.

I POP MY COLLAR so I MUST be stuck up and Bitchy  COOL LIKE THAT.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be stuck up and hate everyone I DO HATE EVERYONE.

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Five "Last Times"

1. Last beverage: Coffee.
2. Last phone call: Nauya.
3. Last CD played: Ugh, god knows.
4. Last time you cried: Yesterday.
5. Last text message to: Kevin.

Six 'Have you evers'

1. Dated someone twice? Yeah. Ew.
2. Been cheated on? Nop.
Five "Last Times"

1. Last beverage: Coffee.
2. Last phone call: Nauya.
3. Last CD played: Ugh, god knows.
4. Last time you cried: Yesterday.
5. Last text message to: Kevin.

Six 'Have you evers'

1. Dated someone twice? Yeah. Ew.
2. Been cheated on? Nop.
3. Not kissed someone & regretted it? Yes. Yesyesyes.
4. Lost someone special: Not yet D:
5. Been depressed: Yes. Yesyesyes.
6. Been drunk and threw up: LOL, YES. YES.

Five favorite colors:

1. Light Purple
2. Green
3. Blue
4. White
5. Gray

This month have you:

1. Made a new friend?
MANY.

2. Laughed until you cried?
BAH, yes.

Where's 3?
Excuse me?

4. Met someone who changed your life?
Three people.

5. Found out who is your true friend?
Somewhat, yeah.

6. Is there something you want to tell someone?
YES. BADLY.

7. How many kids do you want to have?
None. But accidents happen. And since they do, I want one or two accidents.

8. Do you have any pets?
2 dogs, two mice and a lizard.

9. Do you wanna change your name?
If I could, I probably would.

10.What did you do yesterday?
Sat around until about 11:00 am, and then went to a Christmas Party.
Came back, and listened to my Dad try and argue with me.

11. Last time you had pizza?
Friday night.

12. What time did you wake up today?
9:00am
13. What were you doing at 10:30 p.m.
Crying.

14. Name something you CANNOT wait for?
Christmas. May. 

15. Last time you saw your father?
Which one?

16. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
Move far away, be a better girlfriend, friend, person in general.
Ah.

17. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing.

18. Have you ever talked to Tom?
Tom is a transexual.

19. Who's getting on your nerves right now?
My Father. 

20. Most visited webpage?
Facebook.

21. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi.


22. Have you seen anyone naked?
Yes.

23. Ever kissed someone?
Of course.

24. IM'ing with anyone?
David, but he's a quiet fellow tonight.

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2008 is almost over, bold the things you've done. 

lost a friend 
stayed single almost the whole year 
kissed someone new 
made-out in a car 
made-out on a couch. 
kissed in the snow 
kissed in the rain 
fell in love. 
had your heart broken 

2008 is almost over, bold the things you've done. 

lost a friend 
stayed single almost the whole year 
kissed someone new 
made-out in a car 
made-out on a couch. 
kissed in the snow 
kissed in the rain 
fell in love. 
had your heart broken 
fell up stairs.
walked in to a glass door 
broke someone elses heart 
had a stalker 
questioned your sexual orientation 
came out of the closet 
got pregnant 
got somebody else pregnant 
kissed someone of the same sex.  
dated someone you'll never forget you really loved 
lost faith in love for a while 
done something you've regretted 
lost someone
kissed under mistletoe 
got a promotion 
got a pay raise 
changed jobs 
lost your job 
quit your job. 
applied for a job 
dated a co-worker 
dated your boss 
dated your boss' daughter/son 
got fired from your job 
got straight A's
met one teacher you really like 
met one teacher you really hate 
found one thing you love doing. 
failed a class
cut class 
taken/snorted/smoked drugs 
got into a fight with a class mate
got into a fist fight with a class mate 
did something you were proud of. 
discovered a new talent 
gave the teachers a reason to teach 
proved to yourself that you're an idiot. 
embarrassed yourself infront of the class. 
fell in love with a teacher 
was in a school play 
tried out for and made a sports team 
were involved in something you'll never forget 
got sent to the office 
painted a picture 
wrote a poem
ran a mile. 
listened to music you cant stand 
double dipped. 
skinny-dipped 
went to a sleep over. 
went camping. 
threw a surprise party 
had a party thrown for you 
laughed til you cried
laughed till you peed in your pants 
slept the whole day. 
visited a different country 
cooked a gross meal 
lost something important to you. 
got a gift you adore 
realized something new about yourself. 
went on a diet
tried to gain weight
tripped over a coffee table 
dyed your hair.
came close to losing your life. 
lost someone close to you 
went to a party. 
drank alcohol. 
drank alcohol underage. 
got drunk. 
smoked a cigarette. 
hung out with somebody you have never met 
read a great book. 
saw a great movie. 
pretended to like someone 
saw a movie that made you cry. 
saw one of your favourite bands/artists live 
saw someone famous in person. 
got sick.
passed out on a floor. 
met new people. 
played video games.
enjoyed this year overall.

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[x] gotten detention

[x] gotten your phone taken away in class

[x] gotten suspended

[x] gotten caught chewing gum

[] gotten caught cheating on a test

Total So Far: 5

[x] gotten detention

[x] gotten your phone taken away in class

[x] gotten suspended

[x] gotten caught chewing gum

[] gotten caught cheating on a test

Total So Far: 5


[x] arrived late to class more than 5 times

[x] didn't do homework over 5 times

[x] turned in at least 3 projects in late

[x] missed school just because you felt like it

[x] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class

total so far: 10


[x] got your mom,dad,etc to get you out of school

[x] talked to people during class

[x] passed notes

[x] threw stuff across the room

[x] laughed at the teacher

Total So Far: 15


[x] been in a fight at school (fist or verbal)

[] took pictures during school hours

[x] called someone during school hours

[x] listened to ipod,cd,etc during school hours

Total So Far : 18


[] threw something at the teacher

[x] went outside the classroom without permission

[x] broke the dress code

[x] failed a class

[] threw food during class

total so far: 21


[x] gotten a call from school

[] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly

[x] didn't take your stuff to school

[x] stuck up your middle finger at the teacher when they were not looking

[x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear you

Total So Far: 25


[x] faked your parents signature

[x] slept in class

[x] cursed at a teacher

[x] copied homework

[x] got in trouble with the principal

[x] called a teacher or sub a vulgar name

Total So Far: 30

Now multiply all of them by 3.


Total: 90

I screwed up 90% of my school reputation.

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