Thursday, 11 December 2008 10:23:54 PM (GMT) Yeah, this is pretty accurate.
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If many of the following apply to you, then you're probably from Devon...
You've bought stationery at Trago Mills
You think Exeter's a big city
You can tell sheep from goats
And straw from hay
Yeah, this is pretty accurate.
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If many of the following apply to you, then you're probably from Devon...
You've bought stationery at Trago Mills
You think Exeter's a big city
You can tell sheep from goats
And straw from hay
You once went to Totnes for the day and returned three weeks later, very happy, but
with no idea why
You think London's 'up north'
You know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows Joss Stone
The smell of cow shit makes you feel at home
Everywhere else in the UK feels cold
You have a friend who lives on a farm
You live on a farm
You know and love Massey Ferguson
You learnt to drive in a field or on a beach
You live in a cottage
Your home has a thatched roof
You've been stuck behind a stupid tourist on a country lane
You saw the total eclipse in '99
Your local newspaper's lead story is 'cow falls off bridge' (ZOMG YES! ANIMAL
RELATED EVERY DAMN WEEK!)
You know the best sledging to be had is at Haytor
Your friends say you sound like a farmer
You have nothing to do after 5:30pm
You think pink wellies are a fashion statement
You know 'Cornish' pasties are actually from Devon (YEAH MAN!)
You've boiled / frozen / eroded during Ten Tors
You know how to walk over a cattle grid (I pity the fool who doesn't.)
You want to know who came up with 'take moor care'
You know all about 'letterboxing' (but wish you didn't)
You watch 'Spotlight' (and know Teresa Driscoll, Justin Leigh, Russel Labey, Craig
Rich and the gang )
You've been pony trekking
'Short and choppy on the North coast' makes total sense to you
You think nothing of grass growing in the middle of the road
Your town is 'the gem of south Devon' or 'the English Riviera' despite overwhelming
evidence to the contrary
You think a barn dance is a wild night out
Until you went on holiday, the tallest building you had ever seen was Debenhams in
Exeter
You've reversed for 3 miles when you met a stubborn tourist on a country lane
It takes you 4 times longer to drive anywhere between May and September
You carry an umbrella everywhere even when it's 35 degrees (because it WILL start to
hail randomly)
You're a closet fan of The Wurzels (FUCK YEAH!)
Your second cousin is also your sister's stepmother
Your neighbours' average age is 76
Your best friend goes joyriding in tractors
Your parents regularly thanked God for Crealy Country Park and Woodlands
Your teachers regularly thanked God for Paignton Zoo, Buckfast Abbey, Morwellham
Quay and the legendary House of Marbles
You can't stand the grockles, despite living off their money
You thought it was normal for more than 50% of your high street's shops to be
operated by charities
Everyone you meet has been on holiday to your home town - no wonder it's so busy in
summer
You spent your entire childhood wanting to leave the place, yet now that you have,
you cry yourself to sleep then dream of rolling green hills and long, sandy beaches
(Yeah, I expect that will happen)
You used to look through your physical geography textbook because you knew half of
the places in there
You know that 'the Launa man can'
Your most thrilling childhood experience was the Death slide at Woodlands / Crealy /
The Devon Shire Horse Centre (HELL YEAH)
Before Freeview, you didn't believe the rumours about a '5th television channel'
You don't yet have Freeview - what 5th channel?
You found out about Plymouth Hoe / Westward Ho! before you realised the name could
be entertaining
Your local shop sells clotted cream fudge and bucket/spade packs, but not
newspapers
Your local publican (who has sideburns and red face) is a member of CAMRA, and
thinks a 'gastropub' is a medical complication (he serves peanuts & crisps)
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