Most recent Public diary entries by ‹derickDEADBEAT,›:
|lalalala i won't be on muchhhh.||Category: (general)|
Thursday, 4 June 2009
05:01:14 PM (GMT)
like twice a week maybe?
cause we got exams
and if i wanna be a doctor (just kidding) and deliver children (again kidding),then
imma have to do well.
not saying imma reply right away,but...i will eventually.
|brb giving nick a BJ XD ROFL||Category: (general)|
Wednesday, 20 May 2009
09:01:51 AM (GMT)
so,one of my exes leanne just called me up on the phone.about 5 mins ago.
leanne wanna hang out.
derick: who dis?
derick: nick doesn't sound that girly.who is it.
leanne: fine.it's me.leelee. <-- cheesy nickname i used to call her.
derick: oh god.what do you want.
leanne : to hang out.
derick: sorry,my balls are already doin that.
leanne : prick.
Tuesday, 12 May 2009
05:49:42 PM (GMT)
yesterday basketcase(kasey) and i were walking down the street,heading to tim hortons
(which btw is LOVE).we walked past this alleyway where these hobos were sleeping,and
basketcase dares me to poke one of them.
me being the super cool guy i am,i went up to this old man with a really long white
beard.he had hair like the guy from coheed and cambria,and it was epic.so anyway.he
was curled up to a stuffed animal,and i poked him.he jumped up and grabbed a baseball
bat i didn't know was there. o.o
it was hilarious thinking back on it,but i was actually a little scared for my life.
ROFL he backed up,bat in hand,and we were like "um.sorry sir.didn't mean to bother
you" and he was like "AIEEEEEEEEEEYYYAHHHH!" and almost attacked us.but ran before he
|SEXFLAVOUREDPANCAKES LOVES CHU.||Category: (general)|
Monday, 13 April 2009
08:15:59 PM (GMT)
By who?By Courtney.Feel special,boiiiieee.
But you wanna know what I really likeLOVE about this fellow?
His personality.He's been through so much,and he actually survived it.
Props fo that.
Oh,and you're super delicious. <---- SORRY.Had to quote the phone
But really.You're a ladies man.
Love ya,SCHMERICK. (:
Copyrighted by SexFlavouredPancakes.
Sunday, 12 April 2009
07:05:16 PM (GMT)
if you read this,you're invited to a party in my pants.
it's gonna be happenin' tonight at 11:59 PM,even though i probably won't be
but you should come.
chips and dip included,so all you gotsa worry about is whether it's
but there's no need to worry about safety in derick's
pants.because i'm a safe kinda guy. :D
your choice.be fashionably late.
Sunday, 18 January 2009
02:07:05 PM (GMT)
wow.i'm sorry i haven't been on since october.i have a super good(and kind of
shameful) explanation for that.
first of all.
sorry for all the messages i missed and stuff.my facebook got deleted because i
couldnt get on much,so i guess i wont be on that.
the reason why i'm not on the computer is because...my grandmother threw it
out?why,you ask?i'll tell you now.
so,most of you know i live with my granny.well,she's old,and old people don't know