Yugi's true power doesn't come from his millennium puzzle...
They come from his LEATHER PANTS!!!
Let's steal them so we can use that power against him!
Note: Not captured by me
Ron: Harry! Come quickly! Dumbledore's been in some sort of accident!
Harry: OH MY GOD! Was it serious?!?
Ron: No it was Snape.
Harry: -FIRES LAZOR-
-Quoting The Lazer Collection 3-
Now for some more randomness.
Ron: Harry! Come quickly! Dumbledore's been in some sort of accident!
Harry: OH MY GOD! Was it serious?!?
Ron: No it was Snape.
Harry: -FIRES LAZOR-
-Quoting The Lazer Collection 3-
Now for some more randomness.
The most sinister plot to destroy the world!
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Based off of something from Captain Planet.
NOT A CHAIN LETTER
Girl Facts:
When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to watch
YouTube Poops
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When a girl bumps into your nose
NOT A CHAIN LETTER
Girl Facts:
When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to watch
YouTube Poops
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When a girl bumps into your nose
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her ears (Both of them)
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When she wants a hug
she will begin to sing Carramell Dansen
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When you break a girls unicycle
she still feels the pain on her buttocks even when
you fixed that stupid thing 3 years ago
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When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind (Most likely having to do with animes)
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When a girl is not running around in cosplay,
she is relieving her mind of all wise thoughts
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When a girl looks at you with eyes with one pupil bigger than the other,
she is wondering how long you'll notice that she has a concussion
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When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is contemplating hitting you with turnips
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When a girl stares at you,
SHE IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE EATING COCA-COLA MACARONI LETTUCE SALADS
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When a girl lays her head on your nose,
she is wishing for you to get rid of that acne of yours
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When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
a total idiot
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When a girl says, "I sneezed on you,"
no one in this world can sneeze on you more
than that
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When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants to break you into 1,900,000,000 pieces, but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone with her turkey sandwich
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Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to have turnips thrown at him
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When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to seagulls
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When a guy is not skewered,
He realizes he's eating coca-cola macaroni lettuce salad without the salad
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When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he's been hit one too many times with the turnip you were holding
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When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about his nose and
wonders if you care about yours
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When your laying your head on a guy's
nose,
wash your hair
or the ugly will spread
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When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is wondering why you haven't replied to his question about that book report
that's due next Tuesday
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When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he ate your turkey sandwich
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When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's DEFENDANTLY ate that turkey sandwich of yours. (MAKE HIM WATCH SH****
MOVIES!!!)
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When a guy says, "I sneezed on you,"
he sneezed on you you more than you could have
ever sneezed on him or barfed up that bubble gum with asparagus flavoring.
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Turn into a giant pile of bubble gum in 10 minutes and your true
love will
run away
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Coca-Cola Macaroni Lettuce Salad was in your mind as you read this
EAT IT as
IF YOUR A DORK :: " .inside a dork's head."
AND
IF YOUR ANOTHER DORK ::" .inside a dork's head."
NOT A REAL CHAINLETTER
NOT A CHAINLETTER
You might have seen this around, I'm just parodying this cause I don't agree with
it
Girls Need To Realize: WRITTEN BY A GUY JERK
We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.
NOT A CHAINLETTER
You might have seen this around, I'm just parodying this cause I don't agree with
it
Girls Need To Realize: WRITTEN BY A GUY JERK
We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you
jump up and stab him in the back, without even giving him poop on a stick, yeah, it
turns us into piles of H2O2.
It does help if you die there and zombify him for ten minutes without
acknowledging the fact that he's an idiot.
We don't care if a guy fails>OR plagiarizes< a test , but at 4:23 in the morning we
do get a
little telemarketing message.
Nothing is that important at 4:23 a.m.
That it can't wait till the sun explodes.
Also, when we neglect to tell you we're spooky/shocking/shreaky/snooty, we don't
really mean it.
Don't tell us we're poopyheads.
We'll stop trying to spread the YouTube Poop plague
The sexiest thing about a girl is her nose.
Yeah, you can't repost this.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. (Even if death traps are on the other
side)
Take Advantage of the mood my 20 year old cranky cat is in
Let us fail for you! Don't 'turn into bat barf'. We enjoy compost salads.
It's not expected.
Smile and say 'SEAGULL!!!!'.
Turn into a Mary Sue when no one's watching.
If you turn into a Mary Sue when you know somebody's looking, everyone will kill
you.
You don't have to get major diarrhea for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
play Mario Kart Wii or put on every kind of nerdy outfit.
We like you for pikachu's and sirskits
Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just eating Rice Krispies
or my Cocoa Puffs not Kool-Aid.
Take everything we say seriously.
The nose is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get computers easily
Stop using Wikipedia as your news sourse.
Don't talk about how hott Snoopy, Ash Kechum, or, Dogbert,
Darkwing Duck is in front of us.
It's not real, and we watch/read them too. You have the internet for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'YouTube'/'Newgrounds'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey Nostalgia Critic!' instead of 'Hey Nerd/Luigi/Turnip/I.M.Meen' or whatever
else you
can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i would like it either. >
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a Captain
Falcon,
dont
wait for him to change into Weegee!!!!!
Ditch his sorry subscription, disgrace to the Weegee population
and find someone who will treat you with utter hydrogen monoxide
Someone who will honor your nose.
Someone who will make you blow your nose when you're at Abu Dhabi .
Someone who will care for you even when you burn their house down.
Someone who will love you, no matter how many times you ruined their sock drawr.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the nose....and say 'i
lsaiutgcnalirwugjailurwgr you' ..and actually spell correctly
Give the nice noses a chance.
####
Guys, if you took this seriously you're a moron
Girls, if you took this seriously you're also a moron
Every Guy who isn't a moron will not take this seriously
NOT A CHAINLETTER
It's been August since my "Goodbye Rant", and now after finding out that some rules
are being enforced I decided to return (See my previous entry for my August rant).
Now don't go all "HAHA YOU WEREN'T TRUE TO YOUR WORD!". Cause I will remain true to
my word if idiocy breaks out again. :P
I will take some time upgrading my profile. Not that anyone will care. :D
TTFN. Ta Ta For Now.
It's been August since my "Goodbye Rant", and now after finding out that some rules
are being enforced I decided to return (See my previous entry for my August rant).
Now don't go all "HAHA YOU WEREN'T TRUE TO YOUR WORD!". Cause I will remain true to
my word if idiocy breaks out again. :P
I will take some time upgrading my profile. Not that anyone will care. :D
TTFN. Ta Ta For Now.
~MalixDexide (Agent777174)
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a Captain
Falcon,
dont
wait for him to change into Weegee!!!!!
Ditch his sorry subscription, disgrace to the Weegee population
and find someone who will treat you with utter hydrogen monoxide
Someone who will honor your nose.
Someone who will make you blow your nose when you're at Abu Dhabi .
Someone who will care for you even when you burn their house down.
Someone who will love you, no matter how many times you ruined their sock drawr.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the nose....and say 'i
lsaiutgcnalirwugjailurwgr you' ..and actually spell correctly
Give the nice noses a chance.
####
Guys, if you took this seriously you're a moron
Girls, if you took this seriously you're also a moron
Every Guy who isn't a moron will not take this seriously
NOT A CHAINLETTER