Tuesday, 11 November 2008
09:07:59 PM (GMT)
I dont know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it
when we skinny dipped. Under a state of trance I saw you knock out my father. I'm
sure you're emotional enough to understand I did a sex-change. I'm returning our sex
tape to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I will
never forget our friendship.