For those of you who have no idea who the devil I am, allow me to
introduce myself: I am your new master! Or at least I will be soon
once my plan has come to fruition. I have finally discovered the
greatest weapon to use against mankind... the world wide web! I have
thus far developed this fanlisting. You may be mocking me now, but
we'll see who has the last laugh when my stamp is displayed on every
corner of the internet! Do not underestimate me because of my size, I
assure you the world's leaders are no match for the mighty Lucifer!
Soon, I'll have the world eating out of the palm of my hand, it's only
a matter of time now. I can see the pieces all falling into place.
Tomorrow's forecast calls for sprinkles of genius, and a chance of
Should you choose not to yield to my power, I will not hesitate to
make an example of you! Nothing says "obey me" like a head on a pike!
You have been warned.