what if all of a sudden this godly figure poofed into your bedroom while you were chilling there and said

you have 3 days to kill 300 cats and burn 5 trees while jumping on one leg singing the star spangled banner.

my first reaction would be to yell WHAT THE HELL. but then it said but theres a twist (matrix spin off)

you can take the aquaberry pill and forget all about it, or you can take the violet pill and 1.get high 2. continue my
task.

if you take the task you can either try to pass it off to someone else or do it yourself.

if you try to pass it to another person and they decline, YOUR SOUL WILL FOREVER BURN IN THE CURSED PITS OF HADES FOR
ALL ETERNITY!!!

if you succeed you have 2 choices,you can be granted eternal life or you can become a god.

BUT theres a third twist. the third choice is you can assassinate your intire family and become GOD HIMSELF!!!

if you dont complete any of my tasks i say YOU SHALL DIE!

the stakes are high on whatever you choose.

so whats your choice?