Hola, Lovelies.  (:

My Name Is Brodie Kruz.

Im Single And Theres A Chance Im Looking.

I'm Straight.

I Enjoy Techno Music. It Excites Me To No End.

I'm Afraid That I Do Not Have Many Skills.

I Enjoy Playing The Piano And Dancing In The Rain.

Don't Be A Bitch Or I'll Have No Choice But To Sneak Into Your
House And Horribly Mutilate Your Body As You Sleep. (:

Do I Believe In God? What A Stupid Question. Of Course I Do. I
believe In All Of The Gods. I Believe That Apollo And Anubis Hang Out
Every Friday And Eat Pizza. I Belive that Jesus And Pan Like Shopping
Together. I Believe That Shiva And Hades Go To Raves At Least Once A
Week. And One Day Out Of The Month, They All Get Together And Have A
Fucking Orgy. Yeah; That's What I Believe In: God Orgy.

I Have A Big, Slobbery St. Bernard. His Name Is Scriabin.

I Cannot Sing, But I Like To Pretend I Can. (:

I Have Dark Brown Hair And Light Gray Eyes.

I Have My Lip Pierced And I Love it. (:

I Could Live Off Pizza Rolls and Reese's Pieces For The Rest
Of My Life.

I Enjoy Sweet Tea And Cotton Candy. I Am Aware Of How Lame
That Sounds.

I Have Myspace. (: Myspace.com/darkeyesANDcompromise