Yes I do like the books. It is all ways good to poke fun at something you like. One would go insane if they did not.
1) Tell him angelus want to meet him in a dark room to talk to him about being a vampire
 2) Give him a bucket of glitter if he asks why reply 'I thought you wanted to shine more'
3)   Tell him lestat is one of the many vampires who can 'shine with out that giltter'
 4)  Dump a bucket of human blood on him and run like hell
 5) Sniff him and go 'damn no wonder you make people faint'
6) Give him a pair of panties and go 'well you look so pretty...'
 7) Run up to him and give him a hug. Then say 'I guess that zloloft did not work?'
 8  ) Scream his name and if he runs to you go 'I bet cus yew is so hot you must scream your name'
 9) Sing 'sexbomb' really loud to him.
 10) Give him a teddy bear and go 'he won't be dazzled by you'
 11) Go in his room and put his CDS out of order.
 12) Sing 'up town girl' really loud in his ear.
 13) Tell him to go on kupika and look at his 'girls'
 14) Scream EDWARD LOVES TO WEAR FOOTIE PJS.
  15) Drag him to the toy store and say 'dazzle that doll nooow'
   16) Jump in his lap and fall asleep if he wakes you up yell NOOO and fall back asleep.
   17) Get in his face and say 'oh so you did not paint your self with glitter?'
   18 ) Turn off all the lights and say 'yay! a talking nightlight!'
    19) Go in his room and put tinkerbell sheets on his sofa.
     20) Get some sharpies and draw on his face then say 'a pretty guy like you sure is a work of art'
     21) Sing 'superfreak' to him.
     22) Break a egg on him if he asks go 'well you dazzle people so I wanted some fried eggs'
 23) Throw a cross at him and yell 'BURN BABY BURNNN'
 24) Moon him and yell 'HEY THIS DON'T SHINE'
 25) Throw a bottle of lotion at him and say 'It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.' 
 26) Tell him to turn around you can't put on eyeliner with out that buit in mirror.
 27) Tell everyone that he 'It rubs the lotion on its skin'
 28 ) Say 'is that a bottle of glitter in your pocket or you just happy to see me?'
 29) Get in a fight with another vampire and when he comes running ask 'what took you so long?'
 30) Yell WHY IS IT CALLED FORKS? WHY NOT SPOONS? 
 31) Ask him if he will carry you then as he is doing it yell 'STRANGER DANGER!'
 32) Put him in a room with voldmort then yell 'HEY HE IS TOUCHING VOLDYS NO-NO PLACE' then run like hell.
  33) Lick his face and go 'yummm tastes like...yummies'
   34) Play Force Of Nature and wink at him.
   35) Scream 'I WILL BE LOVING HIM LONG TIME'
   36) Tell him harry potter dazzles people-with out the  dazzle.
   37) Tell him 568,0000 9 year old fangirls want him-and let them find him.
   38 )  Play peek-a-boo with him.
   39) Get him angry start to cry and then say 'I just have a hurt edwardy'
   40 ) Show him this list and hope he does not slap you silly. 
    41)  Tell him bella is  not going to give him is masochistic fix. He knows it.
    42) Tell him all the ways he is so sparkling.