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The club I comepletely created on a whim, its meant to be for complete
randomness
Since 14 May 2007
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Me: Hi, Im greenbeetle1201 here to explain my club to you all. First of all I want to say thank you to all the people
that inspi........
*Hears faint sqeaky noise in the background*
Me: Anyways,... Oh yes all the inspiring people who made me want to start this club. Its all about pleasant, clever,
random stuff here. Write anything you like, as long as you keep it.........
*Unknown person start shouting bird calls*
(switch to third person point of view)
After the mysterious call of the wild rang out through the front lawn, the house, and probably most of the
neighborhood, Mrs. Greenbeetle1201 arose from her spot on the couch to go investigate. What she found was something
she could have never forseen.
A young girl perhaps a year older than GB1201 (stands for greenbeetle1201), was wailing bird calls. GB 1201 wouldnt
take it much longer.
"What the crap are you doing?!"
The girl looked up innocently enough,
"I was calling my bat eared iguana llama dog home."
"And why do you find it necessary to do this in my back yard?"
"He likes your fertilizer."
At this GB1201 questioned the levels of sanity left on our home planet of Earth. But she also couldnt help but
smiling.
"Whats the bat eared Iguana llama dog's name?"
"Prince squishy."
"Thats a retarded name no offense."
"none taken, but I must correct you."
"How?"
"The adjective would not be retarded, but goofarded, therfore combining goofy and retarded in one easy to use
insult/compliment."
GB1201 liked the sound of it, and so she ran far away, to the depths of the internet, scraping for every piece of
goofarded material she could find to quench her thirst for all things random. And so she decided to start a club in
which would go like this.
(switch back to 1st person)
Hello, Im greenbeetle1201 and welcome to my club for all things goofarded.
