Charlie Bucket: Hey, the room is getting smaller!
Mrs. Teevee: No, it's not, *he's* getting *bigger*.
Mr. Salt: He's at it again.
Mike Teevee: Where's the chocolate?
Sam Beauregarde: I doubt if there is any.
Mr. Salt: I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.
Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never ever doubt what nobody is sure
Mrs. Gloop: You're not squeezing me through that tiny door.
Charlie Bucket: What was that we just went through?
Willy Wonka: Hsawaknow.
Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese?
Willy Wonka: No, that's Wonkawash spelled backwards.
[Willy Wonka and the group are still on the boat and are at the
hallway outside the inventing room]
Willy Wonka: We're there.
Mrs. Teevee: Where?
Willy Wonka: Here. A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us.
Mr. Beauregarde: Let me off this crate!
Mike Teevee: Now why don't they show stuff like that on T.V.?
Mrs. Teevee: I don't know.
Mr. Salt: What a nightmare.
Veruca Salt: Daddy, I do not want a boat like this.
[Charlie Bucket and Grandpa Joe read a sign]
Charlie Bucket: Dairy cream...
Grandpa Joe: Whipped cream...
Charlie Bucket: Coffee cream...
Grandpa Joe: Vanilla cream...
Charlie Bucket and Grandpa Joe: Hair cream?
Willy Wonka: Meine Herrschaften, schenken Sie mir ihre aufmerksamkeit
[My friends (masters), please give me your attention]
Willy Wonka: .
Mrs. Teevee: That's not French.
Willy Wonka: Sie kommen jetzt in den interessantesten und gleichzeitig
geheimsten raum meiner fabrik.
[You have now come to the most interesting and, at the same time, the
most secret room of my factory]
Mr. Salt: I can't take much more of this.
Willy Wonka: Meine Damen und Herren, der Inventing Room
[Ladies and Gentlemen, The Inventing Room]
Willy Wonka: . Now remember, no messing about. No touching, no
tasting, no telling.
Grandpa Joe: No telling what?
Willy Wonka: You see, all of my most secret inventions are cooking and
simmering in here. Old Slugworth would give his false teeth to get
inside for just five minutes, so don't touch a thing!
Willy Wonka: But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who
suddenly got everything he he always wanted.
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace,
Willy Wonka: Well, I think that furnace is only lit every other day,
so they have a good sporting chance, haven't they?
Mr. Turkentine: Charlie Bucket? How many Wonka bars did you open?
Charlie Bucket: Two.
Mr. Turkentine: That's easy. 200 is twice 100...
Charlie Bucket: Not 200, just two.
Mr. Turkentine: [disgusted] Two? What do you mean you only opened two?
Charlie Bucket: I don't care that much for chocolate.
Mr. Turkentine: Well, I can't figure out just two! So let's pretend
you opened 200! Now, if you opened 200 Wonka bars, apart from being
dreadfully sick, you would have used up 20% of the 1000 Wonka bars,
which is 15% half over again, 10%...
[Willy Wonka greets Charlie and Grandpa Joe at the gates of the WONKA
Willy Wonka: And who is this gentleman?
Charlie Bucket: My grandfather, Grandpa Joe.
Willy Wonka: [shaking Grandpa Joe's hand] Delighted to meet you, sir.
Overjoyed, enraptured, entranced. Are we ready? Yes, good. In we go.
Charlie Bucket: [referring to Augustus' being stuck in the pipe] He'll
never get out.
Grandpa Joe: Yes, he will, Charlie. Watch. Remember when you once
asked me how a bullet comes out of a gun?
Charlie Bucket: [to Grandpa Joe, after opening the Wonka bar they
think has the last Golden Ticket in it] You know... I'll bet those
Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible.
Charlie Bucket: [after eating the now-shrunken Wonka bar] It's
Mrs. Teevee: It's unbelievable!
Grandpa Joe: It's a miracle!
Mike Teevee: It's a TV dinner!
Willy Wonka: It's Wonkavision.
Grandpa Joe: It could change the world!