I'm cap'n Jack...and just who are you?
I'll be Cap'n Jack if you'll be my Will Turner, mate? c:
No. I'm not a Captain nor named Sparrow (First name Jack).
I do not have a penis and I do not drink rum. I prefer vodka
imported from France. I don't own a boat or look swag like a
mother fucker. I don't fuck mothers either. I'm not slightly
drunk, slightly gay, slightly insane, or 100% sexy.
Do I wish I were? Hell to the yes. I mean, if I were to be a
man he'd be my first choice. And then, there's Alcide. My huzban.
I'm a Pisces. I'm stubborn, impulsive, awkward, shy,
and sometimes downright cruel sometimes. But after
I get to know you, and if I think you're a cool cat, I'll
be the sweetest person I could possibly ever be to you.
I don't always get along with everyone and I'm very
opinionated. I hate being alone, and being single
doesn't help that at all. I love people who use ampersands. &&&&&&!
I love boys with green, brown, white (contacts), or grey eyes.
I like listening to others problems, which is why I think I'd make
a great therapist. It's actually what I aspire to be.
I hate it when it rains, love the ocean, hate regular ol' tea,
love lemonade, hate crying and feeling depressed.
I surprisingly like hollister, american eagle,
abercrombie and fitch, and hot topic shit. Meh.
Up is down.
That's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?