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21 M United States of America
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I'm cap'n Jack...and just who are you?
I'll be Cap'n Jack if you'll be my Will Turner, mate? c:
No. I'm not a Captain nor named Sparrow (First name Jack). I do not have a penis and I do not drink rum. I prefer vodka imported from France. I don't own a boat or look swag like a mother fucker. I don't fuck mothers either. I'm not slightly drunk, slightly gay, slightly insane, or 100% sexy. Do I wish I were? Hell to the yes. I mean, if I were to be a man he'd be my first choice. And then, there's Alcide. My huzban. I'm a Pisces. I'm stubborn, impulsive, awkward, shy, and sometimes downright cruel sometimes. But after I get to know you, and if I think you're a cool cat, I'll be the sweetest person I could possibly ever be to you. I don't always get along with everyone and I'm very opinionated. I hate being alone, and being single doesn't help that at all. I love people who use ampersands. &&&&&&! ♥ I love boys with green, brown, white (contacts), or grey eyes. I like listening to others problems, which is why I think I'd make a great therapist. It's actually what I aspire to be. I hate it when it rains, love the ocean, hate regular ol' tea, love lemonade, hate crying and feeling depressed. I surprisingly like hollister, american eagle, abercrombie and fitch, and hot topic shit. Meh.
Up is down. That's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?

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