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1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 

2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones. 

3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's
your day been?"

4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!" 

5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 

6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has
made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute. 

9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine
that can cure that?" 

10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 

11. Swat at flies, which don't exist. 

12. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 

13. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?" 

14. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn
around and try to bite them. 

15. Stare at another pAs senger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

16. Pretend you have a talking finger, and use it to communicate with other pas sengers.

17. Stare manically and grin at another pas senger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks

1)Follow them around the house..everywhere
2)Moo when they say your name
3)Pretend to have amnesia
4)Say everything backwards
5)Give yourself a swirly
6)Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "the sun! It's dying!!"
7)Run into walls
9)Have nervous spasms at anonymous times
10)Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
11)Pretend to worship the Devil
12)Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning Sunshine!"
13)Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
14)run in circles
15)recite a whole movie 3 times
16)pretend to beat yourself up
17)Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
1Slither everywhere
19)wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
20)wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. tell them you're making a fashion statement.
21)Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way
22)Super glue your finger up your nose
23)Talk to a pen
24)Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time
25)Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe
26)Try and climb the wall
27)Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly
2Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say your a lovely unicorn
29)In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"
30)Put pegs on your nose and eyes
31)Do what they actually tell you
32)Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "oh...I get it!"
33)Eat your hair
34)Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal
35)Eat anything obviously not edible
36)Jump off the roof, trying to fly
37)Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house
3Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
39)When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
40)Try and snorkle in your fish tank
41)Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES!!!!!!"
42)Chase an imaginary tail
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holly_henderson says:   17 February 2007   435435  
that is absaloutley hilarious
AMYxNiCOLE says:   6 March 2007   847299  
lol. that's really funny. =]
Perfact says:   19 May 2007   435435  
That is sssssssssssssooooooooooooooo
candieflosss says:   20 May 2007   524677  
lol thankss
Gigglegirl88 says:   16 June 2007   774113  
OMG that was so funny the whole time i was readin it i was crackin up!
alannababy says:   19 June 2007   385948  
thats soooooo funky,funni and klazz
safistacatedlady1 says:   14 August 2007   817457  
hiya laya it me seh ........ just wanted 2 say DAT WOZ BRILL bass mad u r bass mad
candieflosss says :   11 September 2007   341387  
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