aye mayne!!!

:]]

bitchin?
Yeah I know. :P

My brotha is nasty mayne Dx
Look, I wanted Jamar's number right.
So bout he was like "Give me sex and you can have his number"
So I'm like "Ya know what, I think I might just see him tonight so I'll get it
from him."

[fasting forward]

I was too afraid ta get his number right.
and he kept sayin "Heeey Chelsie."
I kept laughin n sayin hey back to him.
mayne n he was tryna play me too.
i'm like are u serious.
i kept talkin to come otha people cuz i was too shy to talk ta the boi n all
that.
so he sat by me in the chapel thang[where u sit @ church]] xD
i'm like dayum name, wtf i need some space.
so i got his number from teddy.
so umm, Jamara want ta text me right.
so den i asked my mama if i can get textin back and she asked y
i said "cause i wanna text brandon, jenelsiea, and jamar."
she said "no cause u n alyssa gon be textin each otha like crazy"
i said "we ain't even friends no mo. that's y i kept tellin her i'ma call ha
back. which i neva do if u noticed."
she said "oh. well i'm aint gon pay 20 dollas a month fa u to have unlimited."
i said "well i can pay fa da first month."
she said "we'll see."
i heard my daddy tellin my mama that me and jamar was talkin the whole time at
church and we kept lookin at each otha n all that.
so she said "idc, jamar is a fine boi and if they wanna go out then let me. i.
don't. fuckin. care."
daddy said "pssh, what eva."

OH N GUESS WHAT!

my mama n daddy made a damn porno!! :O
den dey gon looked da doe n say dat dey tryna sleep.
wen me n jalon bust open da doe dey was naked n doin some thangs.
lol.
i'm like are u effin serious...

so yep, dat's how my day went xD

nuffin....you

hai :3

damn nigga....
do u know a fuckin joke?