uhhh.... my friend told me this soooo......
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the
ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The
other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the
operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing
voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He
says: “OK, now what?"