My sister's friend has the funniest accent and says wierd stuff all the time and i can't help but say something stupid.
I was riding home on the bus and I was messing with my sister's friend's hair so she said, "Stop it u Ninny." I
stopped messing with her for a while then I started messing with her again so she said, "Stop it u Cotton Headed Ninny
So I said, "Am I Ninny or a Cotton Headed Ninny Mugger."
She said i was both so i said "so i'm a ninny that mugs ninnies?"
This one i made up and its kinda creapy
i was away for the weekend so i asked my best friend lillie to watch my dogs Rocco, Oreo, and the one girl dog Chica.
On Saturday night at about midnight (only time i can ever reach her) i called and asked how the dogs were doing, she was
spending the weekend at my house, "I don't know." she joked as i heard the door open "Hey!" i heard her say
"what is it?!"
"i thought u only had 3 dogs but there are 4 out here"
"What does the fourth look like?"
"it has red eyes."
i had always been sorta paranoid but i knew something was wrong. "GET IN THE HOUSE NOW!!!!!" i yelled
"fine" she said as i heard the door open then i heard a thump and lillie scream
i drove home as fast as i could but i got home to late all over the house was lillie's blood
sorry i haven't been writing anything new i just don't have any recent inspiration but here's a kina creepy true one
(young children look away)
(I'll finish later)