Oh. My. God.
You have NEVER heard of a chain whore?
I gives thou pity.
A chain whore, like said, is one who be obsessed with these lovely
Chains, give life to.... Dungeons!
Yumi walked into a deserted tavern. She looked at her instructions..
"Look on the floor.... Where on the floor?" She mumbled to herself.
She pondered around the room aimlessly for hours on end 'looking' at
the floor. She decided to go to code 3... Code destroy everything
until nothing is on the bare floor. She tore everything off the floor,
tables, chairs, counters, even some little dogs grave. (Don't know
what that was doing there)
She gasped at the horror she saw underneath a table. It was a guy!
Well as a skeleton. And before she could do anything she saw some
"Oh! Hey! Awesome chains!" She yelled in happiness. Yumi yanked the
chains off and wore them as a belt and left the tavern... Without
remembering the skeleton.
Yeah, I know. I'm AWESOME
And see, I know there are tons of people somewhere in this chainless
world, that love chains just as much as me!
Chain whore, see?
I'm also a conceited whore who loves herself very much and thinks she
is absolutly outrageous!
I also have 16 year old syndrome.
What a shock.
Oh, she also has teh most awesome outfit EVER.
Her boyfriends snowboard hat, her rainbow scraf (no mater if it 3000
degrees outside), her Rainbow Domo shirt, her chain belt (Shocker,
right?), her purple jeans, and of course her rainbow socks acompanied
by her rather electric converse... Need I say more?
Did I make any spelling mistakes?
I need to know my errors.
Like now, look at these sentences and tell me!
That or say, "Your perfect love me!"
Wait, don't. That's creepy.
I'd heart you JASON.
But I heart your hat!