Greatest Monologues Ever
The personal favorites of Your_Worst_Nightmare
"I still have the dream sometimes. I do. I come home from the store and find you on my doorstep with a suitcase. And not
your entire wardrobe. Just a carry-on, a duffel bag. We don't say anything, but you have this look in your eye that
kills me. It just...
And I unlock the door and let you in. And that's it. That's the dream.
When I wake up, I wake up happy...
...vibrating for a few seconds with my head in the sand...
Then it goes away, and you go away. I really don't want to get out of bed then because it's cold out there, but I do.
I get up. Life goes on.
Most days you never even cross my mind."
"I want to tell you that I like you. But I can't tell you that, can I?
I want to tell you to forget about him. He's a great guy, the best, and he's my brother in everything but blood, and you
two are good together, but I still want to tell you to tell him to fuck off and to be with me.
I want to tell you that since the moment I met you I can't even get your face out of my brain.
But I can't tell you that, that all I want right now in the world is to take you away with me. No him, no here, no this.
Just us. If just for a day. You know?
But I can't tell you that. I mean, you can't make me. I mean, what kind of a person would I be if I went and told you
something like that?"