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A.R.I.E.S

YOU are confident, enthusiastic, and courageous.

OTHER Aries are selfish, impulsive, and foolhardy. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that they're jealous of you, and are
quite possibly plotting something against you. That would be so like them.

LIKES~ Challenges, winning, and people willing to ignore that thing you do that you think nobody knows about. (We
know.)

DISLIKES~ Losing, waiting around, and being hit in the face with a shovel. It may not have happened to you yet, but
trust me, you aren't going to like it.

T.A.U.R.U.S

YOU are reliable, patient, and determined.

OTHER Tauruses are stubborn, self indulgent, and jealous, and they'll probably do a little jail time sooner or later.

LIKES~ Nature, relaxation, and being left alone to do their own thing, which they sometimes do on the lawn.

DISLIKES~ Being rushed, being pushed around, Mad Cow Disease, and those rodeo guys that hop on your back and just wont
get off until you go nuts and trample them a bit.

G.E.M.I.N.I

YOU are lively, curious, and witty.

OTHER Geminis are nosy, twitchy
big mouths, and like many other twins, there are twice as many as we probably need.

LIKES~ Gossip, variety, reading, and since youre a Gemini, you might like gossiping with yourself.

DISLIKES~ Being alone, being in a rut, being alone in a rut.

C.A.N.C.E.R

YOU are imaginative, intuitive, and protective.

OTHER Cancers are moody, touchy, and much too emotional. Plus, lets face it, theyre not that happy that their sign is
called Cancer.

LIKES~ Privacy, hobbies, and pinching people.

DISLIKES~ Being told what to do, failing, and the dumb astrology people that wont change the name of this sign to some
thing more cheerful. How about Pinchy the Crab?

L.E.O


YOU are creative, enthusiastic, and generous.

OTHER Leos are bossy, mean, and think they are so cool just because they get to be lions and not one of the creepy
signs of the zodiac.

LIKES~ Luxury, drama, and attacking antelopes.

DISLIKES~ Mean people, ordinary stuff, and conditioners that leave your mane unmanageable.


V.I.R.G.O

YOU are intelligent, reliable, and
diligent.

OTHER Virgos are fussy, critical worrywarts, and lots of the ones that are guys are not that happy that their sign is a
girl so they lie and say theyre Leos.

You know what? Lets fix this right now. From now on, a man Virgo is called a Mango, and that is final.

LIKES~ Books, details, and telling people that their sign is a pretty girl. (Mangos, you can start telling people that
your sign is a bulldog or a piranha or something tough like that.)

DISLIKES~ Messes, pushy people, and dry frizzy hair with no bounce, vitality, or sparkling sheen. Also war.

L.I.B.R.A

YOU are charming, romantic, and
friendly.

OTHER Libras are gullible, indecisive, and easily influenced. Or maybe they arent. Or maybe they are. I cant decide.
What do you think? Okay, whatever you say.

LIKES~ Sharing, parties, and seesaws. Unless you think they shouldnt. Do you think they should like these things? I
just cant decide.

DISLIKES~ Violence, meanness, and injustice. Also, even though Libras are scales, they dont like it when people stand
on them and ask how much they weigh.

S.C.O.R.P.I.O

YOU are determined, intuitive, and
passionate.

OTHER Scorpios are secretive, resentful, and stubborn. And believe me, they were not happy to hear that you were
described so nicely. Im sure that theyre scheming against you. Peek out the window. Theyre hiding out there somewhere,
right now.

LIKES~ Challenges, meaningful work, and being allowed to exercise their skills. And lets be honest, look at those
claws. Scorpios really like pinching people.

DISLIKES~ Being taken advantage of, insincerity, and getting slapped right after the pinching. Cmon, nobody gets mad
when a Libra weighs something. If you dont want to get pinched, dont come around acting all pinchable and everything.

S.A.G.I.T.A.R.I.A.S

YOU are honest, optimistic, and savvy.

OTHER Sagittarians are careless, blunt, and irresponsible. Also, those other Sagittarians are not terribly welcome at
parties shooting arrows everywhere and clomping around, always asking for hay sandwiches and apologizing the next day
for pooping on the lawn.

LIKES~ Traveling, freedom, and having a person head and a horse body instead of the other way around.

DISLIKES~ Standing around, fussy people, and huge slobs that always want a horsey-back ride.


C.A.P.R.I.C.O.R.N

YOU are ambitious, careful, and successful.

OTHER Capricorns are gloomy cheapskates that carry grudges, which is odd because goats are so lovable, right? Who
doesnt like that tangy smell and those crazy goat eyes?

LIKES~ People that know what they're talking about, reliability, and people who like kidding around. (Thats right,
kidding is a goat joke. But I promise its the last one.)

DISLIKES~ Wasting time and people that try to make you feel bad about yourself.

A.Q.U.A.R.I.U.S

YOU are friendly, honest, and smart.

OTHER Aquarians are unpredictable, contrary, and love to argue. But you probably dont agree with that and want to argue
about it, right? Well, youre wrong. Are too. Are too. Are too infinity times.

LIKES~ Making friends, parties, and reminding people that water carrier is not the same as waitress.

DISLIKES~ Being lonely, lies, and doing the same old thing all of the time. This is one of the things that makes
Aquarians so unique, right? Because everybody just loves being lonely, bored, and lied to.

P.I.S.C.E.S

YOU are imaginative, generous, and
nice.

OTHER Pisces are spacy and easily talked into things. Its like how fish will bite a rubber worm with huge pointy hooks
poking out the sides. The other Pisces are like that. No wonder they want to be vague about it. I wouldn't tell anybody
I bit fake worms, either.

LIKES~ Spending time alone, dreaming, and tartar sauce.

DISLIKES~ Being criticized, know-it-alls, and those people that talk during movies right when you're trying to hear the
best part. (You know who I mean, right? I mean all of the other signs of the zodiac.)