Hey Girls, You're Beautiful.

Jordan And Daizee?
Fuck Yes.

Message Me??
Hell Yes.

Talk To Me??
Sure Thang.

Love Me??
Oh Baby.








This boy likes birds.
It's so bloody British.
wtf.
ohwell,
see.
This is Jordan.
And I am Daizee,
and I love him,
And he is mine,
and I think he is lovely,
And he does what I tell him to do,
and he listens to Cobra Starship,
And he watches Jake and Amir because I make him,
and he never even complains.
you want a boy like this?
then call 0784676-
HAH.
you cannot call that number.
Because there is no-one else like him,
in the world,
EVER.

I love thy Jordan David Whitney.