Lexx (x_WednesdayADDAMS) has this awesome quotes page.
And I became a sheep and completely took the idea.
Pshh. Sorry Lexxers. x)
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{The Quotes & Stupid Things We've Said}


(Talking About The Dance)
Eli: Dylan, I really can't imagine you clubbing.
Dylan: Yeah? Can you imagine me STABBING YOU WITH THIS SPOON?

(Driving Backwards & Trying To Set Cars On Fire On NASCAR Gamecube)
Sarah: Oh my god, there's so many white cars.
Me: Sarah, don't be racist.

(Deciding What Movie To Watch)
Dad: How About 10 000 Leagues Under The Sea?
Nan: How About Free Poor Willy?
Me: Nan, I think you got that wrong...

(Ranting About Hell Knows What)
Dylan: And they wear bandannas and jeans down to their knees and walk around like Asian bats because that's how they
roll.

(Talking About My 8 Year Old Brother's Music Taste)
Dad: He listens to Guns n Roses, he's good.
Mom: Yeah, but he's got that terrible Ank Alkevich stuff on there too.

(Trying To Convince The Noon Hour Supervisor Not To Kick Us Out)
[Keep In Mind Dylan's Canadian And Basically Nothing Else]
Matthew: Is it because we're too loud?
Sarah: Is it because we drop food?
Jean-Luc: Is it because you don't like us?
Me: Is is because of my shoes?
Dylan: IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK?

(What I Sound Like After 1.30 Of Circuit Training)
Me: Oh god, I got no sleep so I'm SO hungry.

More will be added later. : P