Hello my name is Tom,
though i am only 14 i am the greatest pirate the world has ever known,
not only because i have a huge ginger beard at the young age of 15,
but also because even after years of scurvy my teeth are shiny white.
In my spare time i am God, i also enjoy going to the match at Turf
Moor (Burnley) and other stuff like going in town with my homies. I
love my music, it ranges from metal, indie, punk, emo and dance to
stuff that most people wouldnt even call music, like what nemo listens
I have glasses but i only wear them when i have to, i cant stand
smoking, i love my friends and my back is acheing for some reason...im
kinda single but hopefully thats gonna change pretty soon but fuck
itim god i dont have to talk to you about that, you think i do? eat my
lightning bolt bitch.