Note: This site wouldn't let me put my real age in (it's infinity, if
you're curious), so I just put 1940 as my birthday. OR LET ME HAVE GOD
AS MY USERNAME, INSOLENT MORTALS, I SHALL SMITE THEE A THOUSAND
Yep! So God's joined kupika! This, my not-so-loyal subjects, it the
miracle you've been waiting for. I'll just answer these questions
Do you smoke: Nope, but when someone ejaculates all over the floor,
Do you like sports: Fuck no, unless it's walking over hot coals so you
can prove your loyalty to me. Oh, and boxing, it's great to see two
infidel smash eachother up for no good reason.
Your favourite food: Ambrosia, of course!
Your skills: Oh.. I dunno.. creation, destruction, smiting, all that
Are you single: Yep. It's great! I get to impregnate all the virgins I
Do you have any pets: Look in the mirror, bub.
Do you believe in god: Okay, when I find out who asked me that...
they'll not be in a position to ask anymore questions, I'll tell you
that for nothing.
Do you wear glasses: Yes, actually.
Your hair colour: Blueish grey. You've no idea how hard it was to find
a hairdresser that would do a blue rinse for a god, but I found one...
in Texas, actually.
What kind of music do you like: Psalms, mainly, and a bit of Pink
Love -- what is it: A laugh, really. I only created it to give you
something to make dramaz about.
Can you sing: Like an angel.
What do you see in other people: Pillars of salt.
Favourite Movie: Roundhay Garden
Scene, can't beat the classics
Are you an introvert or an extrovert: Introverted, really. I don't
come out much.
Love, romance, or both: Neither, just virgin impregnation. Mary wasn't
the first I tried, actually, the others all woke up, so I didn't...
you know.. finish.
What is your ambition: Haha...
See you at the end! I'll try to keep the flying scorpions from
stinging you too much... not that it matters, you'll be in intense
pain for seven days anyway! Nothing you can do! Haha.. I still laugh
at that 'mercy' bit in my bestseller.