What I Learned This School Year
We all pick up things during the school year, but not in class. Here, I shall list the things I learned, but was not
taught.
-My math teacher collects CONVERSE shoes
-Fancy-pants fake nails hurt like Hell
-It's not funny to tell people you're having a love-affair with Jesus
-You can't press buttons on a phone with fancy-pants fake nails
-Don't tell people you think gray/white hair is hot
-Even if you mention that you mean it only on young people
-It's not funny to fill out a piece of paper with the number "42" over and over, and turn it in to the homework basket,
unsigned.
-It hurts even more when fake nails break.
-It is greatly appriciated if I do not LOLspeak throughout my assignments.
-My Art teacher likes to pretend she's a bird
-My math teacher looks like Drew Carey. Seriously.
I'll put some more when I learn some more. :D
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